Post #93394 by purple jade on Fri, May 28, 2004 5:26 PM

My father-in-law tells a story of being in a Mississippi diner next to a Yankee salesman, who had obviously been asked one too many times if he wanted grits with his breakfast, leading him to reply testily, "You people keep trying to shove these grit things down my throat...OK, I'll have ONE!".