Post #95954 by Tiki_Bong on Fri, Jun 11, 2004 4:29 PM

Jesus (and not in a good way),

For what they want for 1 of those contraptions you could get a few 'real' palm trees.

You want to know what's wrong with society these days? Well, do you? It's this - everyone wants instant gratification (and instant fornication).

"Oh, I don't have the time to actually plant a palm tree, water a palm tree, feed a palm tree and wait for it to grow. I mean hey, I gotta watch a reality show of some sort at 7:00 pm tonight!".

The first tip off that it's "trailer" is when the vendor states "great for auto dealerships". Personally, If I ran an auto dealership, I'd go with the giant inflatable ape.

(Oh well, I bet they go great with fake nails though...)

Christ (and not in a good way) I had to come back and edit this god damn post so as to not get in any sort of trouble - PLEASE NOTE - This is just my opinion, I'm not making a judgement against any person - living or otherwise.

Besides, what the f*#* should my opinions matter to anyone else anyway. So, just let me rip of a little chunk of the 1st Amendment thing and chew on it for a while.

"I'm ashamed to be here, but not too ashamed to leave..."

Celebrate 'International Tiki Day' the second Saturday in August - hau'oli la tiki!

[ Edited by: Tiki_Bong on 2004-06-11 17:00 ]