Post #96702 by JerseyRED on Wed, Jun 16, 2004 12:38 PM

On 2004-06-14 19:06, Feelin' Zombified wrote:
My late father once said to me:

"Son,
Life is like a Shit Sandwich:
The more bread you have,
The less shit you have to eat"

I just thought I'd share the advice.
Feel free to post your ancestral knowledge here.

-Z

My dad's word's of wisdom passed on to me when bringing up a dead, but sore topic.

"Shit doesn't stink until you stir it up with a stick."

The other favorite was:

"Opinions are like a$$holes, everyone's got one."