Post #96731 by Geeky Tiki on Wed, Jun 16, 2004 3:19 PM

On 2004-06-14 19:06, Feelin' Zombified wrote:
My late father once said to me:

"Son,
Life is like a Shit Sandwich:
The more bread you have,
The less shit you have to eat"

-Z

I've been thinking this one over.

For a given shit sandwich, I would expect that it would contain the same shit serving size regardless of the number of slices of bread that were used, just as a larger bun does not make a given hamburger patty any smaller.

Maybe more bread would just make the shit serving appear smaller.

Also, if the establishment that was serving said sandwich wanted you to keep coming back for more of their shit, they might even add some more shit to go along with your extra bread.

Then, of course, if the pieces of bread were larger in area rather than thickness, you could end up with all kinds of extra shit! Extra bread that lacks sufficient depth could lead to more shit being laddled onto your sandwich.

To be safest, I'd say, "If you take your shit and eat it straight up, you're likely to have the smallest possible total serving of shit."

Plus, you avoid all those carbs.

Me? Lately, I feel like I get my shit sandwiches from The Carnegie Deli!

:lol:

It's a great saying, Zombified, I'm just goofing off a little today.

[ Edited by: Geeky Tiki on 2004-06-16 15:22 ]