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Phrases that sound dirty but aren't (warning: silly)

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JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 10:50 AM i was here wondering what everyone's favorite mayonnaise was, but didn't want to create that controversy again... :) so here goes: things that sound dirty but aren't... "howard's end" oral roberts rear admiral tight end wide receiver butt glazing breast stroke ...
M MachTiki Tiki Socialite San Diego, CA Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Posts: 1369	M MachTiki Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 11:22 AM Penal Code Lei'd Cock Fight Cocktail Palm Pilot Andy Dick Arsole Lake Titicaca Sperm Whale End run Rimshot Bangkok Masticate Shi Tzu Vibraphone Honorable mention: "If You See Kay" (April Wine Song)
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 11:36 AM Tail Wind Ballcock Horehound Pulled Pork Balzac
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 11:51 AM Veni, Vidi, Vici!
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 11:58 AM On 2004-07-09 11:51, Tiki_Bong wrote: Veni, Vidi, Vici! smokin' menehunes :) :) :)
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 1:30 PM Fanny Pack Harry Johnson Sex Wax Breast Pump Nipple Guard
S suicide_sam Member LBC Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 670	S suicide_sam Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 3:45 PM cucamonga head steady & cock strong (or was that cock steady & head strong?) limp bizkit pianist
TRR The Ragin' Rarotongan Member Now, Ocala Florida Joined: Mar 26, 2004 Posts: 282	TRR The Ragin' Rarotongan Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 5:03 PM organ grinder organist meat and potatoes twig and berries
JT Jungle Trader Member Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca. Joined: Jan 04, 2003 Posts: 3772	JT Jungle Trader Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 8:16 PM lickety split
FZ Feelin Zombified Tiki Socialite The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Posts: 1340	FZ Feelin Zombified Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 8:48 PM Pianist Dick Hyman -Z
FZ Feelin Zombified Tiki Socialite The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Posts: 1340	FZ Feelin Zombified Posted posted on Fri, Jul 9, 2004 8:52 PM On 2004-07-09 10:50, Johnny Dollar wrote: oral roberts Roberts is my last name, and my dad was a dentist, so when I was REALLY little, I thought Oral Roberts was a reference to him. :) -Z
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Sat, Jul 10, 2004 1:21 AM Backpacker Homo erectus Bushmaster Angina Backhoe Assassin Beefeater A Tiki Cheers To You [ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2004-07-10 01:22 ]
F FLOUNDERart Tiki Socialite Orlando Florida Joined: Sep 02, 2003 Posts: 1140	F FLOUNDERart Posted posted on Sat, Jul 10, 2004 6:34 AM On 2004-07-09 11:51, Tiki_Bong wrote: Veni, Vidi, Vici! Chip Monk Original Art by Flounder http://www.flounderart.com [ Edited by: FLOUNDERart on 2004-07-10 06:34 ]
F FLOUNDERart Tiki Socialite Orlando Florida Joined: Sep 02, 2003 Posts: 1140	F FLOUNDERart Posted posted on Sat, Jul 10, 2004 6:37 AM Dick Trickle, the race car driver.
TRR The Ragin' Rarotongan Member Now, Ocala Florida Joined: Mar 26, 2004 Posts: 282	TRR The Ragin' Rarotongan Posted posted on Sat, Jul 10, 2004 7:01 AM I'm suprised no one said Nutcracker!
UJ Unkle John Tiki Socialite Middle-of-the-Ocean, TX Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Posts: 1217	UJ Unkle John Posted posted on Sat, Jul 10, 2004 2:43 PM for you rodeo fans.... Pole Bender
R Raffertiki Member L.I. Joined: Oct 31, 2003 Posts: 1527	R Raffertiki Posted posted on Sat, Jul 10, 2004 5:57 PM Uranus
R Raffertiki Member L.I. Joined: Oct 31, 2003 Posts: 1527	R Raffertiki Posted posted on Sat, Jul 10, 2004 5:57 PM Doublidee Postasaurus. [ Edited by: Raffertiki on 2004-07-10 17:59 ]
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Sun, Jul 11, 2004 3:32 AM ARRRR...avast ye swabs! don't be fergettin' those nautical naughties that us seafarin' men use on a daily basis: seaman poopdeck porthole cockswain scuttlebutt bitter end friggin' in the riggin' (doh!) [ Edited by: Shipwreckjoey on 2004-07-11 11:10 ]
F Formikahini Tiki Socialite Houston, Texotica Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Posts: 1514	F Formikahini Posted posted on Sun, Jul 11, 2004 11:17 AM Parts of a rifle: the butt and the shaft (that was always good for a giggle at summer camp when we had to name all the parts of a gun to pass The Bar) and Shipwreckjoey, is there any other meaning for friggin' in the riggin'? I always thought that was ONLY dirty! Shows you what an old salt I'm not!
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Sun, Jul 11, 2004 9:36 PM giggle YOU said PIANIST!!!! hehehehe don't forget Regina!
UJ Unkle John Tiki Socialite Middle-of-the-Ocean, TX Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Posts: 1217	UJ Unkle John Posted posted on Sun, Jul 11, 2004 9:41 PM rear-ended double header tweeter pipe hangdown (something edible i saw on a menu once)
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:26 AM Fanny Pack gooseberries wet willie Great Tits:
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:32 AM don't forget to look for boobies in australia and new zealand:
F FLOUNDERart Tiki Socialite Orlando Florida Joined: Sep 02, 2003 Posts: 1140	F FLOUNDERart Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 10:08 AM and the cock
T Tiki-Toa Member Somewhere on Planet Tiki Joined: May 30, 2004 Posts: 1012	T Tiki-Toa Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 10:18 AM cock fighting? cat fight a.k.a. a pussy match
TC Tiki Chris Member London Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1542	TC Tiki Chris Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 10:18 AM Slobodan Milosevic
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 10:21 AM On 2004-07-12 10:18, Tiki Chris wrote: Slobodan Milosevic
FZ Feelin Zombified Tiki Socialite The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Posts: 1340	FZ Feelin Zombified Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:08 PM George Carlin once did a routine about words that are not actually dirty. He said you just might hear the following sentence in a Disney film, and it would be OK: I'm gonna Snatch that Pussy and put it in a Box! -Z
T tikibars Tiki Socialite Aku Hall, Chicago Joined: Apr 11, 2002 Posts: 2034	T tikibars Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:10 PM On 2004-07-11 11:17, Formikahini wrote: is there any other meaning for friggin' in the riggin'? I always thought that was ONLY dirty! Shows you what an old salt I'm not! "...there was fuck-all else to do..."
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:31 PM Dick Butkis Buster Hyman Mike Hunt Heywood Djablome Safonda Cox Courtney Cox Courtney Love love glove pipe organ tulips meatloaf linguini gulash
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:34 PM lube job
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:36 PM come fly with me
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:42 PM Dick Riordon
M McDougall Member Ft. Lauderdale, FL Joined: May 02, 2003 Posts: 489	M McDougall Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:54 PM liquor
T tikicleen Tiki Socialite ripon: almond capital yet no orgeat Joined: Nov 11, 2003 Posts: 338	T tikicleen Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:55 PM you forgot 'mike oxlong' :) my personal favorite is how my internship speech therapist supervisor would introduce ourselves to a 60 year old male stroke patient while we were getting ready to do a bedside swallow evaluation. she would point to me and say: this young lady is a swallowing specialist. that always seemed to perk up those old dirty men. :)
TDH the drunken hat Member Modesto, CA Joined: Dec 20, 2003 Posts: 331	TDH the drunken hat Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:57 PM my tag says it all. 'liquor in the front, poker in the rear' [ Edited by: the drunken hat on 2004-07-12 19:58 ]
T TNTiki Member Knoxville, TN Joined: May 15, 2004 Posts: 464	T TNTiki Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 8:13 PM [ Edited by: TNTiki on 2004-11-06 14:59 ]
C Chongolio Member The Coast of Kauai Joined: Oct 02, 2002 Posts: 2765	C Chongolio Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 9:12 PM Oxnard Banana split pork and beans supersized bung hole shrunken head head cheese George Bush Dick Cheney -- I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man." ... Mark Twain Come explore http://www.lost-isle.com [ Edited by: Chongolio on 2004-07-13 01:16 ]
UJ Unkle John Tiki Socialite Middle-of-the-Ocean, TX Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Posts: 1217	UJ Unkle John Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 9:22 PM Colin Powell... sound like too much bran or Colin Powell... if from Texas, Powell sounds like "pal"
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Mon, Jul 12, 2004 9:27 PM Call me modest, but I've always thought that the phrase "eat my ####, you ######-###ed monkey! Your mother's #### should be rearranged with a ####'ing pipe wrench!" was always a bit, how do you say, risque'.
K Kalikiana Member Shepherdstown, WV Joined: May 01, 2004 Posts: 85	K Kalikiana Posted posted on Tue, Jul 13, 2004 1:17 AM Nice ones! I just spent the greater half of the eve coming up with these.... Ballsy Cock-eyed Ball cock (valve) ramrod Cock-a-leekie (chicken and leek soup) Hairy woodpecker uvula angina gesticulate kumquat organism posse shiite Volvo the Dukakis caucus Sofa King (It's not just cheap, it's Sofa King cheap!) Cumin and finally, Pleasant Mother Pheasant Plucker K
DZ Doctor Z Tiki Socialite Jasper's Reef, Torrance, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2002 Posts: 1620	DZ Doctor Z Posted posted on Tue, Jul 13, 2004 1:22 AM Hugh Jorgan Jacques Mehoff Peter Pance Phil McCrackin
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Tue, Jul 13, 2004 1:36 AM oh man, you guys have me laughing so hard I'm crying! Very much appreciated :)
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Tue, Jul 13, 2004 2:24 AM rump roast beef jerky blow pop extra virgin olive oil Greek salad (or anything with the word Greek) anal retentive Bone Productions (Bone Prod.) homeowner dry sac hose bag dirty (filthy) hoe mudflaps pork loin tender loin cream cheese Jack Mehoff Ravi Shankar blowhole "take that!" take ten take me home, country road... vagasil Hugh Jass Patrick Fitzgerald Gerald Fitzpatrick cocked, locked, and loaded come on Eileen coconut milk "Will you please slather some ointment on my scab?" [ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 02:36 ]
T tikitortured Member Huntington Beach Ca. Joined: Apr 08, 2004 Posts: 332	T tikitortured Posted posted on Tue, Jul 13, 2004 2:41 AM Ride 'em cowboy! peanut Brazil nuts sometimes you feel like a nut(sometimes you don't) pu pu platter Winnie the Pooh first mate analgesic mineshaft sheep dip crochet hoarse throat cherry picker liquor license Punjab Willy Wonka Wang Chung Wang Tango Vera Wang banana hammock Jack and the beanstalk take me out to the ballgame policemen's ball honey suckle Moby Dick anytime the words butt and joyce are used in the same sentence [ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 09:48 ] [ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 10:13 ] [ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 10:16 ]
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Tue, Jul 13, 2004 11:15 AM [ Edited by: Tikiwahine on 2004-07-13 11:19 ]
T thejab Grand Member (1 year) Tradewinds Apartments, Alameda, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2992	T thejab Posted posted on Tue, Jul 13, 2004 11:27 AM Bruce Wood-bury

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