Phrases that sound dirty but aren't (warning: silly)

Let's view the following slides of American Birds and Reptiles. Children, please stop giggling.

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The Bearded Tit:
[img]http://www.birdsofbritain.co.uk/images/bearded-tit.jpg)

The Bushtit

American Woodcock or "Timber Doodle":

The Limpkin:

Bufflehead:

Kakawahie:

Pygmy Nuthatch:

Horny Toad

Sabu

Different strokes
Eight is enough
Threes company
Scooby Doo
Gomer Pyle
Pink Floyd
oingo boingo
Butterfinger
Kumquat
Meat grinder
Wendy's hot and juicy
wheres the beef?
milk bone

and on and on and on......

-- I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man."
... Mark Twain

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[ Edited by: Chongolio on 2004-07-13 13:16 ]

Shipwreckjoey,

I can't believe you forgot this nautical food:

Sabu

On 2004-07-13 12:34, Chongolio wrote:
Wendy's hot and juicy

and on and on and on......

When I was in college we had a two-hand touch football league where each floor of each dorm in the college had it's own team. One year our team was called "Wendy's Hot & Juicy." Wendy didn't appreciate it, though...

[ Edited by: purple jade on 2004-07-13 14:03 ]

Ha! Crappie, yes!
And scrod!

From your high school English class: dangling participle (or dangling element).

In Athens, Georgia, there was a UGA buliding named after the two donors who funded it:
The Butts Mear Building.
'Course, saying it up to speed is the ONLY way it was ever pronounced.

Peter Piper
Peter Wolf
Roddy Bottoms (faith no more)
"bottoms up"
Richard Caveza
Burning Spears
Brittany Spears(think about it)
Long John Silver
eat meat
box lunch
inchworm
fish taco
sausage
menudo(men-you-do...get it?)
beaver hunt
leave it to beaver
dress up day
slippery when wet
Slick Willie
trickie Dickie
mustard
bare bones
drippy faucet
leaky hose
daddys little girl
mother may I
my mother the trucker
cockpit
emotion lotion
ausfart(ironically means exit in German)
when push comes to shove

[ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 15:48 ]

Greatest Hits
Soft Hits
Softest Hits

As in "Dolly Parton's Greatest Hits!"

-Randy

Idaho?
NO! Udaho!

in 1940's St. Louis there was a beer called "Greisedieck." the quasi german pronuciation of the second part of that name is "dick." so you could legitimately say "i'm drinking a grease dick." there's a dorm with that family name at st louis u to this day...

Right up your alley.

I could see two gay guys talking and one says: "You should meet him. I think he'd be right up your alley."

On 2004-07-13 16:34, Johnny Dollar wrote:
in 1940's St. Louis there was a beer called "Greisedieck." the quasi german pronuciation of the second part of that name is "dick." so you could legitimately say "i'm drinking a grease dick." there's a dorm with that family name at st louis u to this day...

J$, I've heard it pronounced "Greasey Dick." My wife's uncle obsesses about the name to this day. The first time he heard that I had a German last name & liked beer he asked me "Have you heard of Greasey Dick Beer?" He's asked me about it regularly ever since.

I saw a silk fabric last week with the color name:

Khajuraho

-Z

On 2004-07-14 08:05, Feelin' Zombified wrote:
I saw a silk fabric last week with the color name:

Khajuraho

-Z

That's the name of a Hindu temple complex in India.

Here's my word contribution to this thread: dongle (a software copywright progection device).

On 2004-07-14 11:01, cynfulcynner wrote:

Khajuraho

That's the name of a Hindu temple complex in India.

Yeah? Well it still sounds dirty. Why? 'Cause yer a Ho!

-Z

George Carlin once did a routine about words that are not actually dirty. He said you just might hear the following sentence in a Disney film, and it would be OK:

I'm gonna Snatch that Pussy and put it in a Box!

and...

You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick.

walkin' the dog
give your dog a bone
in and out
come and go
Jack Handy
beaver hole
Hostess ho ho
ho ho ho
Don Ho
ah so
continue
janitors
polish my bayonette
pearl necklace(ear rings, nose rings, etc)
lap dog
lipstick
Gaylord
headbanger
beef stroganoff
main vein

It's the double-entrendre club!

I just posted this and it disappeared into the netherworld. Go figure. I'll try again.

Anyway, Dr.Z (with MUCH emphasis on the PUNCTUATION) gave me the heads up on this thread, as I have a list of funny words I saw on signs while on a recent visit to Austria:

Things that sound dirty or implicit:

Hotel Schmelzof (schmells of what?)
Hermannshohl (a giant glacier)
Gotthard
Lech
Filzmoos (I hope the moose enjoyed it)
Hanneshof Hotel (Hands on! Hands off! Hands on, hands off, the Hanneshof!)
Faakhof Hotel
Uberfart (some kind of superhighway?)
Assmanhausen
Feuchtwangen
Titisee ("see" means lake, apparently)

And then there were the ones that just sound funny:

Pramstraller
Modlinger
Hotel Kviknes (Norweigian: they get in-n-out of there quick)
Bad Muenstereifel (I'd hate to be shot by a Muenster)

And then there's the ones which sound funny, are fun to say, but don't really suggest a darn thing:

Harfenwirt
Dinkelsbuhl
Obergurlgferner
Hohenschwangau

There, wasn't that fun?

Oh, and apparently Uhlen-Schmuck means "Jewelry store".

I could be wrong...so if Sven or even Robin could help me out on the translations, that would be GOOT, YA!

Danker
Tikicutie

Oh, by the way, Tikitortured, you have way too much free time.

Also, I can't believe everyone forgot to post "Joey Buttafuoco"!

Tikicutie

Ha!...I always wanted to start a band and call it The Buttafucos (not too thrilled about the "Joey" part though). Never could find any musicians twisted enough to take part in the project (sigh). We would follow in the footsteps of some of my favorite '80's L.A. bands like Roid Rogers & the Whirling Buttcherries, Tex and the Horseheads and the Gun Club.

For some reason I just thought of "bottomfeeder" to add to this list.

Oh, and "Puffin Flame HOle". (And yes, the 'O' is supposed to be capitalized, according to JohnnyVelour).

Tikicutie

the Temple of Double Entendre was the long lost set of Match Game '73, '74, '75!

Did anyone say pussywhipped

Did anyone say pussywhipped yet?

no

no

juice box

On 2004-07-09 20:48, Feelin' Zombified wrote:
Pianist Dick Hyman

Any relation to Buster Hyman
-Z

Any relation to Buster Hyman

A punk band I was in in the late 80's:

elixir
gladiator

y'all won't believe me, but i swear there was a girl at my high school named Cherie Box!

[ Edited by: TNTiki on 2004-11-06 15:10 ]

From an old bar sign; "Liquer in the front, Poker in the rear."

JUNO!
Where you really "in" or "in to"
Buster Hyman and the Penetrators?

I've heard of them!

On 2004-08-02 17:14, TNTiki wrote:
The patient had been referred to our surgeon by a pediatrician, Dr. Youngpeters. The pediatric surgeon was Dr. Cox. The surgery resident was Dr. Dick. The pediatric surgery fellow was Dr. Flake. And I was, of course, Dr. Queen.

My mother used to have an OB/GYN named Dr. Butcher.

I live in Little Saigon, where there are names like:

Phat Phuc
Ho Phuc
Phat Dong
Phat ho Phuc
Larry

(well, maybe not larry..I made that one up)

We also have a resteraunt called "Bong 99 Pho"

Dare I assume that Tiki Bong owns a piece of da joint?

Or, is that just what you kids are calling it these days?

On 2004-08-17 11:23, Dack Sambo wrote:
We also have a resteraunt called "Bong 99 Pho"

In SF we have the "Phuket Thai" restaurant on Haight. And there used to be a Thai place on Judah called "Porn Sawan."

there was a girl in my ceramics class in high school named "tham phon"

cynfulcynner, I lived for years at 914 Haight right across from Phuket. We couldn't believe it when that sign went up. Needless to say it was where we always took family when they were in town.

On 2004-08-17 17:01, Nui Nui 2 wrote:
cynfulcynner, I lived for years at 914 Haight right across from Phuket. We couldn't believe it when that sign went up. Needless to say it was where we always took family when they were in town.

Now what do you think woulda happened if you'da went to the DMV and applied for a personalized plate "PHUKET"? I guess they probably woulda' told you it's already taken. But, you won't give up and you request "PHUKIT" and you're denied because it's lurid and suggestive and would offend the sensibilities of your fellow motorists.

lunch meat
donkey kong
milk bone
big bopper
juicy fruit
country
end table
mailbox
doorknob
meat tenderizer
Hardwick St.
skittles
Chef Boy-r-dee
extension
outlet
plug
fuck off
hunt club
Seamen
mother father
cunning linguist
cock sucker (candy)
retired
busted nuts

sucker rod
polished rod
pump rod
rod elevator (these lift and hold your wood rod)
spring loaded fingers (to hold your rod)

All of these are oil and/or water pump parts.

I wouldn't say satisfaction is guaranteed as the fiberglass rod has flats on the coupling.

Speak softly and carry a big stick!

T. Roosevelt

-Z

(things heard on "This Old House")

layin' pipe
ball-cock
primin' the pump
pullin' hose

On 2004-08-17 22:26, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
Now what do you think woulda happened if you'da went to the DMV and applied for a personalized plate "PHUKET"?

If I were Thai, I could tell them it's my hometown. :wink:

The OB/GYN that shares an office with my Doctor is Dr. Papp