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Phrases that sound dirty but aren't (warning: silly)

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i was here wondering what everyone's favorite mayonnaise was, but didn't want to create that controversy again... :) so here goes: things that sound dirty but aren't...

"howard's end"
oral roberts
rear admiral
tight end
wide receiver
butt glazing
breast stroke
...

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Penal Code
Lei'd
Cock Fight
Cocktail
Palm Pilot
Andy Dick
Arsole
Lake Titicaca
Sperm Whale
End run
Rimshot
Bangkok
Masticate
Shi Tzu
Vibraphone

Honorable mention:
"If You See Kay" (April Wine Song)

Tail Wind
Ballcock
Horehound
Pulled Pork
Balzac

Veni, Vidi, Vici!

On 2004-07-09 11:51, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Veni, Vidi, Vici!

smokin' menehunes :) :) :)

Fanny Pack
Harry Johnson
Sex Wax
Breast Pump
Nipple Guard

cucamonga
head steady & cock strong (or was that cock steady & head strong?)
limp bizkit
pianist

organ grinder
organist
meat and potatoes
twig and berries

lickety split

Pianist Dick Hyman

-Z

On 2004-07-09 10:50, Johnny Dollar wrote:
oral roberts

Roberts is my last name, and my dad was a dentist, so when I was REALLY little, I thought Oral Roberts was a reference to him.
:)

-Z

Backpacker
Homo erectus
Bushmaster
Angina
Backhoe
Assassin
Beefeater


A Tiki Cheers To You

[ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2004-07-10 01:22 ]

On 2004-07-09 11:51, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Veni, Vidi, Vici!

Chip Monk


Original Art by Flounder

http://www.flounderart.com

[ Edited by: FLOUNDERart on 2004-07-10 06:34 ]

Dick Trickle, the race car driver.

I'm suprised no one said Nutcracker!

for you rodeo fans.... Pole Bender

Uranus

Doublidee Postasaurus.

[ Edited by: Raffertiki on 2004-07-10 17:59 ]

ARRRR...avast ye swabs! don't be fergettin' those nautical naughties that us seafarin' men use on a daily basis:
seaman
poopdeck
porthole
cockswain
scuttlebutt
bitter end
friggin' in the riggin' (doh!)

[ Edited by: Shipwreckjoey on 2004-07-11 11:10 ]

Parts of a rifle: the butt and the shaft
(that was always good for a giggle at summer camp when we had to name all the parts of a gun to pass The Bar)

and Shipwreckjoey, is there any other meaning for friggin' in the riggin'? I always thought that was ONLY dirty! Shows you what an old salt I'm not!

giggle YOU said PIANIST!!!! hehehehe

don't forget Regina!

rear-ended
double header
tweeter
pipe
hangdown (something edible i saw on a menu once)

Fanny Pack
gooseberries
wet willie
Great Tits:

don't forget to look for boobies in australia and new zealand:

and the cock

cock fighting?

cat fight a.k.a. a pussy match

Slobodan Milosevic

On 2004-07-12 10:18, Tiki Chris wrote:
Slobodan Milosevic

George Carlin once did a routine about words that are not actually dirty. He said you just might hear the following sentence in a Disney film, and it would be OK:

I'm gonna Snatch that Pussy and put it in a Box!

-Z

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On 2004-07-11 11:17, Formikahini wrote:
is there any other meaning for friggin' in the riggin'? I always thought that was ONLY dirty! Shows you what an old salt I'm not!

"...there was fuck-all else to do..."

Dick Butkis
Buster Hyman
Mike Hunt
Heywood Djablome
Safonda Cox
Courtney Cox
Courtney Love
love glove
pipe organ
tulips
meatloaf
linguini
gulash

lube job

come fly with me

Dick Riordon

liquor

you forgot 'mike oxlong'

:)

my personal favorite is how my internship speech therapist supervisor would introduce ourselves to a 60 year old male stroke patient while we were getting ready to do a bedside swallow evaluation. she would point to me and say:

this young lady is a swallowing specialist.

that always seemed to perk up those old dirty men. :)

my tag says it all.

'liquor in the front, poker in the rear'

[ Edited by: the drunken hat on 2004-07-12 19:58 ]

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[ Edited by: TNTiki on 2004-11-06 14:59 ]

Oxnard
Banana split
pork and beans
supersized
bung hole
shrunken head
head cheese
George Bush
Dick Cheney


-- I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man."
... Mark Twain

Come explore http://www.lost-isle.com

[ Edited by: Chongolio on 2004-07-13 01:16 ]

Colin Powell... sound like too much bran
or
Colin Powell... if from Texas, Powell sounds like "pal"

Call me modest, but I've always thought that the phrase "eat my ####, you ######-###ed monkey! Your mother's #### should be rearranged with a ####'ing pipe wrench!" was always a bit, how do you say, risque'.

Nice ones! I just spent the greater half of the eve coming up with these....

Ballsy
Cock-eyed
Ball cock (valve)
ramrod
Cock-a-leekie (chicken and leek soup)
Hairy woodpecker
uvula
angina
gesticulate
kumquat
organism
posse
shiite
Volvo
the Dukakis caucus
Sofa King (It's not just cheap, it's Sofa King cheap!)
Cumin
and finally,
Pleasant Mother Pheasant Plucker
K

DZ

Hugh Jorgan
Jacques Mehoff
Peter Pance
Phil McCrackin

oh man, you guys have me laughing so hard I'm crying!

Very much appreciated :)

rump roast
beef jerky
blow pop
extra virgin olive oil
Greek salad (or anything with the word Greek)
anal retentive
Bone Productions (Bone Prod.)
homeowner
dry sac
hose bag
dirty (filthy) hoe
mudflaps
pork loin
tender loin
cream cheese
Jack Mehoff
Ravi Shankar
blowhole
"take that!"
take ten
take me home, country road...
vagasil
Hugh Jass
Patrick Fitzgerald
Gerald Fitzpatrick
cocked, locked, and loaded
come on Eileen
coconut milk
"Will you please slather some ointment on my scab?"

[ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 02:36 ]

Ride 'em cowboy!
peanut
Brazil nuts
sometimes you feel like a nut(sometimes you don't)
pu pu platter
Winnie the Pooh
first mate
analgesic
mineshaft
sheep dip
crochet
hoarse throat
cherry picker
liquor license
Punjab
Willy Wonka
Wang Chung
Wang Tango
Vera Wang
banana hammock
Jack and the beanstalk
take me out to the ballgame
policemen's ball
honey suckle
Moby Dick
anytime the words butt and joyce are used in the same sentence

[ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 09:48 ]

[ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 10:13 ]

[ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 10:16 ]



[ Edited by: Tikiwahine on 2004-07-13 11:19 ]

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Bruce Wood-bury

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