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Phrases that sound dirty but aren't (warning: silly)
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Johnny Dollar
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i was here wondering what everyone's favorite mayonnaise was, but didn't want to create that controversy again... :) so here goes: things that sound dirty but aren't... "howard's end" |
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MachTiki
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Fri, Jul 9, 2004 11:22 AM
Penal Code Honorable mention: |
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purple jade
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Fri, Jul 9, 2004 11:36 AM
Tail Wind |
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Tiki_Bong
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Fri, Jul 9, 2004 11:51 AM
Veni, Vidi, Vici! |
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Johnny Dollar
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Fri, Jul 9, 2004 11:58 AM
smokin' menehunes :) :) :) |
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freddiefreelance
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Fri, Jul 9, 2004 1:30 PM
Fanny Pack |
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suicide_sam
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Fri, Jul 9, 2004 3:45 PM
cucamonga |
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The Ragin' Rarotongan
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Fri, Jul 9, 2004 5:03 PM
organ grinder |
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Jungle Trader
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Fri, Jul 9, 2004 8:16 PM
lickety split |
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Feelin Zombified
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Fri, Jul 9, 2004 8:48 PM
Pianist Dick Hyman -Z |
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Feelin Zombified
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Fri, Jul 9, 2004 8:52 PM
Roberts is my last name, and my dad was a dentist, so when I was REALLY little, I thought Oral Roberts was a reference to him. -Z |
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Unga Bunga
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Sat, Jul 10, 2004 1:21 AM
Backpacker A Tiki Cheers To You [ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2004-07-10 01:22 ] |
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FLOUNDERart
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Sat, Jul 10, 2004 6:34 AM
Chip Monk Original Art by Flounder [ Edited by: FLOUNDERart on 2004-07-10 06:34 ] |
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FLOUNDERart
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Sat, Jul 10, 2004 6:37 AM
Dick Trickle, the race car driver. |
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The Ragin' Rarotongan
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Sat, Jul 10, 2004 7:01 AM
I'm suprised no one said Nutcracker! |
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Unkle John
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Sat, Jul 10, 2004 2:43 PM
for you rodeo fans.... Pole Bender |
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Raffertiki
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Sat, Jul 10, 2004 5:57 PM
Uranus |
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Raffertiki
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Sat, Jul 10, 2004 5:57 PM
Doublidee Postasaurus. [ Edited by: Raffertiki on 2004-07-10 17:59 ] |
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Shipwreckjoey
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Sun, Jul 11, 2004 3:32 AM
ARRRR...avast ye swabs! don't be fergettin' those nautical naughties that us seafarin' men use on a daily basis: [ Edited by: Shipwreckjoey on 2004-07-11 11:10 ] |
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Formikahini
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Sun, Jul 11, 2004 11:17 AM
Parts of a rifle: the butt and the shaft and Shipwreckjoey, is there any other meaning for friggin' in the riggin'? I always thought that was ONLY dirty! Shows you what an old salt I'm not! |
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Tikiwahine
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Sun, Jul 11, 2004 9:36 PM
giggle YOU said PIANIST!!!! hehehehe don't forget Regina! |
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Unkle John
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Sun, Jul 11, 2004 9:41 PM
rear-ended |
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freddiefreelance
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:26 AM
Fanny Pack |
JD
Johnny Dollar
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:32 AM
don't forget to look for boobies in australia and new zealand: |
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FLOUNDERart
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 10:08 AM
and the cock |
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Tiki-Toa
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 10:18 AM
cock fighting? cat fight a.k.a. a pussy match |
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Tiki Chris
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 10:18 AM
Slobodan Milosevic |
JD
Johnny Dollar
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 10:21 AM
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Feelin Zombified
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:08 PM
George Carlin once did a routine about words that are not actually dirty. He said you just might hear the following sentence in a Disney film, and it would be OK: I'm gonna Snatch that Pussy and put it in a Box! -Z |
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tikibars
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:10 PM
"...there was fuck-all else to do..." |
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tikitortured
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:31 PM
Dick Butkis |
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tikitortured
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:34 PM
lube job |
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tikitortured
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:36 PM
come fly with me |
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tikitortured
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:42 PM
Dick Riordon |
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McDougall
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:54 PM
liquor |
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tikicleen
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:55 PM
you forgot 'mike oxlong' :) my personal favorite is how my internship speech therapist supervisor would introduce ourselves to a 60 year old male stroke patient while we were getting ready to do a bedside swallow evaluation. she would point to me and say: this young lady is a swallowing specialist. that always seemed to perk up those old dirty men. :) |
TDH
the drunken hat
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 7:57 PM
my tag says it all. 'liquor in the front, poker in the rear' [ Edited by: the drunken hat on 2004-07-12 19:58 ] |
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TNTiki
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 8:13 PM
[ Edited by: TNTiki on 2004-11-06 14:59 ] |
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Chongolio
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 9:12 PM
Oxnard -- I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man." Come explore http://www.lost-isle.com [ Edited by: Chongolio on 2004-07-13 01:16 ] |
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Unkle John
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 9:22 PM
Colin Powell... sound like too much bran |
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Tiki_Bong
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Mon, Jul 12, 2004 9:27 PM
Call me modest, but I've always thought that the phrase "eat my ####, you ######-###ed monkey! Your mother's #### should be rearranged with a ####'ing pipe wrench!" was always a bit, how do you say, risque'. |
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Kalikiana
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Tue, Jul 13, 2004 1:17 AM
Nice ones! I just spent the greater half of the eve coming up with these.... Ballsy |
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Doctor Z
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Tue, Jul 13, 2004 1:22 AM
Hugh Jorgan |
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Tikiwahine
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Tue, Jul 13, 2004 1:36 AM
oh man, you guys have me laughing so hard I'm crying! Very much appreciated :) |
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tikitortured
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Tue, Jul 13, 2004 2:24 AM
rump roast [ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 02:36 ] |
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tikitortured
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Tue, Jul 13, 2004 2:41 AM
Ride 'em cowboy! [ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 09:48 ] [ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 10:13 ] [ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 10:16 ] |
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Tikiwahine
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Tue, Jul 13, 2004 11:15 AM
[ Edited by: Tikiwahine on 2004-07-13 11:19 ] |
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thejab
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Tue, Jul 13, 2004 11:27 AM
Bruce Wood-bury |