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Phrases that sound dirty but aren't (warning: silly)
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Let's view the following slides of American Birds and Reptiles. Children, please stop giggling.
The Bearded Tit: The Bushtit American Woodcock or "Timber Doodle": The Limpkin: Bufflehead: Kakawahie: Pygmy Nuthatch: Horny Toad Sabu |
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Chongolio
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07/13/2004
Different strokes and on and on and on...... -- I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man." Come explore http://www.lost-isle.com [ Edited by: Chongolio on 2004-07-13 13:16 ] |
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Shipwreckjoey, I can't believe you forgot this nautical food: Sabu |
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freddiefreelance
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When I was in college we had a two-hand touch football league where each floor of each dorm in the college had it's own team. One year our team was called "Wendy's Hot & Juicy." Wendy didn't appreciate it, though... |
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[ Edited by: purple jade on 2004-07-13 14:03 ] |
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Formikahini
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Ha! Crappie, yes! From your high school English class: dangling participle (or dangling element). In Athens, Georgia, there was a UGA buliding named after the two donors who funded it: |
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tikitortured
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07/13/2004
Peter Piper [ Edited by: Tikitortured on 2004-07-13 15:48 ] |
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Greatest Hits As in "Dolly Parton's Greatest Hits!" -Randy |
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Tiki Chris
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Idaho? |
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Johnny Dollar
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in 1940's St. Louis there was a beer called "Greisedieck." the quasi german pronuciation of the second part of that name is "dick." so you could legitimately say "i'm drinking a grease dick." there's a dorm with that family name at st louis u to this day... |
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Swanky
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07/14/2004
Right up your alley. I could see two gay guys talking and one says: "You should meet him. I think he'd be right up your alley." |
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freddiefreelance
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J$, I've heard it pronounced "Greasey Dick." My wife's uncle obsesses about the name to this day. The first time he heard that I had a German last name & liked beer he asked me "Have you heard of Greasey Dick Beer?" He's asked me about it regularly ever since. |
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Feelin Zombified
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07/14/2004
I saw a silk fabric last week with the color name: Khajuraho -Z |
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cynfulcynner
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07/14/2004
That's the name of a Hindu temple complex in India. Here's my word contribution to this thread: dongle (a software copywright progection device). |
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Feelin Zombified
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07/14/2004
Yeah? Well it still sounds dirty. Why? 'Cause yer a Ho! -Z |
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Raffertiki
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07/14/2004
and... You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick. |
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tikitortured
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07/15/2004
walkin' the dog |
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Unga Bunga
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07/15/2004
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TikiCutie
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07/20/2004
It's the double-entrendre club! I just posted this and it disappeared into the netherworld. Go figure. I'll try again. Anyway, Dr.Z (with MUCH emphasis on the PUNCTUATION) gave me the heads up on this thread, as I have a list of funny words I saw on signs while on a recent visit to Austria: Things that sound dirty or implicit: Hotel Schmelzof (schmells of what?) And then there were the ones that just sound funny: Pramstraller And then there's the ones which sound funny, are fun to say, but don't really suggest a darn thing: Harfenwirt There, wasn't that fun? Oh, and apparently Uhlen-Schmuck means "Jewelry store". I could be wrong...so if Sven or even Robin could help me out on the translations, that would be GOOT, YA! Danker |
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TikiCutie
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07/20/2004
Oh, by the way, Tikitortured, you have way too much free time. Also, I can't believe everyone forgot to post "Joey Buttafuoco"! Tikicutie |
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Shipwreckjoey
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07/20/2004
Ha!...I always wanted to start a band and call it The Buttafucos (not too thrilled about the "Joey" part though). Never could find any musicians twisted enough to take part in the project (sigh). We would follow in the footsteps of some of my favorite '80's L.A. bands like Roid Rogers & the Whirling Buttcherries, Tex and the Horseheads and the Gun Club. |
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TikiCutie
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07/25/2004
For some reason I just thought of "bottomfeeder" to add to this list. Oh, and "Puffin Flame HOle". (And yes, the 'O' is supposed to be capitalized, according to JohnnyVelour). Tikicutie |
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suburbanpagan
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07/25/2004
the Temple of Double Entendre was the long lost set of Match Game '73, '74, '75! |
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hiltiki
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07/25/2004
Did anyone say pussywhipped |
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hiltiki
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Did anyone say pussywhipped yet? |
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Tiki Rider
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07/25/2004
no |
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Tiki Rider
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07/25/2004
no |
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Johnny Dollar
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07/25/2004
juice box |
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Shipwreckjoey
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07/26/2004
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Kenike
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07/26/2004
A punk band I was in in the late 80's: |
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tikitortured
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08/02/2004
elixir |
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Tiki Chris
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08/02/2004
y'all won't believe me, but i swear there was a girl at my high school named Cherie Box! |
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TNTiki
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08/03/2004
[ Edited by: TNTiki on 2004-11-06 15:10 ] |
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Raffertiki
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08/03/2004
From an old bar sign; "Liquer in the front, Poker in the rear." |
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Unkle John
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08/03/2004
JUNO! I've heard of them! |
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cynfulcynner
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08/03/2004
My mother used to have an OB/GYN named Dr. Butcher. |
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Johnny Dollar
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08/17/2004
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Dack Sambo
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08/17/2004
I live in Little Saigon, where there are names like: Phat Phuc (well, maybe not larry..I made that one up) We also have a resteraunt called "Bong 99 Pho" Dare I assume that Tiki Bong owns a piece of da joint? Or, is that just what you kids are calling it these days? |
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cynfulcynner
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08/17/2004
In SF we have the "Phuket Thai" restaurant on Haight. And there used to be a Thai place on Judah called "Porn Sawan." |
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tiki5-0
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08/17/2004
there was a girl in my ceramics class in high school named "tham phon" |
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Nui Nui 2
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08/18/2004
cynfulcynner, I lived for years at 914 Haight right across from Phuket. We couldn't believe it when that sign went up. Needless to say it was where we always took family when they were in town. |
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Shipwreckjoey
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08/18/2004
Now what do you think woulda happened if you'da went to the DMV and applied for a personalized plate "PHUKET"? I guess they probably woulda' told you it's already taken. But, you won't give up and you request "PHUKIT" and you're denied because it's lurid and suggestive and would offend the sensibilities of your fellow motorists. |
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Mano Tiki Tia
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08/18/2004
lunch meat |
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tikijackalope
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08/18/2004
sucker rod All of these are oil and/or water pump parts. I wouldn't say satisfaction is guaranteed as the fiberglass rod has flats on the coupling. |
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Feelin Zombified
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08/18/2004
Speak softly and carry a big stick! T. Roosevelt -Z |
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cynfulcynner
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08/18/2004
(things heard on "This Old House") layin' pipe |
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cynfulcynner
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08/18/2004
If I were Thai, I could tell them it's my hometown. :wink: |
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Tikiwahine
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08/18/2004
The OB/GYN that shares an office with my Doctor is Dr. Papp |