Official Holiday Llama thread

Go nuts.

"Oh mystic powers - hear my call...
From my limbs, let new life fall..."
http://www.christophermerritt.com

[ Edited by: Tangaroa on 2004-11-05 11:44 ]

"the Dali Lama himself. The twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes; the grace; bald; striking... So, we finish the 18, and he's going to stiff me. And I say, 'hey. Lama, hey. How about a little something for, you know, the effort, you know?' And he says, 'oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I've got that going for me, which is nice."

On 2004-11-05 11:43, badmojo wrote:
"the Dali Lama himself. The twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes; the grace; bald; striking... So, we finish the 18, and he's going to stiff me. And I say, 'hey. Lama, hey. How about a little something for, you know, the effort, you know?' And he says, 'oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I've got that going for me, which is nice."

Caddyshack! Love it!

Saint Alpacus The Third healing the sick in
Gainsburg, OH.

On 2004-11-05 12:15, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Saint Alpacus The Third healing the sick in
Gainsburg, OH.

Duuuuude - you win.

I was just going to say the same thing - Sabu wins the thread!

Bring it on, Huckleberry!

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-11-05 12:49 ]

Ohh so that's it. Just a big ego competition to see who can out do the other. Okay, I can play too: This thread is dead

OK - I give! I give! Uncle!!!!!!

The Schmama Lama (meeting with other religious leaders):

My favorite comic book hero - The Green Lama

Spy-Llama

Slow day at work, Sabu?

Here's my meager contribution: Mark Llama, Gerbil Farmer

Geez, I hate gettin' in on these things late...

[ Edited by: Doctor Z on 2004-11-05 17:56 ]

Its never too late to join in!

Llama Toys

Find plenty more here: Mount Lehman Llama Trivia

[ Edited by: Traderpup on 2004-11-05 18:19 ]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/1716319.stm

Llama patrols protect Christmas Trees

Rocky Horror Llama

[ Edited by: DawnTiki on 2004-11-05 19:51 ]

Introducing the Llebra!

Hee HEEEEEEE!

Jam-on!

[ Edited by: stuff-o-rama on 2004-11-05 18:51 ]

Llama Christmas Gift Ideas

Monty Python "Magic, the Gathering" cards:

http://mtglair.de/mp.shtml

Llama Cookie Cutter

http://www.useful-items.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=UI&Category_Code=FUN

I "heart" Alpacas floaty toothbrush

http://www.useful-items.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=UI&Product_Code=EMULTOOTH-A&Category_Code=FUN

Stash jars

http://www.useful-items.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=UI&Product_Code=STASH&Category_Code=FUN

Is Your Mama A Llama? book

Llama Ice Sculpture

Life-sized Llama Butter Sculpture

Llama-polo mallets

Mummified Llama

http://www.rmla.com/Discover.htm

Strange, Llama-face Seen on Mars

Mummified Llama fetuses for sale in La Paz Witchmarket, Bolivia

On 2004-11-05 17:52, Doctor Z wrote:
Slow day at work, Sabu?

Guess I answered my own question...

Damn Llama Hippies!

Super Llama and Lois Lane to the rescue!

Sabu, I love your "Kung Fu"
But I worry about you ?

Back to your regularly scheduled Holiday Llama:

Sabu the Coconut Llama's Ancestors?

[ Edited by: ZebraTiki on 2004-11-05 21:19 ]

Oh, I thought you said lemur.

Trader Woody

Hey Folks,

Let's not get too far off track with all this non-llama silliness. Jokes are fine and all, but they detract from the intent of Tangaroa to open an honest discussion about Holiday Llama and what Holiday Llama means to us at this time of year.

I'm not afraid to express my Holiday Llama Spirit. Don't be afraid to express yours. Stories and pictures please.

On 2004-11-07 02:24, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Hey Folks,

Let's not get too far off track with all this non-llama silliness. Jokes are fine and all, but they detract from the intent of Tangaroa to open an honest discussion about Holiday Llama and what Holiday Llama means to us at this time of year.

Sorry Sabu - my eyesight and hearing have been temporarily shot to pieces because of an explosion that occurred while making treacle toffee. Damn the boiling point of sugar!

We in the UK look forward to the annual 'Parading of the King' ritual that occurs on Christmas Eve in many country villages. The village idiot is covered in soot, made to wear a crown made of dried llama dung and shiny foil, then paraded around the village on the back of a llama festooned with ribbons. He's then forced to drink a gallon of ale at the village pub while the llama is ritually slaughtered and roasted on a spit. The idiot is then thrown in the river and the rest of the villagers wash down their hot llama with copious amounts of mead. It's the highlight of my year.

Trader Woody

[ Edited by: Trader Woody on 2004-11-07 02:47 ]

Don't forget the holiday of Llamadan, where one can spend less time thinking about everyday concerns, and spend more time thinking about Llamas... while fasting.

We wouldn't want this to be a Christian-centric thread!

Rocky Horror Llama is the worst thing I've ever seen.

My now deceased Grammie's church has a Christmas pageant every year, featuring children from their choir. The best part is, of course, the parade of animals which includes a real donkey, llama and a giant fake spitting camel.

On 2004-11-05 19:21, Sabu The Coconut Boy wrote:
Mummified Llama fetuses for sale in La Paz Witchmarket, Bolivia

Well, my holiday shopping's done...

Yes, I know what you're saying, "Llamas are SO passe." However, I happened upon this image quite by accident & just had to share:

See more tragedies here.

Bumping the Holiday Llama thread back up to it's rightful place in Tiki Central.

A meeting that Pixar never intended to happen:

Llamas eating Christmas Tree:

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-11-23 13:34 ]