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Tiki_Bong posted on 11/11/2004

Getting rid of something because you think you don't need it anymore, then having to buy it later when you find you did need to keep it.

(I did that with my soul)

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docwoods posted on 11/12/2004

Finding a hair in my toothbrush-ick.

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Tiki_Bong posted on 11/12/2004

On 2004-11-11 17:04, docwoods wrote:
Finding a hair in my toothbrush-ick.

Especially if you're unsure of its place of origin...

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Satan's Sin posted on 11/12/2004

Satan's Sin hates ignorant bartenders.

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Humuhumu posted on 11/12/2004

On 2004-11-11 18:38, Satan's Sin wrote:

Satan's Sin hates ignorant bartenders.

But he loves pretty irish girls.

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Johnny Dollar posted on 11/12/2004

On 2004-11-11 18:54, Humuhumu wrote:

But he loves pretty irish girls.

no other kind :)

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FreakBear posted on 11/13/2004

On 2004-11-11 17:14, Tiki_Bong wrote:

On 2004-11-11 17:04, docwoods wrote:
Finding a hair in my toothbrush-ick.

Especially if you're unsure of its place of origin...

I have a retired toothbrush I use as a nail brush (fingers and 'tween the toes). One time I grabbed it in place of my real toothbrush :o It may be better not knowing where it's been!

-FB

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Gigantalope posted on 11/13/2004

sleeping with a new girl, and after noticing the photo of her family...and realizing it's your family too.

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FreakBear posted on 11/13/2004

Oh yeah! A permanant skip on a great record! The only thing worse is having all of your skin removed while concious!
-FB

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tiki-riviera posted on 11/13/2004

Breaking up with a bitchy girlfriend, then realizing yeas later she was the kinkiest sex fiend I would ever meet. Dang it, I hate when that happens!

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Polynesiac posted on 11/18/2004

...when someone breaks into your truck steals your radio and tries to hotwire it?

But then the flipside...

the radio was constantly eating TAPES (tape player - not CD) and sucked anyway (I was actually contemplating putting the original - which I still have - AM radio back in)
AND my truck has an enormous exhaust leak at the moment which gives the truck no momentum and was waiting to be fixed. THat was only if the thief could start my truck, because of the "funny" electronics, I have to jiggle a few wires here and there for the thing to start.
So who's laughing now you bastard thief...

(PS - I'm going to call my insurance and see what they say too...)


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"Hey, at least I'm housebroken."

[ Edited by: Polynesiac on 2004-11-17 22:00 ]

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Johnny Dollar posted on 11/18/2004

On 2004-11-12 18:05, Gigantalope wrote:
sleeping with a new girl, and after noticing the photo of her family...and realizing it's your family too.

then you realize that your father built your droids when he was a boy...

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Gigantalope posted on 11/18/2004

Johnny Dollar...speaking of droids...I was at Disnleyland last week, and there is a Star Wars ride...and in it is a the Gold robot from Star Wars rambling on...(not about sex, so I paid little attention) however...has it struck anyone that Tony Blair and C3Pio might be the same person?

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