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the Happy Squirrel thread

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Beatnikine posted on 11/22/2004

...just in time for New Years ...

[ Edited by: Beatnikine on 2004-11-22 11:10 ]

[ Edited by: Beatnikine on 2004-11-22 11:11 ]

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finkdaddy posted on 11/22/2004

Clearly the squirrel is settling for the Bud only because there were no mai tai's availiable in the taste test!

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Unga Bunga posted on 11/22/2004

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finkdaddy posted on 11/22/2004

That must be the 'after' picture. I remember parties like that. The 80's were so fun.

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Johnny Dollar posted on 11/22/2004

"squirrels gone wild"...

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MachTiki posted on 11/22/2004

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MachTiki posted on 11/22/2004

Hey, Rock... How come you never take me drinking?

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Unga Bunga posted on 11/22/2004

Bear And Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear to the squirrel, "Do you find that crap tends to stick to your fur?"
"Yes it does" replies the squirrel.

"Great!" says the bear, and wipes his ass with the squirrel.

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Sabu The Coconut Boy posted on 11/22/2004

More Happy Squirrels:

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-11-22 15:47 ]

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Slacks Ferret posted on 11/23/2004

I know that Squirrels and Gophers are different rodents altogether, but you folks are gonna love The Gopher Museum! It's even better in person!

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Beatnikine posted on 11/23/2004

the Happy/Wild Buttery Squirrel recipe

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
1 oz Amaretto Almond Liqueur
Pour into a stainless steel shaker over ice. Shake until ice cold, pour into an ice-filled old-fashioned glass, and serve.

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 11/23/2004

"Bullwinkle, that trick never works."

  • Rocket J. Squirrel
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Johnny Dollar posted on 11/23/2004

this "low rider squirrel" lives outside my office.

STCB
Sabu The Coconut Boy posted on 11/23/2004
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Beatnikine posted on 11/23/2004

this is the squirrel whose been peeking in my bedroom window each night...

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Johnny Dollar posted on 11/23/2004

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MachTiki posted on 11/23/2004

Nice one J$. Thanks for the laugh. You da man!

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Johnny Dollar posted on 11/24/2004
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Beatnikine posted on 11/24/2004

Pretty cute J$! I think you win the "Happy Squirrel" award :)

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dogbytes posted on 04/01/2008

Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got the answer, Squirrel Underpants. All you have to do is catch a squirrel, restrain him carefully, slide on a pair of tiny tighty-whiteys and then let him go. Each pair of 100% cotton briefs is "Proudly Made in America" and features a 2" waist and a tail hole cut in the back. Help the squirrels hide their nuts for the winter!

squirrel underpants
i love Archie Mc Phee!

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Beatnikini posted on 04/11/2008

Why stop there?

The truly happy squirrel is found decked out in his natural vintage ensemble for his evening stroll through the trees

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