Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Beyond Tiki / the Happy Squirrel thread
Post #370544 by dogbytes on Mon, Mar 31, 2008 7:20 PM
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Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry streaker crosses the sidewalk in front of you? We've got the answer, Squirrel Underpants. All you have to do is catch a squirrel, restrain him carefully, slide on a pair of tiny tighty-whiteys and then let him go. Each pair of 100% cotton briefs is "Proudly Made in America" and features a 2" waist and a tail hole cut in the back. Help the squirrels hide their nuts for the winter! squirrel underpants |