Name that Product!

Now that I've been reduced to posting drivel, here goes...

Hey kids, here's a fun and exciting game the whore family can enjoy! Name that Product!

Here's how the game's played. List the industrial standard ingredient names of a popular food product, along with some hints as to it's commercial name.

And now the fun part: We all try to guess the name of the product!

Winner receives a personalized merconocin!

Here's my entry:

Corn flour, sugar, oat flour, brown sugar, partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil, salt, niacinamide*, yellow 5, reduced iron, zinc oxide (a source of zinc (duh)), yellow 6, thiamin mononitrate*, BHT (a preservative), pyridoxine hydrochloride*, riboflavin*, folic acid*. * = one of the B vitamins.

Hints: It's NOT a mushy lieutenant.

Is it Corn Pops?

Captain Crunch !!??

I agree - Cap'n Crunch (but without my favorite F,D & C Red #5, it can't be CrunchBerries...)

Of course, It's gotta be Cap'n Crunch!

Excellent game!

Here's my entry for round two:

Ingedients: Purified Water , Vinegar , Polysorbate 80 , Citric Acid , Phenoxyethanol , Sodium Methylparaben , Sodium Ethylparaben , Sodium Propylparaben , Sodium Citrate , Edetate Disodium

Hint: It goes in the same place it comes out.

Hey kids, here's a fun and exciting game the whore family can enjoy! Name that Product!

Lubricant?

On 2005-02-18 00:26, Hakalugi wrote:
Excellent game!

Here's my entry for round two:

Ingedients: Purified Water , Vinegar , Polysorbate 80 , Citric Acid , Phenoxyethanol , Sodium Methylparaben , Sodium Ethylparaben , Sodium Propylparaben , Sodium Citrate , Edetate Disodium

Hint: It goes in the same place it comes out.

Give us a hint.Does it have Sodium in it?

Chewing gum

quisp vs. quake ???

I hope I didn't jump the gun by launching a round two. It looked like the first round was a slam dunk. Nevertheless, my apologies to Tiki Bong for rushing in before round one has officially ended.

Now then, Chewing gum is a good guess but off by almost three feet.

And another hint: People turn a blind eye to the extremely sexist marketing of this product.

summer's eve?

On 2005-02-18 00:26, Hakalugi wrote:
Excellent game!

Here's my entry for round two:

Ingedients: Purified Water , Vinegar , Polysorbate 80 , Citric Acid , Phenoxyethanol , Sodium Methylparaben , Sodium Ethylparaben , Sodium Propylparaben , Sodium Citrate , Edetate Disodium

Hint: It goes in the same place it comes out.

Is it Summer's Eve Douche?

And yes, it was Captain Crunch.

A TGI Friday's Mai Tai?

Trader Woody

Yes, Summer's Eve is close enough.
It's actually Massengill's extra cleaning formula.

Not exactly a food product, unless you go to TGI Fridays...

Captain Douche

Ingrediant: fluoxetine hydrochloride.

Hint: mood food...

Fluoxetine Hydrochloride - What is Prozac, Alex? The perfect twist in a Mai Tai. Talk about escapist.

How about:
Methylphenidate Hydrochloride - The secret ingredient in my Zombies.

For the peeps that guessed Cap'nCrunch, How do they eat their cerial???

On 2005-02-19 07:02, Benzart wrote:
For the peeps that guessed Cap'nCrunch, How do they eat their cerial???

Very carefully.

Barley and malt extract, sugar, fat reduced cocoa powder, whey powder, triglycerides, magnesium carbonate, dried whole egg, salt,ascorbic acid, iron phosphate, vanillin, niacin, vitamin a acetate, maltodextrin, thiamine hydrochloride.

Hint: Not quite round

Ovaltine, perhaps?

Tim Bits?

Borates, citrates, mannitol, sodium chloride, poloxamine, sodium lauroyl lactylate, edetate disodium 0.05%, polyquaternuium-1 0.0011%

I double-dog dare ya...

Ovaltine is correct! I'll have to come up with a harder one I guess! So, how many plush lampreys is that so far?

I am the Lamprey Queen.

On 2005-02-20 11:14, purple jade wrote:
Borates, citrates, mannitol, sodium chloride, poloxamine, sodium lauroyl lactylate, edetate disodium 0.05%, polyquaternuium-1 0.0011%

I double-dog dare ya...

Zima?

-Z

On 2005-02-20 11:14, purple jade wrote:
Borates, citrates, mannitol, sodium chloride, poloxamine, sodium lauroyl lactylate, edetate disodium 0.05%, polyquaternuium-1 0.0011%

I double-dog dare ya...

Howzabout a hint. Like, "can also be used to clean contact lenses", etc.

And the plush lamprey passes to Hakalugi.

I WON! I WON! Okay, now what.

Oh, hmmm, here's a fun one.

Ingredients: water, sucrose syrup, glucose-fructose syrup, citric acid, natural flavors, salt, sodium citrate, monopotassium phosphate, ester gum, yellow 5, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (soybean and/or cottonseed), blue #1, contains soy ingredients

Hint: I wouldn't drink it.

Ingredients: water, sucrose syrup, glucose-fructose syrup, citric acid, natural flavors, salt, sodium citrate, monopotassium phosphate, ester gum, yellow 5, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil (soybean and/or cottonseed), blue #1, contains soy ingredients

On 2005-02-21 13:14, Feelin' Zombified wrote:

That blue crap in the glass Suffering Bastard bottle from TJ Maxx?

-Z

i drank it and immediately regretted it...

A Life Saver?

gatorade?

Wow, JD slipped that in before I could re-enter a revised hint.

JD wins the plush lamprey! You might want to run it through your washing machine.

lamprey-rific!

try dis:

milk, whey, whey protein concentrate, milkfat, contains less than 2% of salt, sodium citrate, sodium phosphate, lactic acid, milk protein concentrate, sorbic acid as a preservative, sodium alginate, apocarotenal (color), annatto (color), enzymes, cheese culture.

cottage cheese?

Cheese Whiz (or aerosol cheese, or Velveeta)?

On 2005-02-22 08:16, purple jade wrote:
Cheese Whiz (or aerosol cheese, or Velveeta)?

lamprey back to pj ~ easy cheese (guess it was TOO easy)

Easy Cheese Brand cheese product?

edit: (dammit!)

[ Edited by: Feelin' Zombified on 2005-02-22 08:21 ]

On 2005-02-22 08:18, Feelin' Zombified wrote:
Easy Cheese Brand cheese product?

edit: (dammit!)

[ Edited by: Feelin' Zombified on 2005-02-22 08:21 ]

i heart cheese product!

[i]On 2005-02-22 08:23, Johnny Dollar wrotei heart cheese product!

try it squeezed into Bugles.

Sugar, enriched flour, partially
hydrogenated vegetable oil,
polysorbate 60 and yellow dye #5

This tasty snack will shortly be celebrating its 75th birthday.

No that was wrong...
Twinkies?

[ Edited by: purple jade on 2005-03-02 20:36 ]

On 2005-03-02 19:09, joefla70 wrote:
Sugar, enriched flour, partially
hydrogenated vegetable oil,
polysorbate 60 and yellow dye #5

This tasty snack will shortly be celebrating its 75th birthday.

Yeah, but was it using "partially hydrogenated vegetable oil" 75 years ago?

Yes, it is a twinkie! Sorry for taking so long to reply. I forgot where this thread was, and had to do a search for "twinkie" and hope that someone got the answer.

I think that they used fully hydrogenized vegetable oil back in the good ol' days when twinkies were first made. That, or they just used lard! Mmm.... lard!

I think they also used monosorbates back then, probably # 7. In 1968 they started using the polysorbates.

[ Edited by: joefla70 on 2005-03-08 17:48 ]