What is your pornstar name?

Take your first pet, and the current street you live in, and this is your porn name!

For example, my first pet was "Boof" and I live in Watson Drive, so my porn name is:

"Boof Watson"

My girl is "Zipper Monica"
My brother is "Bubbles Oxford" (It used to be "Bubbles Coco", but he moved).

What's your porn name?

Mine is "Search Forums"
http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic.php?topic=10294&forum=6

my bad, sorry guys

I go and hang my head in shame

I searched for "porn" but didnt find that topic. Obviously I need to revise my searching methods.

[ Edited by: hewey on 2005-05-15 00:35 ]

On 2005-05-14 18:50, hewey wrote:
Take your first pet, and the current street you live in, and this is your porn name!

I always heard that it was your childhood beloved pet, and the street that you grew up on, not the street you currently live on - that keeps your porn name locked in, instead of changing all the time. I think they say the same thing in that thread. That would make me Freckles Schuster. Sounds like a cousin to Ron Jeremy.

Snoopy Winthrop

mine would be sugar holly. man if that isn't the perfect name for a porn-chick.

too bad i'm a guy.

Thor Oak

Ok, that just sounds wrong!

On 2005-05-15 09:57, aquaorama wrote:
Thor Oak

Ok, that just sounds wrong!

Cousin to Thora Birch?

oooh la la, it's Poochie Cumberland!

Buddy 36th ave.

Must be another rule...

Filthy McNasty

Cynful Cynner, of course! duh! :lol:

Toosey Cockleshell

Dusty Eastwood

I recall the same, 1st pet you remember as a child and 1st Street you lived on. Following that rule, it would be:

Whiskey Kelowna The rule on this Post: Whiskey Genesta.

With Cheekygirl's sysyem: Spooky Encino, this rule: Zuni Retama

I would have to create a new rule to have my porn name make any sense. I grew up on N. 55th Avenue and currently reside on NW 45th Street. However, the closest streets to me that had names while I was growing up were Sheridan Street, Stirling Road and Sarazen Dr. So, if we went by that rule, my porn name would be either:

Duke Sheridan
Duke Stirling or
Duke Sarazen

[ Edited by: joefla70 on 2005-05-16 11:05 ]

On 2005-05-16 11:04, joefla70 wrote:
I would have to create a new rule to have my porn name make any sense. I grew up on N. 55th Avenue and currently reside on NW 45th Street. However, the closest streets to me that had names while I was growing up were Sheridan Street, Stirling Road and Sarazen Dr. So, if we went by that rule, my porn name would be either:

Duke Sheridan
Duke Stirling or
Duke Sarazen

[ Edited by: joefla70 on 2005-05-16 11:05 ]

What's wrong with Duke Fifty-Five? And Duke 45 is even better!

This topic again?

(sigh)

alright, using the classic formula:

*** * * RUFUS FAIRFORD * * ***

and I hope to use that name someday!
not as a pornstar, you pervs, but I think it's a great sleazy lounge singer name.

-Z

I thought it was your middle name and the street you live on????

Wow. Mine sounds real:

"Coochie Valencia"

No lie! :lol:

The alternative if your street name is lame is to use your mother's maiden name.

So for me, the first way, it's Rudy Mill Race but the second way it's Rudy Seed. The second one is way better.

--SBiM

Going by Suffering Bastards method my name would be ...Twig Johnson...

I thought mothers maiden name was for your Drag Queen name...?

Isn't there a federal agency that regulates this stuff?

-Z

Dear God -

I'm Princess Countrywood.

On 2005-05-26 11:32, Tangaroa wrote:
Dear God -

I'm Princess Countrywood.

Somewhere deep down inside, didn't we all know that?

:lol:

-Z

On 2005-05-26 10:01, DawnTiki wrote:
Going by Suffering Bastards method my name would be ...Twig Johnson...

A pornstar with the name "Twig Johnson" would have to be pretty self-conscious. That would be admitting that you have a "tiny Johnson". Although, for a transvestite porn star, that might be ok.

P.S. My family used to have a cat named "Twiggy"

P.P.S. My grandparents lived on a Johnson Street. My Grandpa's porn name would be "King Johnson." Go grandpa!

On 2005-05-25 21:53, WooHooWahine wrote:
I thought it was your middle name and the street you live on????

That would make me Lynn 48th Avenue. That makes absolutely no sense!

According to the formula, my porn name is "Martin Woodman" which is pretty good.

But my chosen pron name is "Girth Brooks"

[ Edited by: Digitiki on 2005-05-26 14:22 ]

Tom Cat Mawson. Or, the other way Tom Cat Creek. Sounds like a horny Indian.