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Why the French hate us

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Tiki_Bong posted on 06/04/2005

I thought I'd attempt to improve my culinary skills and start using 'real' butter instead of margarine.

Put some on a piece of toast. Yack!

(The French would even be more disgusted if they knew I put catsup on their beloved fries)

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Kailuageoff posted on 06/04/2005

[ Edited by: Kailuageoff on 2005-06-06 08:09 ]

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virani posted on 06/04/2005

On 2005-06-04 07:14, Tiki_Bong wrote:

(The French would even be more disgusted if they knew I put catsup on their beloved fries)

That's right. Mayonnaise or nothing.

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kirby posted on 06/04/2005

wel i put catsup on everything fries, pizza,chicken,tacos so i guess everyone hates me.

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 06/04/2005

Bong, if you really want to impress your dinner guests with your newly honed culinary skills I'll send you a few recipes from my 1973 Salvador Dali cookbook "Les Diners de Gala". A few of my favorites include: Frog pasties, Snails en brochette, Mousse of crayfish tails, Siren shoulder and (the ever-popular) Eels with beer. MMMMMMMMMMMM...tasty.

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tikibars posted on 06/05/2005

On 2005-06-04 12:14, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
I'll send you a few recipes from my 1973 Salvador Dali cookbook "Les Diners de Gala".

Man, I've been looking for that book for YEARS... (at a reasonable price!).

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john posted on 06/05/2005

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Traderpup posted on 06/05/2005

catsup is the devil's condiment!

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hiltiki posted on 06/05/2005

I get it.The answer is real clear,they hate us because we love catchup.

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atomictonytiki posted on 06/05/2005

On 2005-06-05 14:56, hiltiki wrote:
I get it.The answer is real clear,they hate us because we love catchup.

No its coz you bloody insist on writting Ketchup as "catchup".

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Tiki_Bong posted on 06/06/2005

Hey Atomic,

Do the Brits make use ketchup?

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purple jade posted on 06/06/2005

Come on, Bong...Brits put salt and vinegar on their fried 'taters, aka chips (and leave out the "French" part altogether).

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Tiki_Bong posted on 06/06/2005

Do the French have an American kiss?

(I guess that would be a kiss that saves your life and then you despise it (ha ha))

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purple jade posted on 06/06/2005

[ Edited by: purple jade 2005-08-25 09:12 ]

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Tiki_Bong posted on 06/06/2005

Douche!

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8FT Tiki posted on 06/06/2005

Why the French hate us ?

That depends on your definition of "us"
but if by that you mean the USA, I say.........

WHO THE HELL CARES!

Now pass the ketchup, I need some for my American fries.


When we first met.......

[ Edited by: 8FT Tiki on 2005-06-05 22:16 ]

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Atomic Cocktail posted on 06/06/2005

They hate us because of our arrogance, our elan and our fine wines.

I put banana ketchup on my fries.

Honestly, if it really must be told the French hate us because of Fishkill:

http://www.fishkill.org/

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Unga Bunga posted on 06/06/2005

Benjamin Franklin was Deep Throat!

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joefla70 posted on 06/06/2005

Coming soon to ebay:

French army infantry rifles from WWI and WWII. Just like new! Never fired. Only dropped twice! :)

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freddiefreelance posted on 06/06/2005

On 2005-06-05 23:02, Atomic Cocktail wrote:
They hate us because of our arrogance, our elan and our fine wines.

I put banana ketchup on my fries.

Honestly, if it really must be told the French hate us because of Fishkill:

http://www.fishkill.org/

I don't think they'd be too crazy about Staten Island, either: too many Huguenots.

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virani posted on 06/06/2005

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Tangaroa posted on 06/06/2005

oh man - that's a joke, right?

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8FT Tiki posted on 06/06/2005

Virani, Do you hate us???

You know we love you!!!!

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TikiGardener posted on 06/07/2005

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TikiGardener posted on 06/07/2005


Jacques-Melchior (Saint-Laurent), Comte de Barras (?1719 - c.1793)


Jean Guillaume Toussaint, comte de La Motte-Picquet de La Vinoyère (1720-1791).


Admiral Pierre-André de Suffren Saint-Tropez, called 'Bailli de Suffren', (1729-1788).


François Joseph Paul, Comte de Grasse (1722-1788).

"Among the many obligations that the United States have gained visa-vis the men of the French Army and Navy who have taken such a noble part in our establishment, that which you have acquired will be profoundly engraved in the spirit of its sons in indelible character, with gratitude and deep respect".
---Washington


Verdun.

"Men were squashed. Cut in two or divided from top to bottom. Blown into showers; bellies turned inside out; skulls forced into the chest as if by a blow from a club."


Buncha cowards.

honneur

honour (RESPECT) UK, US honor [Show phonetics]
noun [U]
1 a quality that combines respect, pride and honesty:
a man of honour
We fought for the honour of our country.

[ Edited by: tikigardener on 2005-06-07 01:23 ]

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TikiGardener posted on 06/07/2005

On 2005-06-06 12:26, joefla70 wrote:
Coming soon to ebay:

French army infantry rifles from WWI and WWII. Just like new! Never fired. Only dropped twice! :)


1.5 million French gave their lives to fight for their country.

Hanford feel free to take me to task for single handedly killing this thread.

It'd be an Honour.

[ Edited by: tikigardener on 2005-06-07 01:28 ]

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virani posted on 06/07/2005

thank you tiki gardener.
Yes, please, kill this thread.

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