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Why the French hate us
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Tiki_Bong
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I thought I'd attempt to improve my culinary skills and start using 'real' butter instead of margarine. Put some on a piece of toast. Yack! (The French would even be more disgusted if they knew I put catsup on their beloved fries) |
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Kailuageoff
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06/04/2005
[ Edited by: Kailuageoff on 2005-06-06 08:09 ] |
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virani
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06/04/2005
That's right. Mayonnaise or nothing. |
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kirby
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06/04/2005
wel i put catsup on everything fries, pizza,chicken,tacos so i guess everyone hates me. |
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Shipwreckjoey
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06/04/2005
Bong, if you really want to impress your dinner guests with your newly honed culinary skills I'll send you a few recipes from my 1973 Salvador Dali cookbook "Les Diners de Gala". A few of my favorites include: Frog pasties, Snails en brochette, Mousse of crayfish tails, Siren shoulder and (the ever-popular) Eels with beer. MMMMMMMMMMMM...tasty. |
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tikibars
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06/05/2005
Man, I've been looking for that book for YEARS... (at a reasonable price!). |
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john
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06/05/2005
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Traderpup
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06/05/2005
catsup is the devil's condiment! |
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hiltiki
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06/05/2005
I get it.The answer is real clear,they hate us because we love catchup. |
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atomictonytiki
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06/05/2005
No its coz you bloody insist on writting Ketchup as "catchup". |
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Tiki_Bong
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06/06/2005
Hey Atomic, Do the Brits make use ketchup? |
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purple jade
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06/06/2005
Come on, Bong...Brits put salt and vinegar on their fried 'taters, aka chips (and leave out the "French" part altogether). |
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Tiki_Bong
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06/06/2005
Do the French have an American kiss? (I guess that would be a kiss that saves your life and then you despise it (ha ha)) |
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purple jade
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06/06/2005
[ Edited by: purple jade 2005-08-25 09:12 ] |
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Tiki_Bong
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06/06/2005
Douche! |
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8FT Tiki
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06/06/2005
Why the French hate us ? That depends on your definition of "us" WHO THE HELL CARES! Now pass the ketchup, I need some for my American fries. When we first met....... [ Edited by: 8FT Tiki on 2005-06-05 22:16 ] |
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Atomic Cocktail
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06/06/2005
They hate us because of our arrogance, our elan and our fine wines. I put banana ketchup on my fries. Honestly, if it really must be told the French hate us because of Fishkill: |
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Unga Bunga
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06/06/2005
Benjamin Franklin was Deep Throat! |
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joefla70
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06/06/2005
Coming soon to ebay: French army infantry rifles from WWI and WWII. Just like new! Never fired. Only dropped twice! :) |
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freddiefreelance
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06/06/2005
I don't think they'd be too crazy about Staten Island, either: too many Huguenots. |
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virani
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Tangaroa
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06/06/2005
oh man - that's a joke, right? |
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8FT Tiki
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06/06/2005
Virani, Do you hate us??? You know we love you!!!! |
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06/07/2005
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TikiGardener
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06/07/2005
"Among the many obligations that the United States have gained visa-vis the men of the French Army and Navy who have taken such a noble part in our establishment, that which you have acquired will be profoundly engraved in the spirit of its sons in indelible character, with gratitude and deep respect".
"Men were squashed. Cut in two or divided from top to bottom. Blown into showers; bellies turned inside out; skulls forced into the chest as if by a blow from a club."
honneur honour (RESPECT) UK, US honor [Show phonetics] [ Edited by: tikigardener on 2005-06-07 01:23 ] |
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TikiGardener
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06/07/2005
Hanford feel free to take me to task for single handedly killing this thread. It'd be an Honour. [ Edited by: tikigardener on 2005-06-07 01:28 ] |
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virani
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06/07/2005
thank you tiki gardener. |
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