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who is the hottest tiki girl... and why

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alohabros posted on 07/08/2005

someone said Cherry Capri is the hottest... i'd say kali verra (she may not be as tikified as others, though). it really hard, uuhhh, yeah, really hard to tell...

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tikifish posted on 07/08/2005

I am.

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freddiefreelance posted on 07/08/2005

Pop Ylop, 'cause it's the only right answer.

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alohabros posted on 07/08/2005

tikifish, you may be right... i know where there is a really good avocado tree...

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Tikiwahine posted on 07/08/2005

I yam,
and I have yam shirts for those interested.

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Jungle Trader posted on 07/08/2005


Oh Canada, Home of the Porcelain Dolls ayy?

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FLOUNDERart posted on 07/08/2005

My vote is for Crazy Al

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eel posted on 07/08/2005

the Witco Wahini....sorry fish

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Tiki_Bong posted on 07/08/2005

Didn't a similar thread on this topic by Unga Bunga result in a trashing of said author?

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tikifish posted on 07/08/2005

True, but this thread doesn't seem to be a REAL comparison of 'who's hot and who's not'. Well, not anymore, anyway! (insert evil lamprey snicker)

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Shipwreckjoey posted on 07/09/2005

On 2005-07-08 14:25, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Didn't a similar thread on this topic by Unga Bunga result in a trashing of said author?

Right you are Bong. I remember deleting my reply to said thread, retreating with my tail between my legs and hiding under my bed for several days. I'll NEVER play favorites again! All TC members are created equal in my eyes.

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PapeToaTane posted on 07/09/2005

Ya know, I think it all depends. Is it a "6:00 P.M." tiki girl? A "9:30 P.M." tiki girl? Or, the dreaded "1:59 A.M." tiki girl?

Pops+ // extra purgatory for the above comment

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RevBambooBen posted on 07/09/2005

Flounder for Sure!!!, Does he/she come with condoms and lube?

[ Edited by: revbambooben 2005-07-10 02:28 ]

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pablus posted on 07/09/2005

All of the TC girls I've met are lovely and carry themselves gracefully, yet spritely. Married or single, I love them all.

In fact, I've only met one ugly person from TC and that's the Flounder guy.

But his wife is gorgeous.

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FLOUNDERart posted on 07/09/2005

You make me sad!

...and that's not what you said that late drunken night at Hukilau last year. Come on you remember Pablus!

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Benehune posted on 07/09/2005

Humu, why? Duh

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pablus posted on 07/09/2005

Now THAT'S funny.

Oh yeah, Flounder, I remember - something about mushrooms and a fez and reading L. Frank Baum together.

I thought I was talking to a palm tree until you answered me.

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thejab posted on 07/09/2005

Who else could it be but Sandy Warner?

I could never pick one among all the girls on Tiki Central. There are too many!

Next question.

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dangergirl299 posted on 07/09/2005

Mmmm, this thread is slowly turning into a cross-dressing TC guys thread - that makes ME hot!

:wink:

more pics, please!

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Tiki_Bong posted on 07/10/2005

On 2005-07-09 06:44, FLOUNDERart wrote:
You make me sad!

...and that's not what you said that late drunken night at Hukilau last year. Come on you remember Pablus!

Sjoit! Flounder, yor';re freakin' hot1 (AnD In A biG waA!@)

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Tikiwahine posted on 07/10/2005

flounder gets my vote.
Anyone that can make me laugh that hard deserves whatever it is we're voting on.

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rodeotiki posted on 07/10/2005

Is it just me or does Flounder look like Tom green?

Long lost brothers maybe?

[ Edited by: rodeotiki 2005-07-09 18:28 ]

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pablus posted on 07/10/2005

Except that Flounder is actually funny and talented.
And still alive.

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rodeotiki posted on 07/10/2005

On 2005-07-09 19:17, pablus wrote:

Except that Flounder is actually funny and talented.
And still alive.

Well thats a given about the talent, and I am sure Tom green isnt dead, not yet at least.

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Tiki_Bong posted on 07/10/2005

At least Founder still has all his stones (well, at least last time I checked).

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pablus posted on 07/10/2005

Yeah, I was just joking about his career.
(Green's)

[ Edited by: pablus 2005-07-09 20:15 ]

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cynfulcynner posted on 07/10/2005

The hottest tiki girl? Definitely not me! :lol:

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tikinoobie posted on 07/10/2005

The hottest tiki girl would be the one having the most fun and the one who is the nicest. That could be a lot of people, for sure!

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FLOUNDERart posted on 07/10/2005

I'm not sure which comparison I hear more Tom Green or Mr. Pink. It's a toss up.

Bong you said you didn't kiss and tell. Your cut off!

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polynesian posh boy posted on 07/11/2005

Pele is one hot tiki mama.

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Benzart posted on 07/12/2005

Flounder, I didn't know you had a sister?

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Swanky posted on 07/12/2005

Ethel Azama of course! Tha Haole chick on all the Martin Denny rekkids.

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tikifish posted on 07/12/2005

Who is the hottest cross-dressing TC guy? Post pics here!!!

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freddiefreelance posted on 07/14/2005

I don't have any crossdressing pictures of me, but there are some nekkid pictures of me out on the Internet...

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Unga Bunga posted on 07/14/2005

Already mentioned;
Yes, ALL the women of TC are beautiful.
Never divide the Hana.
And oh ya, Flounder has my vote too.

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johntiki posted on 07/14/2005

Swanky, don't you mean Sandy Warner?

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martiki posted on 07/15/2005

On 2005-07-12 12:42, tikifish wrote:
Who is the hottest cross-dressing TC guy? Post pics here!!!

Top that!

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Tikiwahine posted on 07/15/2005

I don't know who this guy was, but he was at Hukilau last year. I'm sorry I also don't know who took this picture.

[ Edited by: Tikiwahine 2005-07-15 10:35 ]

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Geeky Tiki posted on 07/15/2005

Isn't that Paul Schafer?

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Exoticat posted on 07/17/2005

Ha ha ha .... this is the funniest thread! I want to see more TC men in their sarongs!

p.s. If you come up with a "Hottest 40+ female with Walker" category then I'm in!

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8FT Tiki posted on 07/19/2005

OK, Flounderette, It's 3 pages later and I'm still laughing.

Did I ever tell you that I met your cousin Jethrine?
She's a BIG girl !

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TikiGardener posted on 07/19/2005

Although I don't think she was ever photo'd with a tiki, Betty

Dita

Tera

Well any of the glamazons over at Winkytiki.com in front of a tiki would be up there.

Oh.... and my wife

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johntiki posted on 07/19/2005

Enough said... :)

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martiki posted on 07/19/2005

That's far and away my favorite Sandy cover. I dig her "savage" hair. It's great, because, with the hair and cleavage, she looks actually really contemporary. You would not think a woman who looked like that walking down the street today seemed dated or period-looking. But what's so great is how shocking that must have looked at the time. No woman would be caught dead with hair like that in the 50s!

Savage!

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tiki mick posted on 07/19/2005

Oh shit....that Sandy is toooooo much!

normally, I don't go for any dame that ain't asian (or half asian even) but that one would make me switch, in a red china second!

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Cherry Capri posted on 07/22/2005

On 2005-07-08 12:28, alohabros wrote:
someone said Cherry Capri is the hottest... i'd say kali verra (she may not be as tikified as others, though). it really hard, uuhhh, yeah, really hard to tell...

I am very flattered to even be considered alongside the cross-dressing Martiki!

Cheers!
~CC

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PolynesianPop posted on 07/23/2005

On 2005-07-15 10:05, martiki wrote:

On 2005-07-12 12:42, tikifish wrote:
Who is the hottest cross-dressing TC guy? Post pics here!!!

Top that!

**BRING IT ON - BEEOTCH!!! **

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hiltiki posted on 07/23/2005

PolyPop you are HOT!!!!!

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