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who is the hottest tiki girl... and why

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someone said Cherry Capri is the hottest... i'd say kali verra (she may not be as tikified as others, though). it really hard, uuhhh, yeah, really hard to tell...

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I am.

Pop Ylop, 'cause it's the only right answer.

tikifish, you may be right... i know where there is a really good avocado tree...

I yam,
and I have yam shirts for those interested.


Oh Canada, Home of the Porcelain Dolls ayy?

My vote is for Crazy Al

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eel posted on Fri, Jul 8, 2005 1:35 PM

the Witco Wahini....sorry fish

T

Didn't a similar thread on this topic by Unga Bunga result in a trashing of said author?

T

True, but this thread doesn't seem to be a REAL comparison of 'who's hot and who's not'. Well, not anymore, anyway! (insert evil lamprey snicker)

On 2005-07-08 14:25, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Didn't a similar thread on this topic by Unga Bunga result in a trashing of said author?

Right you are Bong. I remember deleting my reply to said thread, retreating with my tail between my legs and hiding under my bed for several days. I'll NEVER play favorites again! All TC members are created equal in my eyes.

Ya know, I think it all depends. Is it a "6:00 P.M." tiki girl? A "9:30 P.M." tiki girl? Or, the dreaded "1:59 A.M." tiki girl?

Pops+ // extra purgatory for the above comment

Flounder for Sure!!!, Does he/she come with condoms and lube?

[ Edited by: revbambooben 2005-07-10 02:28 ]

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pablus posted on Sat, Jul 9, 2005 3:55 AM

All of the TC girls I've met are lovely and carry themselves gracefully, yet spritely. Married or single, I love them all.

In fact, I've only met one ugly person from TC and that's the Flounder guy.

But his wife is gorgeous.

You make me sad!

...and that's not what you said that late drunken night at Hukilau last year. Come on you remember Pablus!

B

Humu, why? Duh

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pablus posted on Sat, Jul 9, 2005 8:59 AM

Now THAT'S funny.

Oh yeah, Flounder, I remember - something about mushrooms and a fez and reading L. Frank Baum together.

I thought I was talking to a palm tree until you answered me.

T

Who else could it be but Sandy Warner?

I could never pick one among all the girls on Tiki Central. There are too many!

Next question.

Mmmm, this thread is slowly turning into a cross-dressing TC guys thread - that makes ME hot!

:wink:

more pics, please!

T

On 2005-07-09 06:44, FLOUNDERart wrote:
You make me sad!

...and that's not what you said that late drunken night at Hukilau last year. Come on you remember Pablus!

Sjoit! Flounder, yor';re freakin' hot1 (AnD In A biG waA!@)

flounder gets my vote.
Anyone that can make me laugh that hard deserves whatever it is we're voting on.

R

Is it just me or does Flounder look like Tom green?

Long lost brothers maybe?

[ Edited by: rodeotiki 2005-07-09 18:28 ]

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pablus posted on Sat, Jul 9, 2005 7:17 PM

Except that Flounder is actually funny and talented.
And still alive.

R

On 2005-07-09 19:17, pablus wrote:

Except that Flounder is actually funny and talented.
And still alive.

Well thats a given about the talent, and I am sure Tom green isnt dead, not yet at least.

T

At least Founder still has all his stones (well, at least last time I checked).

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pablus posted on Sat, Jul 9, 2005 8:15 PM

Yeah, I was just joking about his career.
(Green's)

[ Edited by: pablus 2005-07-09 20:15 ]

The hottest tiki girl? Definitely not me! :lol:

The hottest tiki girl would be the one having the most fun and the one who is the nicest. That could be a lot of people, for sure!

I'm not sure which comparison I hear more Tom Green or Mr. Pink. It's a toss up.

Bong you said you didn't kiss and tell. Your cut off!

Pele is one hot tiki mama.

B

Flounder, I didn't know you had a sister?

S

Ethel Azama of course! Tha Haole chick on all the Martin Denny rekkids.

Who is the hottest cross-dressing TC guy? Post pics here!!!

I don't have any crossdressing pictures of me, but there are some nekkid pictures of me out on the Internet...

Already mentioned;
Yes, ALL the women of TC are beautiful.
Never divide the Hana.
And oh ya, Flounder has my vote too.

J

Swanky, don't you mean Sandy Warner?

M

On 2005-07-12 12:42, tikifish wrote:
Who is the hottest cross-dressing TC guy? Post pics here!!!

Top that!

I don't know who this guy was, but he was at Hukilau last year. I'm sorry I also don't know who took this picture.

[ Edited by: Tikiwahine 2005-07-15 10:35 ]

Isn't that Paul Schafer?

Ha ha ha .... this is the funniest thread! I want to see more TC men in their sarongs!

p.s. If you come up with a "Hottest 40+ female with Walker" category then I'm in!

8T

OK, Flounderette, It's 3 pages later and I'm still laughing.

Did I ever tell you that I met your cousin Jethrine?
She's a BIG girl !

Although I don't think she was ever photo'd with a tiki, Betty

Dita

Tera

Well any of the glamazons over at Winkytiki.com in front of a tiki would be up there.

Oh.... and my wife

J

Enough said... :)

M

That's far and away my favorite Sandy cover. I dig her "savage" hair. It's great, because, with the hair and cleavage, she looks actually really contemporary. You would not think a woman who looked like that walking down the street today seemed dated or period-looking. But what's so great is how shocking that must have looked at the time. No woman would be caught dead with hair like that in the 50s!

Savage!

TM

Oh shit....that Sandy is toooooo much!

normally, I don't go for any dame that ain't asian (or half asian even) but that one would make me switch, in a red china second!

On 2005-07-08 12:28, alohabros wrote:
someone said Cherry Capri is the hottest... i'd say kali verra (she may not be as tikified as others, though). it really hard, uuhhh, yeah, really hard to tell...

I am very flattered to even be considered alongside the cross-dressing Martiki!

Cheers!
~CC

On 2005-07-15 10:05, martiki wrote:

On 2005-07-12 12:42, tikifish wrote:
Who is the hottest cross-dressing TC guy? Post pics here!!!

Top that!

**BRING IT ON - BEEOTCH!!! **

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PolyPop you are HOT!!!!!

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