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Goober Chickenshorts

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VR Velvet Ruby Member Vancouver Joined: Nov 22, 2003 Posts: 117	VR Velvet Ruby Posted posted on Wed, Aug 3, 2005 11:43 PM stolen from a myspace bulletin.. I'm zippy bananasniffer Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends, family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all 'adult'...my niece's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits. Now when you SEND THIS ON, use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!
H hiltiki Tiki Socialite Hollywood, calif. Joined: Jun 10, 2004 Posts: 4256	H hiltiki Posted posted on Wed, Aug 3, 2005 11:52 PM Bootie Rhinosquirt here in person.
T TikiGardener Member 1st website dedicated to Tiki Gardens Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1368	T TikiGardener Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 12:05 AM Goober Bubbleheiney
D DawnTiki Tiki Socialite next stop Hulaville! Joined: Sep 01, 2002 Posts: 1679	D DawnTiki Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 12:16 AM Oprah Chickenbuns...that is sooo not cool!
S stuff-o-rama Tiki Socialite Central Coast of California Joined: Nov 20, 2003 Posts: 757	S stuff-o-rama Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 12:58 AM On 2005-08-04 00:16, DawnTiki wrote: Oprah Chickenbuns...that is sooo not cool! Oh yeah, well I'm Loopy Girdletush! [ Edited by: stuff-o-rama 2005-08-04 00:59 ]
K Kon-Hemsby Member Andover, England Joined: Sep 17, 2003 Posts: 1287	K Kon-Hemsby Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 1:05 AM Pinky Girdlepants (my god that's uncanny!)
DZ Doctor Z Tiki Socialite Jasper's Reef, Torrance, CA Joined: Aug 01, 2002 Posts: 1620	DZ Doctor Z Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 3:02 AM Greasy Gizzardlips, here - how ya doin'?
C cheekytiki Member The Haole Hut, London, UK Joined: Mar 09, 2004 Posts: 1096	C cheekytiki Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 3:07 AM Pinky CootieFanny?
J johntiki Member MD Joined: Mar 31, 2002 Posts: 1528	J johntiki Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 5:33 AM Cheeseball Rhinosniffer... has a nice ring to it!
OL ookoo lady Tiki Socialite Joined: Jun 24, 2004 Posts: 779	OL ookoo lady Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 6:06 AM Snotty Wafflesniffer.....eww!
K Kon-Hemsby Member Andover, England Joined: Sep 17, 2003 Posts: 1287	K Kon-Hemsby Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 6:15 AM On 2005-08-04 03:07, cheekytiki wrote: Pinky CootieFanny? ha ha CootieFanny (even funnier in the UK)
UT Urban Tiki Member The Tropical Isle of Manhattan Joined: Aug 18, 2004 Posts: 529	UT Urban Tiki Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 6:28 AM Dinky Cootienose
B badmojo Member Joined: Apr 23, 2003 Posts: 666	B badmojo Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 6:42 AM Tootie Applefanny
H hiltiki Tiki Socialite Hollywood, calif. Joined: Jun 10, 2004 Posts: 4256	H hiltiki Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 6:54 AM Dr. Z you would be better off as Zsa-Zsa Stinkerjuice!!!!
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 8:13 AM Crusty Chickentushie? Oh well, at least no one can acuse me of sniffing bananas.
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 8:37 AM On 2005-08-04 08:13, freddiefreelance wrote: Crusty Chickentushie? Apparently Chick'nButt didn't fall too far from the....coop.
M MachTiki Tiki Socialite San Diego, CA Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Posts: 1369	M MachTiki Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 8:39 AM Loopy Appleshorts?!
PPB polynesian posh boy Member Joined: Aug 26, 2004 Posts: 85	PPB polynesian posh boy Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 11:33 AM Zippy Bubbletush tootin' in. I like making bubbles in the bathtub.
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 12:16 PM On 2005-08-04 08:37, purple jade wrote: On 2005-08-04 08:13, freddiefreelance wrote: Crusty Chickentushie? Apparently Chick'nButt didn't fall too far from the....coop. :lol: I forgot that I'd posted that nickname on here (more than once!), did I post her Halloween picture?
R rodeotiki Member calgary Joined: Jan 21, 2004 Posts: 1513	R rodeotiki Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 1:59 PM Booty gigglebrain, This is too funny!!
T Tikiwahine Tiki Socialite Victoria, BC Joined: Apr 09, 2003 Posts: 3295	T Tikiwahine Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 2:21 PM On 2005-08-04 11:33, polynesian posh boy wrote: Zippy Bubbletush tootin' in. I like making bubbles in the bathtub. We must be related... I'm Poopsie Bubbletushie
T TikiGardener Member 1st website dedicated to Tiki Gardens Joined: Mar 24, 2002 Posts: 1368	T TikiGardener Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 2:29 PM sounds messy...
RD Rum Demon Member Portland, Oregon Joined: Jun 20, 2005 Posts: 254	RD Rum Demon Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 2:34 PM Crusty and Tootsie Girdlebrain. Girdlebrain?? Girdles on the brain? Huh. At least I'm crusty and wife is Tootsie. Would have been especially creepy the other way around. -Joe
J JimTandem Tiki Socialite Ontario, Ca. Joined: Jan 02, 2005 Posts: 102	J JimTandem Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 2:45 PM Pinky Bubblefanny....(ducking and hiding)
B Benehune Member Joined: Mar 22, 2005 Posts: 248	B Benehune Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 2:47 PM Zippy Applebiscuits. I always thought they were a little zippy, but I have a very flattering mirror.
S Shipwreckjoey Member San Diego, CA Joined: Nov 29, 2002 Posts: 1794	S Shipwreckjoey Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 7:47 PM Loopy Bubblebiscuits checking in here. That's a definate improvement over my old secret name...Yummy Snickercrickets!
T TikiTikiBoom Member So Cal Joined: Jun 14, 2005 Posts: 153	T TikiTikiBoom Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 7:59 PM Loopy BubbleSniffer at your service! salutes crisply * Note: If you make a bubble, Im runnin', not sniffin', k? Doesn't matter how looped I get. I'm not sniffin'.
DT Dolphin Tiki Member Ventura, CA Joined: Jun 01, 2004 Posts: 71	DT Dolphin Tiki Posted posted on Thu, Aug 4, 2005 8:17 PM On 2005-08-04 00:58, stuff-o-rama wrote: On 2005-08-04 00:16, DawnTiki wrote: Oprah Chickenbuns...that is sooo not cool! Oh yeah, well I'm Loopy Girdletush! [ Edited by: stuff-o-rama 2005-08-04 00:59 ] I'm Loopy Girdlebrain!! (no relation to Crusty and Tootsie) Dolphin Tiki [ Edited by: Dolphin Tiki 2005-08-04 20:19 ]
OL ookoo lady Tiki Socialite Joined: Jun 24, 2004 Posts: 779	OL ookoo lady Posted posted on Fri, Aug 5, 2005 8:37 AM Using my real name: Snotty Wafflesniffer Using my TC name: Flunky Applebrains I can't win!
J joefla70 Tiki Socialite Fort Lauderdale Joined: Jan 17, 2005 Posts: 368	J joefla70 Posted posted on Fri, Aug 5, 2005 10:33 AM Crusty Cootie Sniffer here
PLT Pepe le Tiki Tiki Socialite Vancouver, BC Joined: May 09, 2005 Posts: 325	PLT Pepe le Tiki Posted posted on Fri, Aug 5, 2005 3:23 PM Tootie Cootielips...at your service.
K Kalikiana Member Shepherdstown, WV Joined: May 01, 2004 Posts: 85	K Kalikiana Posted posted on Fri, Aug 5, 2005 10:05 PM HI! I'm chin-chin giggle-tush
MT Mai Tai Tiki Socialite Exotic Isle of Alameda Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 1438	MT Mai Tai Posted posted on Sat, Aug 6, 2005 1:23 AM Bootie GizzardBreath at your service. Funny, that's not the first time I've been called that.
T Tikilicious Member NYC Joined: Jun 11, 2004 Posts: 179	T Tikilicious Posted posted on Sat, Aug 6, 2005 6:14 AM I like that Im "zippy wafflebreath", and as I was reading the thread, I was in the middle of having an eggo waffle for breakfast. lol! How's THAT for irony! :D
T Tangaroa Tiki Socialite Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Posts: 1566	T Tangaroa Posted posted on Wed, Aug 10, 2005 9:23 AM Loopy Girdlebuns.... [ Edited by: Tangaroa 2005-08-10 09:23 ]
L Lennon#9 Member Manhattan Joined: Jul 28, 2006 Posts: 1	L Lennon#9 Posted posted on Fri, Jul 28, 2006 12:05 PM Hola, all. Greasy Hamsterbutt here. I'm here with my friends Zippy Girdlebuns, Poopsie Lizardlips, and Dorky Tofubuns.
UT Urban Tiki Member The Tropical Isle of Manhattan Joined: Aug 18, 2004 Posts: 529	UT Urban Tiki Posted posted on Fri, Jul 28, 2006 12:23 PM Dinky Cootienose
T tikimug Member 1217 mi. North of the Mai Kai Joined: Apr 01, 2002 Posts: 752	T tikimug Posted posted on Sat, Jul 29, 2006 7:42 PM Loopy Bubblehead Loopy..... sure is popular in these parts
J JenTiki Grand Member (1 year) Home of the best rum collection in NC Joined: Jun 16, 2006 Posts: 2336	J JenTiki Posted posted on Sat, Jul 29, 2006 10:58 PM Zippy Pizzatush. That's just SO insulting!
B bigtikidude Tiki Socialite Anaheim,Ca. Joined: Aug 10, 2004 Posts: 9222	B bigtikidude Posted posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 9:38 AM Greesy Applefanny, eww does annybody have any baby wipes handy, I don't feel to fresh Ha ha ha!! thats messed up yall. Jeff(bigtikidude)
W WooHooWahine Grand Member (8 years) Mission (Impossible) Viejo, Ca Joined: Mar 04, 2005 Posts: 3457	W WooHooWahine Posted posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 4:13 PM WoooHooo! I'm Loopy Gerbil and my partner in crime SoccerTiki is Loop Gizzard :)
CL Coco Loco Member Exotic Isle of Alameda Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Posts: 820	CL Coco Loco Posted posted on Thu, Aug 3, 2006 8:59 AM loopy girdle buns sounds kinda appropriate. :wink:

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