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Goober Chickenshorts

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stolen from a myspace bulletin.. I'm zippy bananasniffer

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new
name.

Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
friends, family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the
person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go
all 'adult'...my niece's senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

Now when you SEND THIS ON, use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day!

H

Bootie Rhinosquirt here in person.

Goober Bubbleheiney

D

Oprah Chickenbuns...that is sooo not cool!

On 2005-08-04 00:16, DawnTiki wrote:
Oprah Chickenbuns...that is sooo not cool!

Oh yeah, well I'm Loopy Girdletush!

[ Edited by: stuff-o-rama 2005-08-04 00:59 ]

Pinky Girdlepants

(my god that's uncanny!)

DZ

Greasy Gizzardlips, here - how ya doin'?

Pinky CootieFanny?

J

Cheeseball Rhinosniffer... has a nice ring to it!

OL

Snotty Wafflesniffer.....eww!

On 2005-08-04 03:07, cheekytiki wrote:
Pinky CootieFanny?

ha ha

CootieFanny

(even funnier in the UK)

UT

Dinky Cootienose

B

Tootie Applefanny

H

Dr. Z you would be better off as Zsa-Zsa Stinkerjuice!!!!

Crusty Chickentushie? Oh well, at least no one can acuse me of sniffing bananas.

On 2005-08-04 08:13, freddiefreelance wrote:
Crusty Chickentushie?

Apparently Chick'nButt didn't fall too far from the....coop.

M

Loopy Appleshorts?!

Zippy Bubbletush tootin' in. I like making bubbles in the bathtub.

On 2005-08-04 08:37, purple jade wrote:

On 2005-08-04 08:13, freddiefreelance wrote:
Crusty Chickentushie?

Apparently Chick'nButt didn't fall too far from the....coop.

:lol: I forgot that I'd posted that nickname on here (more than once!), did I post her Halloween picture?

R

Booty gigglebrain, This is too funny!!

On 2005-08-04 11:33, polynesian posh boy wrote:
Zippy Bubbletush tootin' in. I like making bubbles in the bathtub.

We must be related... I'm Poopsie Bubbletushie

sounds messy...

RD

Crusty and Tootsie Girdlebrain. Girdlebrain?? Girdles on the brain? Huh. At least I'm crusty and wife is Tootsie. Would have been especially creepy the other way around.

-Joe

J

Pinky Bubblefanny....(ducking and hiding)

B

Zippy Applebiscuits. I always thought they were a little zippy, but I have a very flattering mirror.

Loopy Bubblebiscuits checking in here. That's a definate improvement over my old secret name...Yummy Snickercrickets!

Loopy BubbleSniffer at your service!

  • salutes crisply *

Note: If you make a bubble, Im runnin', not sniffin', k? Doesn't matter how looped I get. I'm not sniffin'.

On 2005-08-04 00:58, stuff-o-rama wrote:

On 2005-08-04 00:16, DawnTiki wrote:
Oprah Chickenbuns...that is sooo not cool!

Oh yeah, well I'm Loopy Girdletush!

[ Edited by: stuff-o-rama 2005-08-04 00:59 ]

I'm Loopy Girdlebrain!! (no relation to Crusty and Tootsie)


Dolphin Tiki

[ Edited by: Dolphin Tiki 2005-08-04 20:19 ]

OL

Using my real name: Snotty Wafflesniffer

Using my TC name: Flunky Applebrains

I can't win!

J

Crusty Cootie Sniffer here

PLT

Tootie Cootielips...at your service.

HI! I'm chin-chin giggle-tush

MT

Bootie GizzardBreath at your service. Funny, that's not the first time I've been called that.

I like that Im "zippy wafflebreath", and as I was reading the thread, I was in the middle of having an eggo waffle for breakfast. lol! How's THAT for irony! :D

T

Loopy Girdlebuns....

[ Edited by: Tangaroa 2005-08-10 09:23 ]

Hola, all. Greasy Hamsterbutt here. I'm here with my friends Zippy Girdlebuns, Poopsie Lizardlips, and Dorky Tofubuns.

Dinky Cootienose

T

Loopy Bubblehead

Loopy..... sure is popular in these parts

J

Zippy Pizzatush. That's just SO insulting!

Greesy Applefanny,
eww does annybody have any baby wipes handy, I don't feel to fresh
Ha ha ha!! thats messed up yall.

Jeff(bigtikidude)

WoooHooo! I'm Loopy Gerbil and my partner in crime SoccerTiki is Loop Gizzard :)

CL

loopy girdle buns

sounds kinda appropriate. :wink:

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