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Answering all your quesions about "Down Under"...

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hewey posted on Tue, Aug 9, 2005 11:23 PM

I seem to get a lot of questions about stuff down here, so I thought I would open it up to everyone. Ask me those questions about Australia that you always wanted to ask!

D

My Mom {used to be} married to an Aussie in the early 80's. Once we went out to eat and the waitress was giggling and gushing all over Ian, loving his accent. After he had placed his order the waitress said "I just love your accent, please say something in Australian for me?"
OUCH!!! I felt kinda bad for her. Just kinda...snicker..
Here's my silly question, is it true that the toilet bowl flushes, and sinks drain counter clock wise as opposed to the northern hemisphere's toilets flushing clockwise?

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hewey posted on Tue, Aug 9, 2005 11:43 PM

True!

In fact my folks were recently on the equator in Africa. On the equator, the water went straight down. 20m North, it went one way, they moved 20m South of the equator and it went the other way! Crazy stuff!

Is is tue that through being upside down for such long periods of time, Austrailians when visiting the Northern hemisphere pass out frequently due to the blood draining to their feet?
I suspect this to be true as I have one at home, and she does, but always blames it on the strength of my Mai Tais.

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hewey posted on Wed, Aug 10, 2005 4:50 AM

Cheeky, I'm not aware of this phenomenon. In the spirit of science, I will have to come over and visit you. The first night, I will not have any Mai Tais. This will be the control. The following week, I will have to consume copious amounts of your Mai Tais. At the end of the week, we will be able to deduce whether it was the reversal of the gravitational pull, or in fact the strength of your cocktails. Isnt science fun?! :)

If I got a Dingo as a pet, could I feed it Baby Food, and just cut out the middle man?

And WHAT was the Australian Animal that eats roots, chutes and leaves?

Have you ever had Pabst Blue Ribbon? It's kinda like the Fosters of the US, only in tiny 12 oz cans. (Four X is much better, more of the Budweiser of Oz).

R

Is it true that everyone in Australia is a criminal?

Based on everything I have heard and read about Australia, it sounds like a fantastic place to live. I have never been but am excited to visit someday.

*Surfing is considered a national sport.
*You are close to Tahiti and New Zealand.
*Pub culture still exists thanks to european influence.
*I've heard its a more laid back culture than the US.
*Its a continent not an Island.
*There is still a sense of adventure in Australia.
*Everyone I have ever met from Oz has been wonderful and freindly.

J

Hewey,

I don't know if you have been to the U.S. or heard of the restaurant chain of steakhouses called "Outback Steakhouse", but it is an Australian themed restaurant. I was wondering whether there are any American themed restaurants in Australia that have cheesy, American stero-type decor.

T

Planet Hollywood!

Do people still listen to Men At Work? (I still do :blush: )
Does vegimite (sp?) taste good?
Do people really drink Fosters, or is that just what Americans think?

Is it true that Crocodile Dundee wombats his joey with vegemite?

Hey Hewey!
When I was in the navy, we were lucky enough to spend a few weekends in Perth, and a few more in Darwin. In Darwin, we noticed the pubs were crowded in the early afternoon on weekdays with working folks, and some of the locals told us that they like to work thru lunch and take a long break at the end of the work day which included drinking beer at the local pubs over a late lunch. Then they would just go back to the office, tidy up a few things and head home! Were they pulling my leg? Or does that sound familier over Sydney way?
I do know that I never met more friendly folks anywhere I have traveled, they went out of thier way to make us feel welcome.

Is it true that Yahoo Serious is the founder of Yahoo the search engine?

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hewey posted on Wed, Aug 10, 2005 9:28 PM

Gigantalope - If you feed a dingo baby food it will be very unimpressed. Like many Australian animals, it likes to kill things. Preferrably people. Its an Australian animal thing, most of them do it. Therefore, it will likely go you.

Australian animal that roots, shoots, and leaves? Sounds like the Australian country male. A cousin of the American redneck.

Freddie - Never heard of Pabst Blue Ribbon. I don't drink beer anyway (i'm un-Australian, I dont like cricket either). Fosters and Four X are usually exported cause noone here likes the stuff.

Riptide - Not everyone is a criminal. But we are oddly proud of our penal colony history. A country so uninviting, it was a non-fenced prison. Now the English flock here as backpackers. Haha. Our most famous Aussie Ned Kelly was a cop killer, but the country loves him. Waltzing Matilda is the country's 'adopted' anthem (we dont like authority, and dont like when they give us an anthem) and is about a homeless guy stealing a sheep, then commiting suicide.

Monkeyman - It is a tops place to live. All those sound pretty accurate.

Joefla70 - I have heard of those cheesy Aussie steakhouses. Never seen one/been to one though. We got this cheesy restaurant, not sure if you got it, called "McDonalds". Americana on a stick, and cheesy as. Have you heard of it? :)

Finkdaddy - Some (mostly old) people listen to Men at Work (I do too). Most 'young' people listen to crap rap/R&B same as everywhere else. Vegemite - I think it tastes like crap (again, im kinda wierd). The majority of Aussies love the stuff. Again, Fosters is exported.

Unga Bunga - Possibly. Speaking of actors, when they make it big here, they take off to America and get some crap 'world' accent.

Jimtandem - That sounds like typical Aussie bahaviour for some. Depends on how strict the boss is :) We only go out of our way to make tourists feel comfortable to offset the fear of being killed/eaten by our lovely wildlife - tourism is just another business after all.

Naugatiki - Yahoo serious may possibly be the inventor of Yahoo, but I doubt it. He prefers to make crap movies (although Young Einstein was tops. Just gotta split that beer atom. Now, where's that chisel?)

R

Hewey- When you hear an Australian say, "Put another shrimp on the Barbi." Are these the "Barbies" in question?

If so, who is the "shrimp"?

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hewey posted on Wed, Aug 10, 2005 9:59 PM

Some Australian trivia for ya:

  • The place is still not fully explored. Within the last 10 years, the Wollemi Pine was found in the Blue Mountains. Now this thing hasnt been spotted since dinosaurs were crusing around, and they were found within 2 or 3 hours from the largest city in the country, Sydney.

  • We hold the record for the largest killing spree by a gunman. Martin Bryant killed 35 in Tasmania in 1996. Bloody Tasmanians.

  • We are the only country to eat our national emblems - the kangaroo and emu. On a side note, neither of them can walk backwards.

  • Australia has lots of nasty animals. Why? Buggered if I know. Makes our "shit happens" laidback approach even more impressive :). 6 of the 10 worlds deadliest snakes are Australian. The most dangerous animals are:

  1. The Box Jellyfish
  2. Irukandji (A Jellyfish)
  3. Salt Water Crocodile
  4. Blue Ring Octopus
  5. Stone Fish
  6. Red Back Spider
  7. Brown Snake
  8. Tiger Snake
  9. Great White Shark
  10. Funnel Web Spider

Yeh, these animals are everywhere too. I could find 6,7,8,10 locally.

H

Riptide - We use the term prawn instead of shrimp. I wouldnt put my prawns on them barbi girls. Maybe some edible body paint...

My favorite thing about Australia is that a former President (Harold Holt) was eaten by Sharks!

I wish I could employ several of the eager bastards to dine on our grusome elected officials.

On a Downer note, you are close to New Zealand...that must suck...except during rugby when after informing the world of thier teams domination...they choke.

There are several impressive structures mostly in Queensland...Giant things...Pineapples and Fiberglass Animals...if what Texans said about Texas was tru...It would be Australia.

Have you ever been to Madaranka?

K

why why why.... dont you just put a lil peanut butter, and sum jelly on sum toast or bread instead of that discusting veggimite...man whats with that...I heard that you cant even get peanut butter over there..dude

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hewey posted on Thu, Aug 11, 2005 5:53 AM

Gigantalope - Harold Holt 'dissappeared' off the beach. Shark is one theory, communists in a submarine is another. Probably just drowned. No body was ever found. The best bit? We have a swimming pool named in his honour! haha

Being close to NZ is not that bad. They got tikis in them thar hills! But what they do to sheep...

We got giant things all over the place here. Must work, plenty of folks do it. Hell, we put this big fibreglass mound in the middle of nowhere, paint it red, and silly tourists flock to see the damn thing. Tell them only a 10th sticks out of the ground. Nothing out there otherwise, just dust and tumbleweeds.

Madaranka? Hadn't heard of the place till now.

Kirby - Yeh, we got peanut butter. Man I hate vegemite. I love watching tourists take a bit of vegemite on toast (layered on real thick). Damn that stuffs strong. definitely not in a good way

On 2005-08-10 21:59, hewey wrote:
Some Australian trivia for ya:

  • The place is still not fully explored. Within the last 10 years, the Wollemi Pine was found in the Blue Mountains. Now this thing hasnt been spotted since dinosaurs were crusing around, and they were found within 2 or 3 hours from the largest city in the country, Sydney.

  • We hold the record for the largest killing spree by a gunman. Martin Bryant killed 35 in Tasmania in 1996. Bloody Tasmanians.

  • We are the only country to eat our national emblems - the kangaroo and emu. On a side note, neither of them can walk backwards.

  • Australia has lots of nasty animals. Why? Buggered if I know. Makes our "shit happens" laidback approach even more impressive :). 6 of the 10 worlds deadliest snakes are Australian. The most dangerous animals are:

  1. The Box Jellyfish
  2. Irukandji (A Jellyfish)
  3. Salt Water Crocodile
  4. Blue Ring Octopus
  5. Stone Fish
  6. Red Back Spider
  7. Brown Snake
  8. Tiger Snake
  9. Great White Shark
  10. Funnel Web Spider

Yeh, these animals are everywhere too. I could find 6,7,8,10 locally.

I would never go near the water down there. Hell, I would never leave my house. Though I suppose the snakes and spiders would find a way in.

Seriously, though, I have always admired the Australian sense of adventure and I think I now know where it comes from- just surviving there is an adventure. I think it is really great that there are still unexplored places there. I am fascinated with stories of exploration in the distant past and was kind of bummed that there was no place left like that. Apparently, I was wrong. Is this because they are very remote and very difficult to reach?

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hewey posted on Thu, Aug 11, 2005 7:39 AM

Yeh, where those plants were found was way remote, despite not being far out of Sydney in the grand scheme of things. Took some canyoners 4 days on foot, just stumbled across em and thought, these things arent real familiar. Get some pics and show a botanist mate. Then to go back they used helicopters.

If you go off the highways there is still some adventuring to be had. We (the family) went to do the Overland Track in Tasmania some years ago. It's a week long hike in the mountains, about 45 miles? Mid December (Summer, remember) we got blizzards and turned back half way. Got 1-2 feet of snow. In Summer. In Australia.

Really though, just going for a swim is an adventure with all those killer animals cruising around. Surfing is popular because you can make a quick escape, and you are out of the water. Thats why Aussies are good surfers. All the bad ones fell and got eaten. Its natural selection

  • We hold the record for the largest killing spree by a gunman. Martin Bryant killed 35 in Tasmania in 1996. Bloody Tasmanians.

And I thought American had better crime than anyone but I remember years ago I met an Austrailian and the first thing he showed me was a change purse made out of a kangaroo scrotum which caught me off guard since the only exposure to Australian culture before then was a video of The Adventures of Pricilla Queen of the Desert.

What's the latest Aussie saying in the vein of;

I'm so thirsty I could suck the guts out of a low flying emu.

I'm so hungry I could eat a baby's ass through a whicker chair.

Hewey, do Kangaroos make good pets and can you ride them?
I have a buddy over there who has say there are quite a few Ukulele enthusiast over there too. I would love to come visit your side of the Equator

On 2005-08-10 14:00, Monkeyman wrote:
*Everyone I have ever met from Oz has been wonderful and freindly.

One of my favorite parts of Crocidile Dundee is when he is walking around New York saying G'day to every person he walks by on a crowded street.

G'day,
Chongolio

Have you heard of the Guinness Book of Worlds Records "Sentence with the most dangling participles" winner? A young child asks his mother why she brought an Austrailian picture book to read for a bedtime story: "Why did you bring that book about Down Under up for?"

On 2005-08-11 07:53, naugatiki wrote:

  • We hold the record for the largest killing spree by a gunman. Martin Bryant killed 35 in Tasmania in 1996. Bloody Tasmanians.

And I thought American had better crime than anyone but I remember years ago I met an Austrailian and the first thing he showed me was a change purse made out of a kangaroo scrotum which caught me off guard since the only exposure to Australian culture before then was a video of The Adventures of Pricilla Queen of the Desert.

That change purse reminds me of that Appalachian specialty, the 'Coon Ivory Toothpick.

Have you heard the one about the Mohel who made a wallet from the tips he collected from work? You rub it & it turns into a breifcase.

Where do I go when I'm on "walkabout"?

How did pubs get to be called Billabongs?

J

On 2005-08-10 21:28, hewey wrote:
Joefla70 - I have heard of those cheesy Aussie steakhouses. Never seen one/been to one though. We got this cheesy restaurant, not sure if you got it, called "McDonalds". Americana on a stick, and cheesy as. Have you heard of it? :)

Oh yeah! I have. But I thought that McDonalds was a Scottish restaurant!

KT

Hey, I'm Australian too. I would volunteer my services, although Hewey is doing a fine job answering these questions by himself.

And now for some useless trivia... I was in a supermarket yesterday and you can now buy Cheerios in Australia, however most of us still eat Weetbix or Nutri Grain. Last year Krispy Kreme was the big fad over here, so Donut King, the Australian donut company tried to get started in the USA - I bet none of you ever noticed.

Hewey, you mentioned dangerous animals. I believe you live in a part of Sydney called Penrith. The local football team is called the Panthers. Coincidentally there are often reports of feral Panthers roaming around those parts... obviously not in the main street, but up in the mountains. Do you believe?

why must you abbreviate everything you say?

barbie = barbeque
arvo = afternoon
you right? = are you alright?
ute = utility ve'hick'le
etc etc etc etc....

and what the hell does "struuuuuth" mean anyway.. ?!

(I just remembered that one from my boarding school days spent in Orange, NSW.. and no, I don't know why I ended up there either)

:wink:

J

oh.. and why do so many of you end up in Whistler?


"Someone put the Whammy in the Gizmo and look what happened!" ~ Piano Slim

[ Edited by: Velvet Ruby 2005-08-11 22:55 ]

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hewey posted on Sat, Aug 13, 2005 1:06 AM

Kon - When I am hungry I usually say something like "Jeez, I'm bloody hungry!" We have the "So hungry i could eat a horse", but thats not so good.

Chongolio - I have had friends with a pet kangaroo. They lived on a farm but. Like people have a pet sheep or cow on a farm. Its not common though. Too many people turn them into purses... No you can't ride kangaroos. You keep sliding off their backs, and you crush your nuts if you stay on.

My dad lives in the country, and says g'day to everyone in the street. I do use it, but not to everyone I pass.

Freddie - Never heard of that sentence, and i must admit i have no idea what a "participle" is either.

Pol. posh boy - The destination of your walkabout is a mystery to those not participating, and it is not that important. The important thing is getting away from family, work, bills and all that other bullshit. The journey is more important than the destination and all that.

Urban - Billabong is a stretch of creek/river, which was part of the original creekline. However, the natural meanderings of the water means it is now a seperate pool of stand alone water. Becomes a water hole for the wildlife. Much like a pub is the watering hole for the community (and the social capital. There are country towns with two shops, a servo, and 3 pubs - serious).

Kane - Speaking of Krispy Kreme, the first store in the southern hemisphere was created in Penrith (literally minutes from my place).

As far as Panthers in the mountains. I dont beleive actual Panthers exist there, but i think there are REALLY BIG feral cats, which freak people out. The urban legend is that the panthers escaped from a private zoo in the area. I dont know what came first, the footy team or the cats in the bush.

Velvet - a common misconception is that Australians are linguistically lazy. This is incorrect. We are efficient. Less time talking, more time surfing, drinking beer, and eating vegemite. Hewey is an abbreviation of Hewson, my surname, a common pratcice. I christen you in your Aussie name "Velv". If others wish to know their Australian names i will christen them too.

Struth is short for "oh my goodness, I was not expecting that at all, no sireee." A lot quicker, as most of our animals would kill you before you could say that. Orange? Struth!

People go to Whistler to get away from places like Orange...

Hewey, so what's my Aussie name?

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hewey posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2005 8:19 PM

Well, it would evolve in stages. First, Id drop the "tiki" and you'd just be "Palama". But thats got too many syllables, so I'd shorten that as well. Normally, I'd shorten it to "pal", but it sounds kind of wanky. I'd probably go for "lama"."PT" is another possibility, but a little "american"."Lama" it is :)

H
hmc posted on Sat, Jan 14, 2006 2:47 PM

Struth is short for "oh my goodness, I was not expecting that at all, no sireee."

Classic! Well done Hewey...

I've also enjoyed the rest of your "Guide to Australia" post, and probably even more so, other people's perceptions of the land down under!

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hewey posted on Wed, Mar 8, 2006 4:48 AM

Did you know that there has been much debate about our overseas tourism advertising? There was concern over the use of the phrase "where the bloody hell ya?", after outlining how we have got the place ready for guests.

My version:
The baby eating dingoes have been shot
The backpacker murderers have been locked up.
There is still plebty of animals to kill ya, but don't think about them (they are more scared of you than you are of them)

So where the bloody hell are ya? Get ya lazy ass down here and have beer ya bloody wanker!

Hi Hewey!

I spent a week in Australia, Cairns area. We had a blast! Of course we were escaping from Guam, one of the most interesting places my husband has ever been stationed....

The best part was being there while a cyclone formed off the coast. We had MANY landslides. My hubby decided I was a psychic because I had insisted on a genuine 4 wheel drive vehicle for our rental car. If it hadn't been such crazy weather I might have been psycho. That vehicle was a lifesaver! We had to backtrack one day completely back the way we came because landslides closed the roads. Drove back about 4 hours through rotten storms. Got up the next morning and the road we returned on was closed, more landslides and flooding. It was so rough that my husband stopped and picked up emergency food and water, because he was sure we weren't getting back that night!

I know my Australian name. One of my sailing friends is an Aussie. Whenever she sees me she says: "Hey Wen!" Although I was very puzzled that she wasn't familiar with Abbot and Costello's famous "Who's on First" comedy routine.

We also visited the Great Barrier Reef, the first day there. Fortunately the weather hadn't yet gotten bad. I was very surprised at the giant contraption we were taken to. A huge floating pontoon boat, with huge nets strung around. So we snorkeled in a safety zone of sorts.

Your McDonald's are a bit different than ours. We don't get beets on our burgers in the USA. Really! (Yes, I ate at a McDonald's in Australia. Also Bali, Thailand, Germany and England)

Aloha!

F
foamy posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 6:50 PM

How does your average Aussie feel about the America's Cup? Does it make the sports page? Is sailing regarded at all by the general population?

T

Uh oh! All I know is Foamy is a sailor!

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hewey posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 9:48 PM

On 2006-03-15 03:35, WenikiTiki wrote:
The best part was being there while a cyclone formed off the coast. We had MANY landslides.

You haven't experienced the true Australia if you haven't had a few near death experiences!

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hewey posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 9:53 PM

On 2006-03-16 18:50, foamy wrote:
How does your average Aussie feel about the America's Cup? Does it make the sports page? Is sailing regarded at all by the general population?

Yeh dude - America's cup is real big down here. We also have the "Sydney to Hobart" yacht race every year starting on Boxing Day. Usually takes 2-3 days for it to happen.

Couple of years ago there was bad weather, but they went ahead with it. Numerous boats pulled out damaged and I think a few sank. From memory 5 people died. The race still went ahead though. One email I saw proclaimed Australia was the only country so sports mad we give the death toll for a sporting event, and then talk about who is winning.

Is it true that they rebroadcast Monday Night Football (American Style) in Australia, but they edit the game and shorten it so every drive ends up in a score or at least a turn over of possession?

H

On 2006-03-16 22:09, Cool Manchu wrote:
Is it true that they rebroadcast Monday Night Football (American Style) in Australia, but they edit the game and shorten it so every drive ends up in a score or at least a turn over of possession?

Mate, no idea. I have never seen it. They might though. Real footy players don't need helmets or padding! :)

F
foamy posted on Sat, Mar 18, 2006 6:22 AM

On 2006-03-16 21:53, hewey wrote:
Numerous boats pulled out damaged and I think a few sank. From memory 5 people died. The race still went ahead though.

Yeah, I read about that. Several dismastings, roll overs and such. "Winston Churchill" came off a wave and went down like a rock and then one of her life rafts failed. An English Olympian got washed off the wheel of another boat. They couldn't turn around to fetch him (why wasn't he jacked on?). The account said that to try and tack or jibe at the height of the storm in the Bass Straight was pretty much the same as committing suicide.

I'd like to try some bodyboarding down there. Photos of some of the breaks are tremendous. So are the photos of the stick boys that became shark snacks. Oh, no, you folks just don't have "any" shark down there: Great Whites and Tiger sharks. Joy. Do they really have shark nets at some of the beaches? Do they work? Sharks make me hincky.

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