Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Bilge
Confused? Unsure? Frightened? Ask yourself: WWJD? (NEW PRODUCTS! page 5)
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Wed, Sep 14, 2005 4:49 PM
Dear Jab, Normally I wouldn't bother you with this, but your interview in "Atomic Owl Echoes" magazine has made me bold. When wearing my owl disco-shirt, should I finish the ensemble with a brown corduroy sportcoat and wingtips, or with a gold chain proudly displayed on my revealed chest? Sabu |
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thejab
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Wed, Sep 14, 2005 4:51 PM
Use a spoon |
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thejab
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Wed, Sep 14, 2005 4:52 PM
Go with the short shorts with one owl eye embroidred on each cheek and some long boots. |
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thejab
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Wed, Sep 14, 2005 4:53 PM
C) all of the above |
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eel
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Thu, Sep 15, 2005 8:53 AM
Jab- people, well men mostly, have been mistaking the embroidered owl eyes on my shorts for some kind of bullseye, placing various, uh "parts" there. What is the best way to make my ass look more like an owl while not going too costumy. |
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tikifish
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Thu, Sep 15, 2005 4:03 PM
Dear Jab - Macrame Owls. Poseurs, or avante garde String theorists? Discuss. |
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freddiefreelance
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Thu, Sep 15, 2005 10:04 PM
Madness will be in San Diego next week, but the lead guitarist quit in a snit before the tour and the live set they released a few years ago was kinda weak, are they still worth the 25 bucks plus TicketBastard fees? |
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Unga Bunga
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Thu, Sep 15, 2005 10:19 PM
Dear Jab, |
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TikiJosh
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Thu, Sep 15, 2005 11:23 PM
Dear Jab: |
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Unga Bunga
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Fri, Sep 16, 2005 10:40 AM
In response to a PM I received; No, I do not. My post was what one would call "a joke". |
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thejab
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Fri, Sep 16, 2005 12:18 PM
eel - it is just as difficult to make your ass look like an owl as it is to make an owl look like an ass fish - don't get hung up on macrame, it's knot important freddie - live albums always suck, except Live at Leeds by the Who, go buy the extended CD version, and then go see Madness Unga - if you think about it, it won't happen, go rent the movie "The Tao of Steve" Josh - what's the hurry? you're surrounded by college girls every day! |
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tikifish
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Mon, Sep 19, 2005 1:19 PM
Jab. When feasting on Saltpork and hardtack aboard me ship, is it better to wash down the weevils with Screech, or Grog? |
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eel
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Mon, Sep 19, 2005 1:22 PM
Arrrr, the swarthy captin gave me a floggin for swabbing the poop deck in my pantaloons. Being a worldly sea hag, and looking to pillage the hearts of the young scurvy dogs, I am nary his wench. WWJD? |
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Mon, Sep 19, 2005 1:26 PM
Cap'n Jab, On double rations of grog, me men be sluggish and sanguine. Yet on half-rations they be mutinous grumblers. I s'pose me true question be: Do the ruffles on this shirt make me look fat? Bonny-Boy Copra |
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freddiefreelance
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Tue, Sep 20, 2005 6:59 AM
Aarrrr? |
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foamy
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Wed, Sep 21, 2005 5:47 AM
Gawd, this is a funny thread. The undisiplined(?) intellegence on this forum is freak'in unbelievable! |
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TikiJosh
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Mon, Sep 26, 2005 12:12 AM
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Wed, Sep 28, 2005 3:38 PM
[ Edited by: wwjd 2005-09-28 15:43 ] |
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wwjd
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Wed, Jan 18, 2006 4:08 PM
There has been a recent surge in activity at the Jabshop thanks to the excitement surrounding The Jab's new blog. Therefore, we at JabHQ are pleased to announce that our product line has been extended with exciting new items! Please visit http://www.cafepress.com/whatwouldjabdo to see all the new goodies! Including stickers, bags, the smooth new BLACK WWJD shirt, sharp-ass clothes for your dog, and a great new shirt...just for the ladies. Fiat Jab! |
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TikiJosh
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Wed, Jan 18, 2006 11:20 PM
Yes! Yes! Yes! |
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cynfulcynner
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Thu, Jan 19, 2006 1:16 AM
I'd buy that doggie T-shirt for my cat, but he's neutered. |
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tikivixen
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Thu, Jan 19, 2006 2:06 AM
Guys, great merch!! The BBQ apron is especially appropriate!!! But...how come no WWJD travel bar set?!? Also, do a portion of the profits go to the "WWJD Save The Vintage Steakhouses Fund?" Hope so! :lol: |
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thejab
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Thu, Jan 19, 2006 11:06 AM
Get the boxer shorts for yourself and the thong for your girl. Or wear the thong on your head at a party. |
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tikivixen
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Sat, Jan 28, 2006 10:01 PM
Does WWJD have a MySpace profile??? |
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mrsmiley
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Thu, Mar 23, 2006 10:20 AM
Zippy the Pinhead is trying to "channel" the Jab! Ps- I stuck a WWJD sticker on the parking tent at Forbidden Island! |
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Fri, Mar 24, 2006 1:45 PM
This is a 'Freaks' reference right! It's not just too many Guava Lava's on my part? |
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Shipwreckjoey
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Sat, Mar 25, 2006 12:01 AM
Straight outta Freaks-R-Us (BTW Hems...you'll have to gimme that recipe for da Guava Lava). |