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Confused? Unsure? Frightened? Ask yourself: WWJD? (NEW PRODUCTS! page 5)
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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09/14/2005
Dear Jab, Normally I wouldn't bother you with this, but your interview in "Atomic Owl Echoes" magazine has made me bold. When wearing my owl disco-shirt, should I finish the ensemble with a brown corduroy sportcoat and wingtips, or with a gold chain proudly displayed on my revealed chest? Sabu |
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thejab
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09/14/2005
Use a spoon |
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thejab
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09/14/2005
Go with the short shorts with one owl eye embroidred on each cheek and some long boots. |
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thejab
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09/14/2005
C) all of the above |
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eel
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09/15/2005
Jab- people, well men mostly, have been mistaking the embroidered owl eyes on my shorts for some kind of bullseye, placing various, uh "parts" there. What is the best way to make my ass look more like an owl while not going too costumy. |
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tikifish
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09/15/2005
Dear Jab - Macrame Owls. Poseurs, or avante garde String theorists? Discuss. |
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freddiefreelance
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09/16/2005
Madness will be in San Diego next week, but the lead guitarist quit in a snit before the tour and the live set they released a few years ago was kinda weak, are they still worth the 25 bucks plus TicketBastard fees? |
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Unga Bunga
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09/16/2005
Dear Jab, |
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TikiJosh
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09/16/2005
Dear Jab: |
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Unga Bunga
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09/16/2005
In response to a PM I received; No, I do not. My post was what one would call "a joke". |
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thejab
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09/16/2005
eel - it is just as difficult to make your ass look like an owl as it is to make an owl look like an ass fish - don't get hung up on macrame, it's knot important freddie - live albums always suck, except Live at Leeds by the Who, go buy the extended CD version, and then go see Madness Unga - if you think about it, it won't happen, go rent the movie "The Tao of Steve" Josh - what's the hurry? you're surrounded by college girls every day! |
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tikifish
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09/19/2005
Jab. When feasting on Saltpork and hardtack aboard me ship, is it better to wash down the weevils with Screech, or Grog? |
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eel
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09/19/2005
Arrrr, the swarthy captin gave me a floggin for swabbing the poop deck in my pantaloons. Being a worldly sea hag, and looking to pillage the hearts of the young scurvy dogs, I am nary his wench. WWJD? |
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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09/19/2005
Cap'n Jab, On double rations of grog, me men be sluggish and sanguine. Yet on half-rations they be mutinous grumblers. I s'pose me true question be: Do the ruffles on this shirt make me look fat? Bonny-Boy Copra |
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freddiefreelance
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09/20/2005
Aarrrr? |
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foamy
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09/21/2005
Gawd, this is a funny thread. The undisiplined(?) intellegence on this forum is freak'in unbelievable! |
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TikiJosh
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09/26/2005
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wwjd
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09/28/2005
[ Edited by: wwjd 2005-09-28 15:43 ] |
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wwjd
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01/19/2006
There has been a recent surge in activity at the Jabshop thanks to the excitement surrounding The Jab's new blog. Therefore, we at JabHQ are pleased to announce that our product line has been extended with exciting new items! Please visit http://www.cafepress.com/whatwouldjabdo to see all the new goodies! Including stickers, bags, the smooth new BLACK WWJD shirt, sharp-ass clothes for your dog, and a great new shirt...just for the ladies. Fiat Jab! |
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TikiJosh
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01/19/2006
Yes! Yes! Yes! |
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cynfulcynner
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01/19/2006
I'd buy that doggie T-shirt for my cat, but he's neutered. |
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tikivixen
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01/19/2006
Guys, great merch!! The BBQ apron is especially appropriate!!! But...how come no WWJD travel bar set?!? Also, do a portion of the profits go to the "WWJD Save The Vintage Steakhouses Fund?" Hope so! :lol: |
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thejab
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01/19/2006
Get the boxer shorts for yourself and the thong for your girl. Or wear the thong on your head at a party. |
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tikivixen
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01/29/2006
Does WWJD have a MySpace profile??? |
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mrsmiley
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03/23/2006
Zippy the Pinhead is trying to "channel" the Jab! Ps- I stuck a WWJD sticker on the parking tent at Forbidden Island! |
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Kon-Hemsby
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03/24/2006
This is a 'Freaks' reference right! It's not just too many Guava Lava's on my part? |
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Shipwreckjoey
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03/25/2006
Straight outta Freaks-R-Us (BTW Hems...you'll have to gimme that recipe for da Guava Lava). |