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Damn you Kelly Clarkson!!
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aquaorama
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Tue, Jan 31, 2006 11:44 PM
I can't understand for the life of me why I'm secretly liking her music! I've even put it on the old mp3 player. Will I go straight to hell for this??!! Is this the sign of the end of the world?? Or, should I just be locked up? Anyone else having this problem?? |
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cynfulcynner
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 1:28 AM
Not me. |
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Sabu The Coconut Boy
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 1:40 AM
Oh, Aquaorama - Shut your mouth! I just can't take it! (Again and again and again and again) You had your chance, you blew it! You should have kept your secret, How can I put it? You put me on! I guess you no longer need to be defensive Even so, Sabu [ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy 2006-02-01 01:44 ] |
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aquaorama
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 4:48 AM
Sabu, America has voted and......You're MY American Idol!!!! |
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Johnny Dollar
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 6:11 AM
i prefer my idols carved out of wood or volcanic rock :) |
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Suffering Bastard of Stumptown
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 6:31 AM
That was so utterly predictable. We are looking for people who have range. Truly ghastly. --SBiM |
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Johnny Dollar
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 6:37 AM
hey sbim, i carved this idol portrait of you |
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donhonyc
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 7:32 AM
I've noticed that Kelly Clarkson has some major junk-in-the-trunk...nothing wrong with that. I like-ded it. |
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aquaorama
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 7:52 AM
When she's crying and throwing things at the wall in her current video I find myself talking to the TV..."It's ok Kelly, I'll hold you..."...ARGH!!!! It's a government plot to control me!! |
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 10:41 AM
She's now refusing to deal with the "American Idol" producers, releasing her own work recorded with her own band, and generally showing that she has spine, taste & talent beyond what Simon wants her to have. Go ahead & enjoy her brand of Pop Rock, it's a spit in the eye to all that Idol stands for. |
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Suffering Bastard of Stumptown
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 10:46 AM
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Johnny Dollar
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 10:52 AM
lol |
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aquaorama
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 11:11 AM
Damn that Justin for EVER getting to touch my Kelly!! Of course I can't sing and he's only sold maybe 2 more records than me?? So, maybe there is hope for me yet!? |
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Suffering Bastard of Stumptown
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 12:00 PM
I have to admit, I kinda like year 2's second runner up, Kimberley Locke |
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aquaorama
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 12:08 PM
Hmmm...Are we sure that's just not my Kelly on Steroids & Hormones?? Damn! |
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cynfulcynner
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 7:26 PM
I have never seen an episode of American Idol or Dancing with the Stars, except for when I was part of a captive audience at the laundromat. :D |
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donhonyc
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Wed, Feb 1, 2006 8:42 PM
Whoa, Nelly! The hills ARE alive with the sound of music aren't they? 2nd place American Idol...1st place American Breast Idol!! |
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virani
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Thu, Feb 2, 2006 2:17 PM
What the hell are you talking about ??? |
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aquaorama
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Wed, Feb 8, 2006 9:03 PM
Kelly wins Grammy...Next up?? Kelly hires me as a "Cabana Boy".... [ Edited by: aquaorama 2006-02-08 21:04 ] |
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alohabros
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Thu, Feb 9, 2006 8:04 AM
... the chick has all the makings of some massive bingo wings... |
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rodeotiki
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Thu, Aug 24, 2006 8:49 AM
The video is Kelly Clarkson drunk at a "Metal Skool" concert... she proceeded to go on stage, chug Chivas Regal straight from the bottle and perform with the members. She was at the concert with the lead singer from the band "Yellowcard". |
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Coco Loco
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Thu, Aug 24, 2006 8:32 PM
I can't believe I watched the whole thing?!! :P Aquaorama, still a fan? |
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bb moondog
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Fri, Aug 25, 2006 9:23 AM
ditto--I feel SOILED after seeing AMERICAS SWEETHEART shitfaced with a member of YELLOWCARD (a band my DAUGHTER likes) and MOTLEY CRUE wannabes...what hath God wrought?........and yes, ALL 10 MINUTES of it--a train wreck. |
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Fri, Aug 25, 2006 9:55 PM
She rocked that song harder than Axl. Kelly is my new hero! |
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Coco Loco
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Thu, Aug 31, 2006 12:12 PM
Wow, you've got a point. And she did it while stoned, tripping drunk! And given her state, she didn't sing off key. That does deserve kudos...though it was still an ouchie. :) |
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Haole'akamai
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Wed, Sep 27, 2006 1:00 PM
Actually, the Metal Skool lead singer drops it that they've got pitch monitors on the mikes.... But, nonetheless - I think Kelly is great. She's always talking about she's got small boobs and, in her words, "massive junk in [her] trunk and that ain't gonna change." That's the way to be! I watch the 1st season of AI and she caught my attention when they did Swing Era songs and she chose "Stuff Like That There" (one of my absolute favorite Betty Hutton songs). |
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Wed, Sep 27, 2006 6:47 PM
Want more metalskool? - no kelly good times those metalskool guys are fun - PS Nothing to do with Kelly all to do with Metal Skool! |
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Coco Loco
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Fri, Sep 29, 2006 11:13 PM
I hate to admit it, but I just heard a good song on the radio. Much to my chagrin, it was Kelly Clarkson. The woman can sing. Jeez, I liked it. |
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