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Bored Off My F - in' ASS!
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PolynesianPop
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Sat, Mar 1, 2003 10:04 PM
Damn, I noticed tonight that for the first time in a long time, everybody's home on a Saturday night and posting on TC. I thought I was the only one over here bored off my ass. Or maybe I am and I just don't have a life. |
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Sat, Mar 1, 2003 10:07 PM
Pop, Save your brain cells for destruction next weekend at the Tiki Crawl. Now, put on your bunny slippers, make some hot chocolate, and settle the f$*# down! |
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PolynesianPop
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Sat, Mar 1, 2003 10:10 PM
See, I knew I wasn't the only loser home tonight. Couldn't get the Boss to unlock the ankle cuff Bong? |
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SugarCaddyDaddy
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Sat, Mar 1, 2003 10:49 PM
You've got a locked ankle cuff?....gee, your luckier than me... |
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Shipwreckjoey
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Sat, Mar 1, 2003 11:09 PM
Pop, |
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PolynesianPop
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Sun, Mar 2, 2003 10:28 AM
SWJ, sorry to hear that. If its any consolation, its now Sunday and I'm still bored off my ass.... |
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tikifish
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Sun, Mar 2, 2003 11:53 AM
I'll trade your boredome for my hangover, ha ha ha! |
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floratina
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Sun, Mar 2, 2003 2:01 PM
Pop, you'll make up for it next weekend at the Crawl. The L.A. tiki quiescence is made tolerable when I think of the possibility of visiting the giant concrete artichoke on our roadtrip caravan. If the 'choke isn't to be along our path, there is also the American flag made of human hair up there somewhere, so sez Trader Pup. Just think of it! Bong, are you going? Crazy Al may be able to make it. We'll see. |
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PolynesianPop
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Sun, Mar 2, 2003 6:34 PM
Deal! Having a hangover would mean I have a life! |
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martiki
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Sun, Mar 2, 2003 11:51 PM
Jeezus, Pop: Don't you have some kids running around somewhere? Do you know where they are? Or is it a case of: "Mommy, where's daddy? We want to play!" "Kids, your father is in the office right now using the computer. You know that he's not to be disturbed when he's online talking to his drunk friends." -martin |
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thebaxdog
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Mon, Mar 3, 2003 7:21 AM
Hey POP, I met your wife how could you be bored? |
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PolynesianPop
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Mon, Mar 3, 2003 7:42 AM
Bax, They invited me over to pick up their logs too.... BTW - Went to Kmart to buy a life and couldn't find 'em. They're closing the one by my house and what, with the clearance sale and all, it looks like they sold out of 'em... *** * * The Polynesian Popster * * *** [ Edited by: PolynesianPop on 2003-03-03 07:53 ] |
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Shipwreckjoey
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Sat, Mar 8, 2003 7:17 PM
Pop, [ Edited by: Shipwreckjoey on 2003-03-08 19:19 ] |
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Thor
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Sat, Mar 8, 2003 7:34 PM
My current state of incompacitation is caused by a paper deadline. How much can you say about Alan Jackson and September 11th, anyway? Shipwreckjoey, who is Richard Cheese? -Thor |
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Shipwreckjoey
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Sat, Mar 8, 2003 8:31 PM
Thor, [ Edited by: Shipwreckjoey on 2003-03-08 20:35 ] |
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PolynesianPop
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Fri, Mar 14, 2003 11:31 PM
Here we go again. Friday night and I'm picking out my belly button lint.... Do you know where you're kids are? I know where mine are -- they're right here... |
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GECKO
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Fri, Mar 14, 2003 11:43 PM
i'm here to brah. I jus didn't feel like going out tonight tho. My Wahine went to Dukes canoe club with her relatives. I'm pau fo da night. I'm enjoying my bed right now. wen you gotta get up at 5am and drive to da udda side of da island you sometimes jus like stey home sum nights ya. I'm drinkin a Tahitian beer out of my Don da beach barrel and listening to da radio 99.5 "da breeze da spirit of Hawaii" |
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Fri, Mar 14, 2003 11:47 PM
Hey my kids are here also and so am I funny how that works. Wish I hadn't picked the lint out earlier I would have somthing to do now oh well maybe I will pick my nose. |
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Sat, Mar 15, 2003 12:08 AM
Tikifille, Gecko, Pop and all...ugh, count me in. Another Friday night sittin' at the computer. Single and lovin' it! hahaha oh, and did I mention the food poisoning? Think I'll go clean out the catbox. :) Aloha all! |
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GECKO
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Sat, Mar 15, 2003 12:22 AM
eh you guys stay up late ova on da mainland ya. it's 9:30pm Hawaiian time. still erly fo me! I gon suck em up still. I gon get one mo bia(beer). west cost in in da house any east coast peopo still awake? |
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Shipwreckjoey
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Sat, Mar 15, 2003 1:37 AM
Eh Gecko, my wahini lived in Haleiwa on da north shore for 25 years, she been back on da mainland for 7 years now and still on Hawaiian time! |
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RevBambooBen
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Sun, Mar 16, 2003 9:45 AM
Hay PP, |
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PolynesianPop
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Sun, Mar 16, 2003 10:08 AM
Ben, what a great idea (no joke)! Adult Tiki Toys -- hmmm...you might be on to something here. See Bong, the Moai Dickhead Signature turned out ok after all! :) |
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SugarCaddyDaddy
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Sun, Mar 16, 2003 1:51 PM
Cool signature PolyPop, but do you guys really think it looks a d*ck? Ummm....if yours is blue and reddish orange and with a face looking up at you, then maybe you better get to the doctor! PeniMoaiCaddyDaddy |
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PolynesianPop
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Fri, May 2, 2003 10:32 PM
Here we go again.... Friday night, just got paid too. But the rain outside sucks!! Stuck at home. Lucky D and Shipwrek Joe, I noticed your home too! |
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Fri, May 2, 2003 10:48 PM
Yup, my girlfriend is taking me out of town tomarrow night for our anniversary. I don't know where we are going. She just said to pack a hawiian shirt, my camera, the Tiki Road Trip, and all the ingredients for a Trader Vic's Grog. Pop, did I see you bidding for a Trader Vic's Suffering Bastard earlier on e-bay? |
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SugarCaddyDaddy
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Fri, May 2, 2003 11:08 PM
Spike, Woohoo! Hey, I think I've seen people like you two on the long road trip to Vegas! That was a sight! |
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Luckydesigns
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Fri, May 2, 2003 11:16 PM
That does sound like a good time. |
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Tiki_Bong
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Fri, May 2, 2003 11:28 PM
Shit Pop, You worked (yeah, right) from home half the week (itinerary - wake up at 8:30, rub eyes, scratch balls, make coffee; 10:00 eat bowl of fruitloops; 12:00 finish watching "The Andy Griffith Show" marathon; 1:00 - 3:00 take a little knap; 3:00 eat a Swanson's frozen Turkey Dinner; 4:00 check out Tiki Central). So now you'er bored? You wouldn't be so god damn bored at home if you didn't half the fu&%ing week there! 'A thing of Tiki is a joy forever' Celebrate 'International Tiki Day' the second Saturday in August - Hau'oli La Tiki! [ Edited by: Tiki_Bong on 2003-05-02 23:29 ] |
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Sat, May 3, 2003 12:51 AM
Just got home!! Our hockey team won!!! Life is good once more! |
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Shipwreckjoey
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Sat, May 3, 2003 1:26 AM
Hey Pop, I don't know if you've been watchin' the news lately, but here in San Diego about 4,000 thirsty & horny marines & sailors just hit town and I think I owe it to them to stay home & let them have free reign of all the hot S.D. (and T.J.) action spots tonite. Besides, I'm in training for Tiki Oasis III. I ain't no 19 year old frat boy anymore, y'know. As Clint Eastwood once said "a man's got to know his limitations". I think that was from Magnum Force, just after Clint blew up his boss (every workingman's wet dream). If it's any consolation to you though tomorrow's got two (count 'em) two happening events going on here in town 1)Bamboo2U 1 yr anniversary party at B2U in Lucadia and 2)the Seeds (probably on walkers & oxygen) live at the Casbah. So, if you're still bored by then, jump in the old popmobile & head south. Oh, and one other thing, the weather is beautiful down here right now. But that goes without saying. |
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