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One of the worst?

Trader Woody

[ Edited by: Trader Woody on 2003-03-28 13:47 ]

That first thing looks like an Einstein/Hitler Mr.Potatohead...

I actually like the one on the right quite a bit.

Looking at it again in a different light, it actually seems to represent the two forces in the current war.

Trader Woody

Yeah,
The one on the right is kind of a "beat" tiki. (Sound of fingers snapping.)

Good draw Trader Woody, but I believe these two tikis offered on ebay at $75 each(with no bids of course), beat your two pair, or were at least the offspring to these two parents:

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I'm going to pray tonight that I won't have nightmares.

Don't be ashamed SCD! I wasn't happy with my first two tikis either. But as they say, "practice makes perfect." Keep carving - you'll get it. :D

Well well SCD, you carved those? You only said they were offered on e-bay, not that you carved them. heh. it's cool braddah. I'm doin' the backstroke here. Hey those look great SCD. Keep up the good work. heh.

Very funny guys.....here's the listing:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2312174923&category=29513

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2312204151&category=29513

SCD, this is all very funny. My wahine got a kick from seeing your listing. All I can say is you have very large cajones.

Ummm...JT...
It's not my listing. I don't live in Charlote, North Carolina.

Those are actually kind cool. Very linear indeed! SCD, how do you post on e-bay under a different state?

Did you notice how huge they are in the listing? 10' x 16'.... talk about your yard art!

Great effort SCD! Nice to see you're making progress on your carving skills.
:tiki:

Guys, my post was joke on SCD! He wasn't the carver!!

Sorry SCD, but I couldn't resist! :lol:

I saw these a while ago and was tempted to post them until I thought about how my eventual first tiki carving will probably look something like these.
:wink:

SCD, now I know what happens when you chuck large logs onto one of those branch shredders. Ouch.

Trader Woody

dam!

Holy Moly!

Looks like someone made a painting of those bad carvings!....and again, from North Carolina! What the hec are those people thinking of?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2919896352&ssPageName=ADME:B:RECO:US:2

dam dam!

Thise heads, as badly drawn as they are, look remarkably simialar to those packaged 'Tiki Coasters' you get from places like Archie McPhees... haha!

Oh wait, I'm not allowed to dis bad tiki art - Mad Tiki will flame me!!!

sorry, let me try that again:

The triptych, if you will, of raw savage power, is a clever juxtapose to the pastel colours of the background, reminding the viewer of the constant struggle between our animal nature and our modern facade. The 'art brut' rendering which eschews the sexist, classist and outmoded concept that one must 'learn technique' or 'master skills' in order to be an artist is a liberating move forward. The medium, which cleverly looks like children's markers, reminds us of a more innocent time.

Say, where is Mad Tiki these days?

On 2003-03-28 17:06, SugarCaddyDaddy wrote:
Good draw Trader Woody, but I believe these two tikis offered on ebay at $75 each(with no bids of course),

i wonder if these come with ants?

May it please the court, counsel for Plaintiff submits into evidence, some shitiki, your honor. Exhibit "A":

Did SugarCaddyDaddy make this, too?

:lol:

Not shitiki, but some cheaptiki,
Midnite's Tiki Cah-rapp

wow is that hideous!

Wow! You guys don't know how much I really appreciate my name being mentioned in a thread that doesn't even relate to me!

Now if only you'd say:

"Hey, I think I'll get SCD a Shag Casino Chip while at Mondo Tiki"."Hey, I think I'll get SCD one of the limited mugs while at Mondo Tiki."

"Hey, I think I'll get SCD one of each item from every vendor while at Mondo Tiki."

ShiTikiCaddyDaddy

Now if only you'd say

Okay, okay:

If SugarCaddyDaddy, or any TC member, buys some of my ca-rap, you'll receive free Tiki extras and a reduced shipping fee. Why? 'cause midnite is all about the love, spreading the Tiki love.

Just use the password for this auction to receive your preferred customer service.

Got some good stuff here, much still without a bid, :o :

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