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Um, test. Yeah, it's a test. Hi hiltiki :)

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4WDtiki posted on 02/19/2007

Who is that, Zaya or Hil? :wink:

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Bay Park Buzzy posted on 02/19/2007

I deleted it when it got moved from "test"

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hiltiki posted on 02/19/2007
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Cammo posted on 02/20/2007

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Cammo posted on 02/20/2007

Sorry, back to Elvis. This ain't over till it's over.

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Tiki Duddy posted on 02/20/2007

hahaha buzzy man that last picture there...are those "hommies"? i have a bunch of those lil guys.

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hiltiki posted on 02/20/2007

hahahaha, I have at least 15-20 hommies including 2 dogs one trash can and 2 Chevys! I have short people and big head ones bla bla bla, ok I am over it!

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Bay Park Buzzy posted on 02/20/2007

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hiltiki posted on 02/21/2007
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Cammo posted on 02/21/2007

That's the best organized carving area I've ever seen.
And your dog knows it.

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Mr. NoNaMe posted on 02/21/2007

HOLY MOLY!! I guess we don't have to worry about a "rain delayed" chop chop. :D

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stuff-o-rama posted on 02/22/2007

Are you sure the dog isn't the carver?

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Cammo posted on 02/22/2007

The dog knows all.

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McTiki posted on 02/22/2007

Interesting

and scary at the same time.

They say you can't choose family.....hmmmm.

Mahalo

McTiki

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Bay Park Buzzy posted on 02/23/2007

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4WDtiki posted on 02/23/2007

Was that pic taken at the New York KFC?

:P

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hiltiki posted on 02/24/2007

Buzzy, when is your Luau Party at your bachelor pad? Soon I hope......

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Bay Park Buzzy posted on 03/05/2007

Buzzy's sleepless nights at the farm:

It starts with the dove. They never shut up-all night long

They're kind of quiet, but every once in a while they get the stupid donkeys going

The donkeys startle the little rooster closest to them

Then he wakes up the other little rooster and they go back and forth for a while

If I'm lucky, the big guy only chimes in about 1 out of every 5 uprisings during the night

He's super mean. I'm not a cock lover, but...

I'm kind of envious of his lifestyle. In my next life I want to be the sex machine rooster. Check the guy girl ratio there.

There is usually a calm half hour between 430 and 5 in the morning. Unless a possum or whatever i hear gets all these hens going by walking on their roof

There are twenty chickens screaming at the top of their lungs when that happens.
The owl, suprisingly, is very quiet at night

I cannot wait to get back to the big city and get some peace and quiet.

Country Boy Buzzy Out!

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hiltiki posted on 03/05/2007

Buzz, I am glad you are well and on a roll again. :)

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Ojaitimo posted on 03/05/2007

Buzzy, have you made Sabu's Secret Chicken recipe? Might help your situation out there .

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Cammo posted on 03/05/2007

It sounds exactly like a 1950's childrens book;

The doves wake the donkeys,
The donkeys wake the hens,
The hens wake the rooster,
The rooster struts his stuff

The rooster wakes the farmer,
The farmer wakes his wife,
The wife wakes Buzzy,
Who tells her to shut the &%$#! up and where's that bottle of triple-strength Advil?

Where the heck are you Buzz Dog? A friggin petting zoo?

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Bay Park Buzzy posted on 03/06/2007

I was thinking about the birds keeping me up and I realize it is karma for my carefree youth:

Sabus recipe, eh? Hell, I'll eat anything, as long as it has meat on it.

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Bay Park Buzzy posted on 03/06/2007

I wish I could have pet mallards where I live...

I used to have three of these that were my pets when I was a kid. Two females and a male.
My second favorite duck is a Wood Duck. I think the only one I've ever seen was at the zoo. Can't remember if we have them around here.


[ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2007-03-06 03:30 ]

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Bay Park Buzzy posted on 03/07/2007

Now that I'm on steroids, I'm going to go lift some weights and go into a 'roid rage and go down to PB and beat some meatheads ass in front of the longboard bar tonight. Then I'm going to get drunk and call the phone number carved on the tikis there at 3AM and shout to the person who answers, "Tikis are F^(%!# cool, Man!" Then I'll hang up and pee in someones yard. When I throw up a little later, I'll say it is food poisoning from the carne asada burrito I bought at Royreybertos.

My advice:Never take anything you care about to PB..

When I pose for my Weightgainers 2000 ad, I think I'll use this as my "before" picture.

The after picture will be billed as one of the new natural wonders of the world.

Check, Check...Is this thing still on? Buzzy Out!


[ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2007-03-07 01:26 ]

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Cammo posted on 03/07/2007

Check out the shoes above. I think Buzz Dog is still wearing the same pair.

Hey Buzz, get a pair!

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hiltiki posted on 03/07/2007

Buzzy I thought you were sick as a dog, or is it sick as a chicken????

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Bay Park Buzzy posted on 03/16/2007

Hiltiki:
I've been busy working on newest piece of Offensive Tiki Art. It's hard to follow up the offensiveness of the "Poly Pop Tiki God Trinket with Hitler Pendant," but I tried.

Let me unveil (a sneak preview of) my newest masterpiece:
Everyone else but Hiltiki look away now


"Moko Pooper" by Bay Park Buzzy -Mixed Media 2007

...because I'm sick of hearing s#!^ about

I know my critics will come down upon me harshly, claim I took the easy way out. Like shooting a fish in a barrel, they will say.
Nonsense! I will retort!
I'm just narrowing my focus, is all.
Taking aim. There is not one thing which will offend all.
This is me redefining the next wave of modern American poly pop art. Taking it to the next level.

Buzzy Out!


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Bay Park Buzzy posted on 03/16/2007

Hiltiki: Sent you a PM about a cute little fluffy bunny rabbit I saw running across the yard today.
It was the happiest of moments, and I just wanted to share it with you!
Buzzy

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hiltiki posted on 03/17/2007

Buzzy that is not an authentic butu-pitu design, exactly what do you think you are doing?

[ Edited by: hiltiki 2007-03-16 23:14 ]

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