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Hukilau Excuses
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pappythesailor
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06/13/2007
Why aren't YOU at the Hukilau this year? "I just went in October." |
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The Mayor Of Exotica
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06/13/2007
"I'm already going to Oasis." |
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bigtikidude
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06/13/2007
Because I lag, and dont have any money :( Jeff(bigtikidude) |
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Tipsy McStagger
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06/13/2007
.. I hate anything and everthing to do with tiki.... |
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Feelin Zombified
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06/13/2007
Locusts. |
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congatiki
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06/13/2007
you can't get there from Wisconsin. |
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Bora Boris
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06/13/2007
• I have $34.00 in the bank. • It's 2724.05 miles away • I heard next year was gonna be better? :roll: |
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alohacurrent
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06/13/2007
luscious sarong clad maidens serving you tropical drinks...who needs that |
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Kenike
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06/13/2007
Seriously, I am hugely depressed about missing out. I've been to the last two and vowed never to miss one. This year I had a choice...go to the Hukilau or use that money to start up my photography business. Right now the business is more important. Equipment ain't cheap. If all goes well I'll have more money to spend next year. ...and just to add to my misery, Voodoo II just arrived in the mail. |
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Johnny Dollar
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06/13/2007
my dog ate it. |
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tikigreg
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06/13/2007
At the Huki-What??? |
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Chip and Andy
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06/13/2007
Because for the next 3 months I can't get that song out of my head.... Oh wait! I am going..... Damn, three monhts of Annete Funicello singing to me about nets and fish and stuff....... |
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snackbar
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06/13/2007
I liked the book better |
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TikiLaLe
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06/13/2007
Haven't gotten my back waxed !!! |
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The Gnomon
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06/13/2007
That ain't gonna stop this guy. |
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TikiLaLe
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06/13/2007
Dale Sr. would of been proud !!!! |
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Daves Not Home
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06/13/2007
I'm on house arrest |
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MrBaliHai
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06/13/2007
Florida is too hot in June Actually, it is. Mrs. BH and I went to Orlando on our honeymoon, and it was so miserable, we swore never to return to Florida again in June. |
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frostiki
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06/13/2007
NO VACATION TIME, Damn the Man. |
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RevBambooBen
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06/13/2007
I'm afraid! |
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Tom Slick
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06/13/2007
I knew Grog Like Nascar!!! :lol: Oh yeah,...My mom won't let me go because I'm allergic to mosquitos. [ Edited by: Tom Slick 2007-06-13 15:39 ] |
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POCKETIKI
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06/13/2007
I heard Tiki Chris & Virani le Beachcomber were going! Trader Jim - Make mine a Mai-Tai, back here at Tiki Towers, Frimley! |
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croe67
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06/13/2007
Because I couldn't fit in Exotica59's back seat after Tikibars & Lake Surfer FILLED the back seat with stuff to sell at Hukilau!!! If you are going to Hukilau, buy Tiki Road Trip 2 (because, if you don't, you might miss a tiki bar next time you're on the road - oh no!!!) & Lake Surfer's ultra-cool carvings so Exotica59 can get better gas mileage on the way home :wink: :wink: :wink: :drink: :sheckymug: |
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pablus
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06/13/2007
Orlando is too hot every day of the year. |
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johnman
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06/14/2007
I'm allowed one major Tiki event a year - I chose the New England Tiki Tour for 2007! |
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TikiLaLe
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06/14/2007
I'm going to Rehab ... Lohan move on over !!!!! |
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Sophista-tiki
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06/14/2007
I'm graduating from UW Museum studies program. Maybe next year I can come and talk about Polynesia Americana. |
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dogbytes
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06/14/2007
my roommate Paris got into some trouble and can't share the suite with me. so in solidarity, i'm staying home and baking a cake with a file in it. |
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Swamp Tiki
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06/14/2007
Blew the wad on restaurant supplies. Headin' to Southern California in November. Tiki Ti....ALRIGHT! Swamp |
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Tiki-Kate
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06/14/2007
I have a headache. |
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tekoteko
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06/14/2007
I'm not going because I have to go be a witness in court because my uncle got a DUI after I made a cake with rum in it. |
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Pyro
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06/14/2007
I spent all my money on tiki mugs. |
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Tikisgrl
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06/14/2007
Hey Tekoteko got the recipe for that rum cake? Sounds like it was rum in a cake pan. Guess that won't help dogbytes with her file cake. Got a recipe for Jail House cake? Oh and I'm not going because? because? I remember! I'm afraid of? What am I afraid of? Oh darn what was this post about? |
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tekoteko
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06/14/2007
The recipe is 1 part cake + 1 part rum. Ask my uncle about the jail house cake...turns out a jail house cake IS a rum cake. If you can't handle your liquor! |
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senioraqua
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06/14/2007
I hear the guy with drug resistant T.B. is honeymoonin' at Hukilau. |
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Jungle Trader
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06/14/2007
600 mph, 30,000 feet in the air,...room, drinks, roundtrip flight,....600 clams. Been there done that, NEXT. Swingin' on a vine from tree to tree....10 mph, 30 ft. up in a loin cloth (nice breeze) to Forbidden Island, room, drinks, roundtrip flight........priceless. |
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hewey
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06/14/2007
I live on the other side of the world, and I lack either the funding or sufficient swallows to transport me there... |
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TikiLaLe
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06/14/2007
********* BEST ONE SO FAR !!!!! |
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VampiressRN
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06/14/2007
No mula....no vacation time....I'll live vicariously through the posted pictures. :( |
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bigtikidude
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06/14/2007
I've got surf shows to go to here in So. Cal. Jeff(bigtikidude) |
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Mike the Headhunter
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06/14/2007
Excuses... who needs excuses when you have rum. I'll raise a glass to ya, you lucky punters! |
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The Granite Tiki
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06/14/2007
This was the year I swore I was going to Hukilau! But a gig was already in the books once they announced the date! AAAARRRGGGHHH! Next year, I hope and pray! |
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tikiskip
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06/14/2007
I'm in rehab and I could not get a weekend pass. |
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Kenike
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06/14/2007
Too many earthquakes in Florida. |
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croe67
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06/14/2007
Bamboo Rehab you mean? |
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GROG
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06/14/2007
GROG not want get GROG's paper wallet ruined. GROG hear about last year's unfortunate incident and figured GROG shouldn't take the chance. P.S. Tom Slick----you're a funny guy. |
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Ojaitimo
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06/15/2007
I'm not into getting a hicky either low or high? |
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powerofthetiki
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06/15/2007
My probation officer said it would not be a good idea to leave the state at this time |