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Hukilau Excuses

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pappythesailor posted on 06/13/2007

Why aren't YOU at the Hukilau this year?

"I just went in October."
"Florida is too hot in June"
"Drasnin again?"

TMOE
The Mayor Of Exotica posted on 06/13/2007

"I'm already going to Oasis."

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bigtikidude posted on 06/13/2007

Because I lag, and dont have any money :(

Jeff(bigtikidude)

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Tipsy McStagger posted on 06/13/2007

.. I hate anything and everthing to do with tiki....

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Feelin Zombified posted on 06/13/2007

Locusts.

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congatiki posted on 06/13/2007

you can't get there from Wisconsin.

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Bora Boris posted on 06/13/2007

• I have $34.00 in the bank.

• It's 2724.05 miles away

• I heard next year was gonna be better? :roll:

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alohacurrent posted on 06/13/2007

luscious sarong clad maidens serving you tropical drinks...who needs that

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Kenike posted on 06/13/2007

Seriously, I am hugely depressed about missing out. I've been to the last two and vowed never to miss one. This year I had a choice...go to the Hukilau or use that money to start up my photography business. Right now the business is more important. Equipment ain't cheap. If all goes well I'll have more money to spend next year.

...and just to add to my misery, Voodoo II just arrived in the mail.

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Johnny Dollar posted on 06/13/2007

my dog ate it.

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tikigreg posted on 06/13/2007

At the Huki-What???

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Chip and Andy posted on 06/13/2007

Because for the next 3 months I can't get that song out of my head....

Oh wait! I am going..... Damn, three monhts of Annete Funicello singing to me about nets and fish and stuff.......

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snackbar posted on 06/13/2007

I liked the book better

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TikiLaLe posted on 06/13/2007

Haven't gotten my back waxed !!!

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The Gnomon posted on 06/13/2007

That ain't gonna stop this guy.

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TikiLaLe posted on 06/13/2007

Dale Sr. would of been proud !!!!

DNH
Daves Not Home posted on 06/13/2007

I'm on house arrest

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MrBaliHai posted on 06/13/2007

Florida is too hot in June

Actually, it is. Mrs. BH and I went to Orlando on our honeymoon, and it was so miserable, we swore never to return to Florida again in June.

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frostiki posted on 06/13/2007

NO VACATION TIME, Damn the Man.

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RevBambooBen posted on 06/13/2007

I'm afraid!

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Tom Slick posted on 06/13/2007

On 2007-06-13 13:43, The Gnomon wrote:
That ain't gonna stop this guy.

I knew Grog Like Nascar!!! :lol:
He's even wearing a number of a once great driver, who has a son that currently represents(double over the 3) #8 Budweiser, which in fact just happens to be Bamboo Bens Favorite beer :o ...Coincidence? Hmmmm......It just gets weirder all the time @ TC.... :P

Oh yeah,...My mom won't let me go because I'm allergic to mosquitos.

[ Edited by: Tom Slick 2007-06-13 15:39 ]

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POCKETIKI posted on 06/13/2007

I heard Tiki Chris & Virani le Beachcomber were going!

Trader Jim - Make mine a Mai-Tai, back here at Tiki Towers, Frimley!

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croe67 posted on 06/13/2007

Because I couldn't fit in Exotica59's back seat after Tikibars & Lake Surfer FILLED the back seat with stuff to sell at Hukilau!!!

If you are going to Hukilau, buy Tiki Road Trip 2 (because, if you don't, you might miss a tiki bar next time you're on the road - oh no!!!) & Lake Surfer's ultra-cool carvings so Exotica59 can get better gas mileage on the way home :wink: :wink: :wink:

:drink: :sheckymug:

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pablus posted on 06/13/2007

Orlando is too hot every day of the year.
On the beach it's a different story.

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johnman posted on 06/14/2007

I'm allowed one major Tiki event a year - I chose the New England Tiki Tour for 2007!

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TikiLaLe posted on 06/14/2007

I'm going to Rehab ... Lohan move on over !!!!!

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Sophista-tiki posted on 06/14/2007

I'm graduating from UW Museum studies program. Maybe next year I can come and talk about Polynesia Americana.

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dogbytes posted on 06/14/2007

my roommate Paris got into some trouble and can't share the suite with me. so in solidarity, i'm staying home and baking a cake with a file in it.

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Swamp Tiki posted on 06/14/2007

Blew the wad on restaurant supplies. Headin' to Southern California in November.

Tiki Ti....ALRIGHT!

Swamp

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Tiki-Kate posted on 06/14/2007

I have a headache.

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tekoteko posted on 06/14/2007

On 2007-06-13 17:50, dogbytes wrote:
my roommate Paris got into some trouble and can't share the suite with me. so in solidarity, i'm staying home and baking a cake with a file in it.

I'm not going because I have to go be a witness in court because my uncle got a DUI after I made a cake with rum in it.

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Pyro posted on 06/14/2007

I spent all my money on tiki mugs.

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Tikisgrl posted on 06/14/2007

On 2007-06-13 17:54, tekoteko wrote:

On 2007-06-13 17:50, dogbytes wrote:
my roommate Paris got into some trouble and can't share the suite with me. so in solidarity, i'm staying home and baking a cake with a file in it.

I'm not going because I have to go be a witness in court because my uncle got a DUI after I made a cake with rum in it.

Hey Tekoteko got the recipe for that rum cake? Sounds like it was rum in a cake pan. Guess that won't help dogbytes with her file cake. Got a recipe for Jail House cake?

Oh and I'm not going because? because? I remember! I'm afraid of? What am I afraid of? Oh darn what was this post about?

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tekoteko posted on 06/14/2007

On 2007-06-13 18:04, Tikisgrl wrote:

On 2007-06-13 17:54, tekoteko wrote:

On 2007-06-13 17:50, dogbytes wrote:
my roommate Paris got into some trouble and can't share the suite with me. so in solidarity, i'm staying home and baking a cake with a file in it.

I'm not going because I have to go be a witness in court because my uncle got a DUI after I made a cake with rum in it.

Hey Tekoteko got the recipe for that rum cake? Sounds like it was rum in a cake pan. Guess that won't help dogbytes with her file cake. Got a recipe for Jail House cake?

Oh and I'm not going because? because? I remember! I'm afraid of? What am I afraid of? Oh darn what was this post about?

The recipe is 1 part cake + 1 part rum. Ask my uncle about the jail house cake...turns out a jail house cake IS a rum cake. If you can't handle your liquor!

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senioraqua posted on 06/14/2007

I hear the guy with drug resistant T.B. is honeymoonin' at Hukilau.

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Jungle Trader posted on 06/14/2007

600 mph, 30,000 feet in the air,...room, drinks, roundtrip flight,....600 clams. Been there done that, NEXT.

Swingin' on a vine from tree to tree....10 mph, 30 ft. up in a loin cloth (nice breeze) to Forbidden Island, room, drinks, roundtrip flight........priceless.

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hewey posted on 06/14/2007

I live on the other side of the world, and I lack either the funding or sufficient swallows to transport me there...

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TikiLaLe posted on 06/14/2007

On 2007-06-13 18:16, senioraqua wrote:
I hear the guy with drug resistant T.B. is honeymoonin' at Hukilau.

********* BEST ONE SO FAR !!!!!

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VampiressRN posted on 06/14/2007

No mula....no vacation time....I'll live vicariously through the posted pictures. :(

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bigtikidude posted on 06/14/2007

I've got surf shows to go to here in So. Cal.
oh wait you say surf bands and Robert Drasnin and others are playing there.
Oh hell shoot me now....:(

Jeff(bigtikidude)

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Mike the Headhunter posted on 06/14/2007

Excuses... who needs excuses when you have rum. I'll raise a glass to ya, you lucky punters!

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The Granite Tiki posted on 06/14/2007

This was the year I swore I was going to Hukilau!

But a gig was already in the books once they announced the date!

AAAARRRGGGHHH!

Next year, I hope and pray!

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tikiskip posted on 06/14/2007

I'm in rehab and I could not get a weekend pass.

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Kenike posted on 06/14/2007

Too many earthquakes in Florida.

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croe67 posted on 06/14/2007

On 2007-06-13 22:26, tikiskip wrote:
I'm in rehab and I could not get a weekend pass.

Bamboo Rehab you mean?
Nice work, by the way :wink:

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GROG posted on 06/14/2007

GROG not want get GROG's paper wallet ruined. GROG hear about last year's unfortunate incident and figured GROG shouldn't take the chance.

P.S. Tom Slick----you're a funny guy.

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Ojaitimo posted on 06/15/2007

I'm not into getting a hicky either low or high?

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powerofthetiki posted on 06/15/2007

My probation officer said it would not be a good idea to leave the state at this time

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