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Tiki fans! Check out NEW Tiki print swimwear from Cocksox

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sydneytikigirl posted on 08/17/2007

Tiki Lagoon and Cherry Paradise are the first offerings in the new Cocksox™ Original Prints design series. These prints were designed at the Cocksox™ headquarters in Sydney by the Cocksox™ design team and are absolutely unique, exclusive, rare, individual (where's my thesaurus), um, did I say unique and exclusive to Cocksox™? You get the idea.

Eyeball it daddio... http://www.cocksox.com

[ Edited by: sydneytikigirl 2007-08-17 03:02 ]

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tikigreg posted on 08/17/2007

Oh my.

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Tornhalo posted on 08/17/2007

I'm not sure you want to see me wearing Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. I almost think you would rather my girlfriend wear Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. Cocksox™ brand swimsuits would look a whole lot better on her than I. Maybe GROG like a pair of Cocksox™ brand swimsuits?

In closing, I'd just like to say, Cocksox™ brand swimsuits.

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TikiLaLe posted on 08/17/2007

On 2007-08-17 04:07, Tornhalo wrote:
I'm not sure you want to see me wearing Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. I almost think you would rather my girlfriend wear Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. Cocksox™ brand swimsuits would look a whole lot better on her than I. Maybe GROG like a pair of Cocksox™ brand swimsuits?

In closing, I'd just like to say, Cocksox™ brand swimsuits.

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Why would want your girlfriend to wear a mans swimsuit ???

I would wear this if I wanted the beach all to myself.

Unless of course, some "bears" were at the beach too. They might like it.

..sb

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Tipsy McStagger posted on 08/18/2007

HA!! i'm gonna poke my eyes out!! ..but if you run the cursor over the different colors of briefs available it creates a cool color changing effect...if these actually changed colors like that folks would probably want to buy them...if not to wear but maybe as a fishing lure...

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Tornhalo posted on 08/18/2007

On 2007-08-17 09:55, TikiLaLe wrote:

On 2007-08-17 04:07, Tornhalo wrote:
I'm not sure you want to see me wearing Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. I almost think you would rather my girlfriend wear Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. Cocksox™ brand swimsuits would look a whole lot better on her than I. Maybe GROG like a pair of Cocksox™ brand swimsuits?

In closing, I'd just like to say, Cocksox™ brand swimsuits.

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Why would want your girlfriend to wear a mans swimsuit ???

It looks like the bottom half to a bikini set, that's why.

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BrickHorn posted on 08/19/2007

Aren't the Narragansett Cock Sox one of Boston's single-A farm teams?

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Surf tiki posted on 08/20/2007

Thta is probably one of the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Not only is it a banana hammock, its made by Cocksox!! So if you're wearing it are you sporting a cock sock? Or is it still a meat hanger or nut hugger?


[ Edited by: Surf tiki 2007-08-19 18:12 ]

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Mr. NoNaMe posted on 08/20/2007

You should sell those to male strippers. Or body builders. Or even male body building stippers.

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Haole'akamai posted on 08/21/2007

Goodness, those things are pointy!

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Paipo posted on 08/21/2007

Was anyone sporting one of these poolside at Oasis?
Cocksox are so 1988:

PS We call 'em "Budgie Smugglers" down this way...

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Psycho Tiki D posted on 08/21/2007

Wasn't Buzzy wearing one of these in his recent postcard photo-shoot?

Not that I was looking! :) Not that there is anything wrong with that?

We call them "Banana Hammock's" when no one is listening!

PTD

[ Edited by: Psycho Tiki D 2007-08-20 18:34 ]

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bigbrotiki posted on 08/21/2007

Funny, but nothing comes close to this genius underwear design from the early 2000s:

...this is a picture without nose.

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Mr. NoNaMe posted on 08/21/2007

...this is a picture without nose.

I was gonna ask where the fly was. Now I nose.

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bigbrotiki posted on 08/21/2007

Ya, it is REALLY funny WITH the nose, but somehow, something made me halt the posting of that image. I think I bare enough here already. :D

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Howland posted on 08/22/2007

OK then you chicken livers---I'LL post the pic with nose/hose.

:P :lol:ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCKSOCK OUT!!


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -- Henny Youngman
http://www.myspace.com/bhowland

[ Edited by: surf-n-turf 2007-08-21 20:40 ]

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VampiressRN posted on 08/22/2007

:lol:

I must be the only one that likes that first picture....more cheesecake please!!! Shakedabooti tikiman. :)

Who needs a fly when you have a nose!!!

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bigbrotiki posted on 08/22/2007

On 2007-08-21 20:38, surf-n-turf wrote:
OK then you chicken livers---I'LL post the pic with nose/hose.

Haaa! That rocks! The photoshop wizardry on this site always amazes me. Thank You!

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frostiki posted on 08/22/2007

ah, eyes burning. The horror.

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