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Our 2008 Hot or Not? List
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Tue, Jan 1, 2008 10:25 AM
Here at Woofmutt World Wide we make a lotta money sellin' our carefull researched cultural forecast information to clients all over the planet. But since we like most of yuh, and a coupla of yuh have even bought us drinks, we're givin yuh our 2008 Hot or Not? list (a $199.99 value!) absolutely free! Happy New Year! Now go and amaze yer friends with yer cuttin' edge trendiness! OUT OUT OUT!!!..............IN IN IN!!! Partially cloudy....................Slightly overcast Smiles................................Grins Angry memories..................Bitter regrets Yellow legal pads.................Spiral bound notebooks Landscape maintenance.......Lawn care Mr. Grumpy Face.................Mr. Grouchy Pants Toothless hillbillies...............Witless yokels Googling old classmates.......Ogling hot coworkers Flip-flops.............................Slip ons Sleet...................................Slush Doggy day cares..................Cat spas Blow ups.............................Freak outs Shrubs................................Dwarf trees Italian prosciutto..................Canadian bacon Over the top........................Shoot the moon Plastic surgery.....................Tupperware Body Tape Twilight................................Dusk Ones and fives......................Tens and twenties Charcoal gray.......................Light black Cremation............................Burial at sea Happy Hour..........................Beer-thirty Batman & Robin....................Aquaman & His Mermaid Water Dancers Asphalt.................................Black top Scary clowns.........................Weird mimes Civic mindedness...................Public drunkenness Las Vegas.............................Casino Night at Our Lady of Hope Thursday..............................Tuesday Reality shows........................Staring out the window Chives..................................Green onions Lutheran craft bazaars...........Methodist bake sales Hot pink................................Fluorescent fuschia Starfish.................................Sand dollars Chick flicks............................Dominatrix DVDs Collectibles............................Goodwill donations Soil.......................................Dirt Indifference............................Ennui Sit Spot, sit!...........................Dance monkey, dance! |
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Tue, Jan 1, 2008 4:29 PM
Thanks for trying to keep us in the know. I am so sorry to see Charcoal Gray on the OUTs, as that is my favorite color. I don't think I can slip into the Black option though, so hope Hot Pink will be an acceptable IN. Keep those cards coming Mutt...I luv em. :) |
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Wed, Jan 2, 2008 6:15 PM
yeah for weird mimes! I like '08 already!! |
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Ojaitimo
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Sat, Jan 5, 2008 11:18 AM
Thanks Woofmut. great list except for the Cat Spa vs Doggie Daycare. I used my spa to bathe my cat once, he got really pissed. |
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