The Evil - Put a song in everyone's head Thread

all the single ladies!..all the single ladies...all the single ladies!..all the single ladies...all the single ladies!..all the single ladies...

On 2009-06-09 16:41, lucas vigor wrote:

On 2009-06-09 16:23, KuKu wrote:
Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach

great. Now I am as depressed as I have ever been!

it's all about the evil bro... :evil:

On 2009-06-09 16:20, Tai Won On wrote:
What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs,and over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack,And fits on your back?It's log, log, log

It's log, it's log,It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."

Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log

log log log

hell yeah for Log!!

Jeff(bigtikidude)

LOVE
LOVE
LOVE
Once Bitten
Twice Shy
Baby!

CH-CH-CH-CHIA!

:lol:

This one's for lucas vigor so he can cheer up...

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
everything thats wonderful is what I feel
when we're together.
Brighter than a lucky penny.
When you're here the raindrops disappears
dear and i feel so fine.
Just to know that you are mine.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
thats how this refrain goes.
So come on Join In. Everybody.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
everything thats wonderful is sure to come your way
when your in love to stay.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
everything that's wonderful is what I feel
when we're together.
Brighter than a lucky penny.
When you hear the raindrops disappears
dear and i feel so fine.
Just to know that you are mine.
My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
thats how this refrain goes.
So come on Join In. Everybody.
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
everything thats wonderful is sure to come your way
cause your in love, your in love
and love is here to stay!

This one is TRULY horrible:

It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home

[Chorus:]
I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
And the people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're alone all you do is think

[Chorus]

I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back
I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, and I'm standing tall
I've seen a million faces an I've rocked them all

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted(wanted)dead or alive

I'm a cowboy on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
I got the night on my side
I'm wanted dead or alive
dead or alive
dead or alive
dead or alive

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!

Gonna keep on dancin' to the
rock and roll
On Saturday night, Saturday night
Dancin' to the rhythm in our
heart and soul
On Saturday Night, Saturday night
I-yi-yi-yi I just can't wait,
I-yi-yi-yi I got a date

:)

Hala!!

It's a difficult responsibility
to accept from the number one lawmaker me
Let it known across the land from sea to sea
That there'll be no toymakers to the king.

Okay TWO "You're on my LIST" :wink: That's pure evil. Can't get the song out of my head now!

On 2009-06-12 06:32, Tai Won On wrote:
It's a difficult responsibility
to accept from the number one lawmaker me
Let it known across the land from sea to sea
That there'll be no toymakers to the king.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
He was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine.

Singin' joy to the world, now
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me.

Everybody sing it: Joy to the world, now
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me.

If I were the King of the world
Tell you what I'd do
Throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you
Just make sweet love to you.

Singin' Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea.
Joy to you and me.

--- Instrumental ---

You know I love the ladies
Love to have their fun
I'm a high night flier and a rainbow rider
A straight-shootin' son of a gun.
Yeah, I'm a straight shootin' son of a gun.

Singin' joy to the world, now
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me.

Everybody sing it: Joy to the world, now
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me.

Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me.

Ah, yeah. It'll be all right...

(I always thought it was "throw away the cause and the bahs and the woes" :)

or the Stones --- "I'll never be your pizza burnin"

Have fun gittin' rid of that one...

http://www.guzer.com/animations/more_sex.php

Another daily dose of wrong...

Knock three times
On the ceiling if you want me.
Mmm-hmm, twice on the pipe
If the answer is no.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
'Cause you're in love, you're in love,
And love is here to stay!

Give me one reason to stay here - and Ill turn right back around
Give me one reason to stay here - and Ill turn right back around
Because I dont want leave you lonely
But you got to make me change my mind

Signs Signs Everywhere there's signs

Blocking up the scenery Breaking up my mind

Do this Don't do that Can't you read the sign

And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sigh"

So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house

What gives you the right To put up a fence And keep me out

Or to keep Mother Nature in

If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner

Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.

One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you The Banana Splits Show.

Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Lot's of fun for everyone.

Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one.
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun.
Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.

Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.

We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!

Well, I've never been to Greenland,
And I've never been to Denver,
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul,
And I've never been to Moscow,
And I've never been to Tampa,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

'Cause We're the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!

And I've never hoist the mainstay,
And I've never swabbed the poop deck,
And I've never veer to starboard,
Cause I never sail at all.

And I've never walked the gangplank,
And I've never owned a parrot,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

'Cause were the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
And if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!

Well, I've never plucked a rooster,
And I'm not too good at ping pong,
And I've never thrown my mashed potaters,
Up against the wall.

And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
And I've never gotten head lice,
And I've never been to Boston in the Fall!

And I've never licked a spark plug,
And I've never sniffed a stinkbug,
And I've never painted daises,
On a big red rubber ball.

And I've never bathed in yogurt,
And I don't look good in leggings,
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

We are the pirates who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lie around,
and if you ask us to do anything,
We'll just tell you we don't do anything!

This one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRT8nA665Gs&feature=related

On 2009-06-13 21:08, Bowana wrote:
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.

One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you The Banana Splits Show.

Makin up a mess of fun
Makin up a mess of fun
Lot's of fun for everyone.

Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.

Four banana, three banana, two banana, one.
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun.
Flippin like a pancake, poppin like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.

Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.
Tra la la, la la la la.

Now I wanna hop on my Stingray & go for a ride!

[ Edited by: Big Kahuna 2009-06-14 20:51 ]

if you gotta heart
then Gumby's a part of YOU!

scary if you think about it...

I Love Eggs

Eggs, get your eggs here!
Fresh and white eggs are here!!!
Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle,
thats the best of what you are.
White and tender, surrond the center,
cozy sitting in a crackling shell.
Viatemns and minerals in you.
Oodles of the protiens, too!
Oodle doodle!
Popular and perfect and so complete in every way!
I love you eggs eggs!
Come into my tummy, oh so very yummy.
Crack, crack, crack!
Chipa chipa away your shell and come to me!
Get your eggs! I love you!
Fresh Eggs! I love you!
White eggs! Really really love you so!
Eggs fresh white eggs.
Eggs I really love you like the sky~ above!
Eggs are the best! I love you!
Fresh eggs! I love you!
White eggs! Really really love you so!
Eggs freshwhite eggs!
365 days I really love you so!
I really love you so! mmm! Yummy!

AH! it's so freakin cute!!!

Do you really want to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry

No lyrics, but the noises the keyboard player makes will probably stay with you for a while..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U

Watch this silly man! Geez, what a nut!!

Speaking of head-sticking instrumentals;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn36KqWoi7s&feature=related

Just an old-fashioned love song
One I'm sure they wrote for you and me
Just an old-fashioned love song
Comin' down in 3-part harmony

:music: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
4 hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad times
Lived through some sad times
But this time your hurtin' wouldn't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille :music:

On 2009-06-18 20:13, Bowana wrote:
No lyrics, but the noises the keyboard player makes will probably stay with you for a while..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U

Watch this silly man! Geez, what a nut!!

Wow!!!!!

This was recorded back in the 70's,..it's King Kukulele's first band, featuring a young Squid on drums.. very cool!!

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT
CLAP YOUR HANDS!
:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAKyHhuw1HA

shakeshakeshake
shakeshakeshake
shake your Bootay!
shake your Bootay!

99 RED BALLOONS!

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got.
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone.
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, Something's out there.
Floating in the summer sky.
99 red balloons go by.

99 red balloons.
floating in the summer sky.
Panic bells, it's red alert.
There's something here from somewhere else.
The war machine springs to life.
Opens up one eager eye.
Focusing it on the sky.
Where 99 red balloons go by.

99 Decision Street.
99 ministers meet.
To worry, worry, super-scurry.
Call the troops out in a hurry.
This is what we've waited for.
This is it boys, this is war.
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 Knights of the air
Ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero.
Everyone's a Captain Kirk.
With orders to identify.
To clarify and classify.
Scramble in the summer sky.
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 dreams I have had.
In every one a red balloon.
It's all over and I'm standing pretty.
In this dust that was a city.
If I could find a souvenier.
Just to prove the world was here.
And here is a red balloon
I think of you... and let it go.

For you purists:

99 Luftballons
(happy weekend, heh heh)

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad' an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt

99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Hielt man fuer UFOs aus dem All
Darum schickte ein General
Eine Fliegerstaffel hinterher
Alarm zu geben, wenn es so war
Dabei war da am Horizont
Nur 99 Luftballons

99 Duesenjaeger
Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons

99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer haette das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons
99 Jahre Krieg
Liessen keinen Platz fuer Sieger
Kriegsminister gibt es nicht mehr
Und auch keine Duesenflieger
Heute zieh ich meine Runden
Seh die Welt in Truemmern liegen
Hab' nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen

She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)

She told my baby we'd danced till three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover

Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight

One Tin Soldier (The Legend of Billy Jack)

Listen, children, to a story
That was written long ago,
'Bout a kingdom on a mountain
And the valley-folk below.

On the mountain was a treasure
Buried deep beneath the stone,
And the valley-people swore
They'd have it for their very own.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

So the people of the valley
Sent a message up the hill,
Asking for the buried treasure,
Tons of gold for which they'd kill.

Came an answer from the kingdom,
"With our brothers we will share
All the secrets of our mountain,
All the riches buried there."

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Now the valley cried with anger,
"Mount your horses! Draw your sword!"
And they killed the mountain-people,
So they won their just reward.

Now they stood beside the treasure,
On the mountain, dark and red.
Turned the stone and looked beneath it...
"Peace on Earth" was all it said.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

I'm not gonna go back to review all 9 pages, so if this was already posted....Then you'll know how open to suggestion I am.

anyway....

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKsHtHP_0GA&feature=related

hmmm, Gert and Lennie. No doubt they will fill the void, the vacuum created by MJ's demise.

They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin I'm so
white and nerdy

I'm nerdy in the extreme
whiter than sour cream
I order all of my sammiches with mayonnaise

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

Yo Lugar, that Barry Manilow song, "I Write The Songs"
If this one plays in my head again for 4 daze I'm comin' to get you. I watched this kid sing that song on stage about a month ago. Just a high school kid, tall, skinny, with a 60's Beatle haircut. MOFO got stuck in my head. AAARRRGGGHH!

On 2009-07-03 17:05, Jungle Trader wrote:
Yo Lugar, that Barry Manilow song, "I Write The Songs"
If this one plays in my head again for 4 daze I'm comin' to get you. I watched this kid sing that song on stage about a month ago. Just a high school kid, tall, skinny, with a 60's Beatle haircut. MOFO got stuck in my head. AAARRRGGGHH!

Sorry! It is f-ing horrible!! When I was young, our neighboors used to play that song full blast in their backyard all summer long. It made me want to kill.

I hear ya'

This song is about daytime love making. The naughty type.

I'm talkin' about enjoyin' a bowl of chicken soup, with a reuben... and then makin' dirty reuben love.

If you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, I will fight you. That's no lie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplbDbp6XJQ

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been: when it's right, it's right
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight!
A-a-afternoon deli-ight
A-a-afternoon deli-i-ight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might
try nibbling a little afternoon delight

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight!
A-a-afternoon deli-ight
A-a-afternoon deli-i-ight

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight!
A-a-afternoon deli-ight
A-a-afternoon deli-i-ight
Aa-a-aa-a-aa-a-aa-a-aa-a-aa-a-aaaa...afternoon delight!

Hey...that's MY song!

I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table...and a cuban cigar.

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
no way
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...

NAAAAH!

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

(Spoken)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado
Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow
interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm
gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting 1 mile
per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's
in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when
I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth
on the American Flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers
right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can
do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why Two
words: Nuclear fuckin' weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they
can have all the democracy they want...they can have a big democracy
cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make
a lick of difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not
dead, he's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're
gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know
why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15
million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Lee Marvin

and Sam Peckinpaw

and a case of whisky

and drive to Texas...(HEY, HEY HEY!>

Why don't you shut up and sing the song, pal?

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
A S-S H-O L-E
Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E
Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf
Thoomph A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
Oooooooo

(Spoken)
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it

[ Edited by: Shipwreckjoey 2009-07-04 16:59 ]

Go
go
go
go
go
go go
go
go
go
Quack
quack! Go
go! Quack
quack!
Quack
quack! Go
go! Quack
quack! Go
go!
I went to a party the other night

All the ladies were treatin' me right
Movin' my feet to the disco beat
how in the world could I keep my feet?
Go
go! Go
go! Go
go! Go
go!
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor actin' strange.
Quack
quack! Flappin' my arms
I began to cluck
go
do! Quack!
Look at me
I'm the Disco Duck!
Ah! Let's go
Mama!
I said

Send me a plumber!' Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha!
Disco
Disco Duck. I said

Send me a plumber.'
Disco
Disco
Duck. Ah
let's go Mama!
Try your luck
don't be a cluck.
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco

Disco
Disco Duck. AII right!
Disco
Disco
Duck
oh
get it off
Mama!
Oh Mama
shake your tail feathers
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha!
Ah ! The music stopped
I returned to my seat
But there's no stoppin' a duck in his beat
Quack
quack! Quack
quack!
So I got back up to try my luck

Quack
quack! Quack
quack!
Wanna more! Go
go. Everybody's doing the
Disco
Disco Duck. Disco
Disco Duck.
Try your luck
don't by a cluck
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco
Disco

Disco
Disco
Duck