Tiki oasis ...Missed connections. Looking for a girl I met Sat night late 7th floor

....im looking for a wonderful woman wnom i met Saturday night
7th floor near the elevator
around 1am

We noticed each other about midnight at the
burlesque party show on the 8 th floor. You were with a friend

me. Automotive field.. wearing a hat
you. Insurance.Looking beautiful.

Neither one of us like our jobs

you were at oasis with a couple of girlfriends

i came alone because i didnt want to drag my buddies with
me

we both agreed that we had noticed each other

We shared a moment
And then you left

pm or email me please ..let's talk some more
my email is attached to my profile

[ Edited by: Autotikki 2009-08-18 19:02 ]

[ Edited by: autotikki 2009-08-19 17:27 ]

[ Edited by: Autotikki 2009-08-20 19:15 ]

[ Edited by: Autotikki 2009-08-20 19:22 ]

[ Edited by: Autotikki 2009-08-20 19:22 ]

Friday night. Could have been 12:30ish
By the elevator...I think. Not sure of floor

Me: Preparing for my 18th MaiTai

You: afore mentioned MaiTai

I sat you down only for second, turned and you were gone.
Please come back to me...I have a new Crazy Al mug. :cry:

Sun. by the pool, noon to 4 pm ish.
I was djing,

you
smokin hot little blond in gray and black stripped bikini.
were sun bathing and swimming.

noticed you had a guy with you.
but everytime I looked at you, you were looking at me.
dump the chump, and get with the grump.
:wink:

Jeff(btd)
p.s. can't stop thinking about you.

[ Edited by: bigtikidude 2009-08-18 19:55 ]

Ah, what the heck...

You were helping tend bar at the Ding Dong Devil's room crawl on Friday. After the band finished their set, we chatted for a bit. You had short black hair and said your name was Rita. I came by for the Saturday night show hoping to chat with you some more, but the band started playing again and the room got too crowded. Anyway, I thought you were cool but wasn't sure what to say (I'm never good at these sort of things). I was the guy with the Elvis sideburns and a bright green tiki mug.

Phantom Surfers on the stage.

Me: tall guy with bandaged hand standing in front of the speaker on KuBar side.

You: woman putting caterpillars on the speaker and then showing them to me.

Two questions for you-

1. What were you on so I know not to order that next year? :o :D
2. Where the heck were you finding those caterpillars? :P

saturday just near the pool.
i... i was telling you i had to play with my band but needed you badly.
you.....looked good enough to eat.
smooth buns, full tomatoes
me...drooling at the mouth staring at you as you sizzle in the heat of the moment
you....playing very very hard to get.
me...waiting in line for 40 minutes only to be turned away, never getting to put my lips on you.
whats a man gotta do to get a cheeseburger at tiki oasis??
signed,
still hungry for your love
(next year i'll pack a lunch!)

On 2009-08-19 09:04, martini kings wrote:
saturday just near the pool.
i... i was telling you i had to play with my band but needed you badly.
you.....looked good enough to eat.
smooth buns, full tomatoes
me...drooling at the mouth staring at you as you sizzle in the heat of the moment
you....playing very very hard to get.
me...waiting in line for 40 minutes only to be turned away, never getting to put my lips on you.
whats a man gotta do to get a cheeseburger at tiki oasis??
signed,
still hungry for your love
(next year i'll pack a lunch!)

That is hilarious Tony ....absolutely hilarious.I had the same experience .

Our eyes met from across the room.
I knew we were meant to be.
The clothes you wore only told me you yearned for my Aloha.
You came to me, offering a drink of love that was only suitable for the Gods.
You proceeded to sway the ritual mating dance of the hula.
As I accepted the fact that you and I shall become one,
I realized...

You're the Mystery Drink lady at the Mai Kai during Hukilau.

DOH!

bump......still searching

On 2009-08-19 09:04, martini kings wrote:
saturday just near the pool.
i... i was telling you i had to play with my band but needed you badly.
you.....looked good enough to eat.
smooth buns, full tomatoes
me...drooling at the mouth staring at you as you sizzle in the heat of the moment
you....playing very very hard to get.
me...waiting in line for 40 minutes only to be turned away, never getting to put my lips on you.
whats a man gotta do to get a cheeseburger at tiki oasis??
signed,
still hungry for your love
(next year i'll pack a lunch!)

Tony,
that was a riot man,
too funny,
next year, sit down in the restaurant and order a burger.
better view of the pool area, and the burger is better, than the BBQ one.
trust me.
:wink:

Jeff(btd)

I caught Chlamydia from this girl at Oasis City
She was dressed nice and well spoken
Kinda sweet and awful witty but it’s true
I caught this nasty thing from you
I swear it’s true

Hey there Chlamydia we had drinks and we started kissin
I was drunk and then you jumped me
Now somethin’s gone amiss with my little guy
Thought that I’d be safe between your thighs
That wasn’t wise

Oh what did you give to me? Oww it burns when I go pee
Oh it’s what I do not need, oh this nasty STD

At least I don’t have syphilis and nothin’s fallin off
But I sure hope your other friends don’t feel this way

Chlamydia I promise you that I would get the word to you
If only I had thought to get your name, and that’s a shame

Hey there Chlamydia you gave me this bad infection
Though my mother tried to warn me that I’d better wear protection
Now I do
You know it’s all because of you
Hey there Chlamydia here’s to you
This one’s for you

Oh what did you give to me? Oww it burns when I go pee
Oh it’s what I do not need, oh this nasty STD

yep the ole chlam will get ya every time. ROFLMAO :lol: :wink:

On 2009-08-19 20:10, MadDogMike wrote:
I caught Chlamydia from this girl at Oasis City
She was dressed nice and well spoken
Kinda sweet and awful witty but it’s true
I caught this nasty thing from you
I swear it’s true

Hey there Chlamydia we had drinks and we started kissin
I was drunk and then you jumped me
Now somethin’s gone amiss with my little guy
Thought that I’d be safe between your thighs
That wasn’t wise

Oh what did you give to me? Oww it burns when I go pee

Oh it’s what I do not need, oh this nasty STD

At least I don’t have syphilis and nothin’s fallin off
But I sure hope your other friends don’t feel this way

Chlamydia I promise you that I would get the word to you
If only I had thought to get your name, and that’s a shame

Hey there Chlamydia you gave me this bad infection
Though my mother tried to warn me that I’d better wear protection
Now I do
You know it’s all because of you
Hey there Chlamydia here’s to you
This one’s for you

Oh what did you give to me? Oww it burns when I go pee
Oh it’s what I do not need, oh this nasty STD

Well, my wife just blew her margarita all over the patio. In between my gasps of choking laughter.
Heeelarious!!!!!!!

http://www.greyhoundog.org

[ Edited by: Mr. NoNaMe 2009-08-20 08:28 ]

Hmm? Wahappen?

MadDog Mike went to Oasis
and all he got was a lousy STD....

I made out with a squerril. Just a little.

LOST: a few brain cells, my voice, and a bottle of guava juice imported from New Orleans...

On 2009-08-20 09:53, hodadhank wrote:
I made out with a squerril. Just a little.

Lester is with MaiTai. I hear he's a swinger. Good luck, mate!

On 2009-08-20 12:52, squid wrote:
I hear he's a swinger.

Should I get tested?

That squirrel's been around, man. Bow chica wow wow!

On 2009-08-20 12:53, hodadhank wrote:

On 2009-08-20 12:52, squid wrote:
I hear he's a swinger.

Should I get tested?

For rabies.

and maybe squirrel flu.....

might also wanna get your nuts checked.....

:)

Still looking for that special someone

On 2009-08-20 08:14, little lost tiki wrote:
MadDog Mike went to Oasis
and all he got was a lousy STD....

That's not all I got, I also got this swell signed limited edition portrait of Buzz

That's a great souvenir, MadDog!

On 2009-08-20 19:03, Autotikki wrote:
Still looking for that special someone

She told me she would never be seen with a guy who doesn't know how to spell "tiki."

Sorry,
Buzzy Out!

Is that spelled teaki?

On 2009-08-20 13:20, squid wrote:

On 2009-08-20 12:53, hodadhank wrote:

On 2009-08-20 12:52, squid wrote:
I hear he's a swinger.

Should I get tested?

For rabies.

Most definitely!

wow
you guys make it hard to find someone

but my fault for letting her slip away

Autotikki, we were just trying to help by keeping this topic bumped to the top of the page. Glad we could lend a hand :D

I fall in love all of the time and have to let go at the end of the night without closing the deal. Lucky thing, too.....5 years married. Wife would cut off my nuts and feed em to Lester.

By the way, if you kissed Lester......How'd I taste?

On 2009-08-21 20:07, Autotikki wrote:
wow
you guys make it hard to find someone

but my fault for letting her slip away