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Post pictures of Yourself when you were thin and good looking!Bonus Cardigan Discussion.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Touche, sir!

You can title that one "Here I am holding my invisible pride."

:lol:

[ Edited by: Tiki Joe's Pop 2009-07-09 11:04 ]

Now I have grown my own insulating wetsuit......

Pics from my punk rock/jarhead days....


Horray! Love these pics - lookin pretty tough there boys!

I may not have been good looking, but I was definitely thin! :D At a triathlon about 1985. They number you with a Sharpie so they can identify you when they pull your body from the water (it's not like there was room for a wallet in those shorts!) Why did I get number 13!?

Rad CrumbCatcher Mike!
What are you saying?
You were CASTRO STREET HOT in that picture! :lol:

Keep em coming folks!

B

On 2009-08-16 14:35, MadDogMike wrote:
I may not have been good looking, but I was definitely thin! :D At a triathlon about 1985. They number you with a Sharpie so they can identify you when they pull your body from the water (it's not like there was room for a wallet in those shorts!) Why did I get number 13!?

That's actually Jeff Foxworthy...you might be a redneck if...!

What a coincidence, I am a redneck

B

On 2009-08-19 14:15, MadDogMike wrote:
What a coincidence, I am a redneck

LOL - I think I fall into the white trash category myself!

Don't worry - I'm waiting for some pics of me when I was young and thin - then I'll really scare ya'll with current pics!

BRING IT BEAD!
:)

B

Okay, here I am at my thinnest (well, at least since before the 3rd grade when I got my tonsils out and ballooned up 2 sizes that summer!) - I was 18 and, obviously, that's my mom next to me (no, not the grizzled old white guy!).

And now me at the Winter Seattle Home Bar Tour 2008 (45 years old):

Woohoo's gonna kill me, but....
This is when she was a little girl:

Bead and WooHoo!
The years have been kind!
Karen looks exactly like she did as a little girl!!!
:lol:

MadDogMike, I've got one word; Pornstache! :lol:

On 2009-08-20 07:50, little lost tiki wrote:
Bead and WooHoo!
The years have been kind!
Karen looks exactly like she did as a little girl!!!
:lol:

Thanks LLT - YOU are too kind!

T

Alright, lemme hop on this train o'shame...

Newborn me 'n dad -

This is either me or a plastic doll (crib by Witco) -

One of those 'turn my back for a second...' shots (first and last attempt at mug-sculpture) -

After Batman saves me from thieves trying to steal my awesome pants (and Tinkertoys) -

Me and Scott Ian after an Anthrax show, 1988 -

A classier (if you can call it that) metal look a little later -

Soon followed by my foray and immersion into punk... and apparently heroin...

Forward ten years, practicing pretentious-photographer look in mirror -

Ten more years... Hey girls! He's single and available!!!

I hold no limit when it comes to embarrassing myself...

Awesome pants1

and a most cool Crass shirt!

Thanks for playing

you as a plastic baby......creeples!
:)

another one who looks just like his dad! Witco crib! haha!

Kinny, I thought you were incommunicado?

while i was cruising i was..
i'm back Mikey!

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Bump!
This threads needs to continue.

G
GROG posted on Sat, Jan 9, 2010 11:01 AM

GROG when GROG was 27.

GROG in GROG' mid 40s.

Like fine wine, some things just get better with age.

found some, younger, thinner, ...




heres a couple more

[ Edited by: Sophista-tiki 2010-01-11 13:19 ]

HUBBA HUBBA :o

:D

RAWR!

Go Dawn Go!

H

This picture was taken around 1984 or 85 with my new drum set in the background. I was in a garage band...literally

This one was about a year later. God I want through a LOT of hair spray!!

On 2010-01-12 17:14, happychi wrote:
This picture was taken around 1984 or 85 with my new drum set in the background. I was in a garage band...literally

This one was about a year later. God I want through a LOT of hair spray!!

Punk chicks rule!!!!


Fat


1978 skinny


1984 skinny


My girlfriend today.


The baby Andy and Debbie do not like to talk about.

B

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Where can I get a family photo with Kenny's head attached?! I WANT one!

That is ONE weird lookin kid!

Stacey..... You are a HELLCAT!
Wish i had stock in Aquanet back then!

And Doug!
I wish we would've dated when you were skinnier!
:)

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Thanks GROG,DAWN,STACEY,and DOUGHORNE!
Most of us actually aged quite well....except Ernie,of course....

I know there's still a lotta yews out there
who'd rather laugh than post....
Look at half these folks...
You MOST CERTAINLY look better than that batch of Unaesthetics!
:lol:

Let's see some more,Lurkers!
:)

W

I dunno if this exactly fits but here's a pic of me in the 90s at the Golden Nugget in Vegas. This was before a big remodel and all the rooms had the delightful wall paper you can see in the pic with matching curtains and bedspreads. It was like a grandmother's dream interior.

I went junking and scored the swell shirt in the pic. Back at the room I noticed the floral placement was common to the wallpaper. Hence the pic. It looks similar to an image from an unwatchable film from the 2000s but my pic came first.

(my hair stickin uplike that wasn't some attempt at cool, it was just stickin up.)

sad....
seems you were never thin or good looking woofy! :lol:
Great pic,tho!

Only a man such as yourself could pull off that Urban Craft Camoflague look...
Kudos!

W

As I said, I didn't think the pic went here, really, but as you started the thread I was more than willing to try and screw it up.

Here's 1983:

Woof, my wife made the mistake years ago of wearing a turquoise blouse to the DMV. Turned out to be the exact same color as their photo backdrop and now she has a "Floating Head" on her driver's license for the rest of her life.

Nice floating head! I think you look handsome, Kinny's vision is just clouded by envy (or lust)

H

Woof's hot!

B

Mike - will your wife allow you to post that photo?! I would LOVE to see that floating head act!

I've seen it twice!
It's on You Tube.

TM

On 2010-01-12 17:28, Swamp Fire wrote:

On 2010-01-12 17:14, happychi wrote:
This picture was taken around 1984 or 85 with my new drum set in the background. I was in a garage band...literally

This one was about a year later. God I want through a LOT of hair spray!!

Punk chicks rule!!!!

Agreed! Totally cool!

TM

On 2010-01-13 15:52, woofmutt wrote:
I dunno if this exactly fits but here's a pic of me in the 90s at the Golden Nugget in Vegas. This was before a big remodel and all the rooms had the delightful wall paper you can see in the pic with matching curtains and bedspreads. It was like a grandmother's dream interior.

I went junking and scored the swell shirt in the pic. Back at the room I noticed the floral placement was common to the wallpaper. Hence the pic. It looks similar to an image from an unwatchable film from the 2000s but my pic came first.

(my hair stickin uplike that wasn't some attempt at cool, it was just stickin up.)

The snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

Not a great scan, the anti-counterfeit holograms screw it up.

If you don't have any tickets or other indiscretions, California sends you a new license in the mail every 4 years with the same old picture on it. Leslie has has the same floating head pic for probably 15 years and no prospect of getting rid of it in the foreseeable future :lol:

AND, counter to this thread title, my wife is MORE beautiful every year :D

AGREED MIKE!
You got lucky,it seems....

And upon viewing Woofy's 1983 photo
i stand corrected...

Woofmuff is HAWTER than HAWT!
Not as HAWT as HappyChiHawk.tho....
(but that's more a hair thing than anything)
and i say that in a Straight guy/married kind of way.
:)

W
  1. Mrs Mad Dog looks like she might have special insight into ancient secrets reveled unto her by a Visitor from the future past of Xerninn 7.

  2. Those pics of me are pictures from the past. Any comments about my rumored hotness should be expressed in the past tense. But ideally they shouldn't be expressed at all because the focus should be on the true enlightenment the Church of the Xerninny has brought to Earth in these troubled times. Raise your inner sight and look to the New Dawning of Tomorrow's Sun and let the Peace of the Empty Wave wash over you as it forever rolls in from the Universal Sea of Light.

Hey, Mike! It's nice to see I'm not the only member of the "What's she doing with him?" club on TC. :lol:

On 2010-01-14 10:15, Big Kahuna wrote:
Hey, Mike! It's nice to see I'm not the only member of the "What's she doing with him?" club on TC. :lol:

So you're married to Mike's wife as well?
How does that work?
:lol:

C'mon Folks!
Let's see some more pictures of y'all
all dolled up and young and hansome an such!
:)

Z
Zeta posted on Tue, Jan 19, 2010 8:32 AM

O.K. juat de jell...

Angry days
Before being a nerd was cool

B

On 2010-01-14 07:19, MadDogMike wrote:
Not a great scan, the anti-counterfeit holograms screw it up.

If you don't have any tickets or other indiscretions, California sends you a new license in the mail every 4 years with the same old picture on it. Leslie has has the same floating head pic for probably 15 years and no prospect of getting rid of it in the foreseeable future :lol:

AND, counter to this thread title, my wife is MORE beautiful every year :D

Wow! You weren't kidding about the "floating head" look. Here in WA they make you come in and get a new pic every 4 years - maybe CA should consider that too. Is it true, though, that AZ has a 40 year license? I find it hard to believe - they must not need the extra revenue! I think an updated pic would be mandatory - I hardly look like I did in the '80s! Thank your wife for letting us see!

Great Picture Zeta!
All cleancut!
What a nice boy!

[ Edited by: surfalaia 2010-09-27 00:10 ]

On 2010-01-20 10:41, surfalaia wrote:

Is it true, though, that AZ has a 40 year license? I find it hard to believe - they must not need the extra revenue! I think an updated pic would be mandatory - I hardly look like I did in the '80s!

AZ licenses are good until your 65th birthday. You're asked to get your photo updated every five years (for a $5 fee), but it's not enforced and no one does it. A 16 year old kid getting his/her license today will be able to carry it for 49 years!

Wow - that's amazing! How are the police supposed to know what you look like 30 years later?! Do they have age-enhancing machinery on-board their police cars?!

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