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Where are all the Cute single Tiki gals????

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TWD The Witch Doctor Member The Trailer Park Joined: Aug 26, 2004 Posts: 454	TWD The Witch Doctor Posted posted on Wed, Jan 6, 2010 8:26 PM where are all the single tiki gals??? its cold over here and I'm lonely..hahahahahhaha its like 18 over here tonight and we have Rain on the way, ..I think i will freeze to death tonight so if you guys and Gals don't hear from the O' Witch Doctor its because I'm a Human Popsicle where is that Sun , I've heard so much about?????
E exquisitecorpse Tiki Socialite philadelphia Joined: Feb 26, 2009 Posts: 330	E exquisitecorpse Posted posted on Wed, Jan 6, 2010 9:50 PM having "kill_your_girlfriend" as a screen name might be driving them away; just saying.
TS Tom Slick Tiki Socialite The Beaches of South Bay, SoCal Joined: Aug 26, 2005 Posts: 1093	TS Tom Slick Posted posted on Wed, Jan 6, 2010 10:28 PM Must be nice to be able to collect "tiki girls"...I've only seemed to acquire one, but I digress, I live in CA, not UT, so who knows?... :lol:
L leleliz Tiki Socialite NorCal Joined: Sep 02, 2008 Posts: 1982	L leleliz Posted posted on Wed, Jan 6, 2010 10:37 PM My question is... Where are all the cute single tiki guys???
H Haole'akamai Member The Polynesian Port of NOLA Joined: Jul 07, 2005 Posts: 2276	H Haole'akamai Posted posted on Wed, Jan 6, 2010 10:39 PM On 2010-01-06 21:50, exquisitecorpse wrote: having "kill_your_girlfriend" as a screen name might be driving them away; just saying. ditto on that.
B bigbrotiki Tiki Socialite Tiki Island, above the Silverlake Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 11621	B bigbrotiki Posted posted on Wed, Jan 6, 2010 10:48 PM We are into this for the appreciation of art, not such lowlier interests! File under "Collecting Titi" [ Edited by: bigbrotiki 2010-01-07 09:03 ]
BK Big Kahuna Member SoMass Joined: Apr 11, 2007 Posts: 2486	BK Big Kahuna Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 7:36 AM Sven, that's beautiful!
TM Tipsy McStagger Tiki Socialite HELL Joined: Nov 21, 2004 Posts: 3685	TM Tipsy McStagger Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 7:55 AM ..they are all buried in tikibars(james t.) basement !!!
TWD The Witch Doctor Member The Trailer Park Joined: Aug 26, 2004 Posts: 454	TWD The Witch Doctor Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 8:17 AM well my last Girlfriend did call me a MONSTER!!!! "Sweetness, now you know that I'm a Monster"
T TIKIVILLE Member Edmonton Alberta Canada Joined: Sep 22, 2008 Posts: 637	T TIKIVILLE Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 10:48 AM On 2010-01-06 22:37, leleliz wrote: My question is... Where are all the cute single tiki guys??? HERE I AM ! lol
L leleliz Tiki Socialite NorCal Joined: Sep 02, 2008 Posts: 1982	L leleliz Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 10:56 AM umm...where are all the cute, single LOCAL tiki guys! lol
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 11:31 AM THERE ARE NONE LELELIZ! All the single guys in the scene are ugly,fat,balding,stupid,and have a strange sense of fashion as well as being alcoholics... You may do better looking for men from some spiffier scene! Plus,you forget that workplace rule (altered a bit for this forum) "Don't Poop where you post" Good Luck!
BB Bora Boris Mr. Unreasonable Boogie Wonderland Joined: Mar 25, 2005 Posts: 2592	BB Bora Boris Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 11:41 AM On 2010-01-07 11:31, little lost tiki wrote: THERE ARE NONE LELELIZ! All the single guys in the scene are ugly,fat,balding,stupid,and have a strange sense of fashion as well as being alcoholics... You may do better looking for men from some spiffier scene! Plus,you forget that workplace rule (altered a bit for this forum) "Don't Poop where you post" Good Luck! Who are you calling stupid?
T TikiG Tiki Socialite Riverside, California Joined: Jun 17, 2008 Posts: 1560	T TikiG Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 11:55 AM and who are you calling acholol..hic?
H Haole'akamai Member The Polynesian Port of NOLA Joined: Jul 07, 2005 Posts: 2276	H Haole'akamai Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 12:01 PM Now now, BoraBoris and TikiG! Girls, you're both pretty! Remind me, again, why this is in Collecting Tiki?
R ravenne Member Joined: Jul 07, 2005 Posts: 1015	R ravenne Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 1:27 PM On 2010-01-07 11:31, little lost tiki wrote: THERE ARE NONE LELELIZ! All the single guys in the scene are ugly,fat,balding,stupid,and have a strange sense of fashion as well as being alcoholics... You may do better looking for men from some spiffier scene! Plus,you forget that workplace rule (altered a bit for this forum) "Don't Poop where you post" Good Luck! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
JT Jungle Trader Member Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca. Joined: Jan 04, 2003 Posts: 3772	JT Jungle Trader Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 3:23 PM On 2010-01-07 11:31, little lost tiki wrote: All the single guys in the scene are ugly,fat,balding,stupid,and have a strange sense of fashion as well as being alcoholics... (Married guys as well) Wait, my wife dresses me. Who needs peyote when you have Smuggler's Cove. [ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2010-01-07 15:26 ]
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 4:01 PM :lol: soooooo true!
B bigbrotiki Tiki Socialite Tiki Island, above the Silverlake Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 11621	B bigbrotiki Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 4:05 PM On 2010-01-07 15:23, Jungle Trader wrote: Wait, my wife dresses me. Somebody has to when we lie around in our alcoholic stupor! Aloha shirts camouflage barf the best.
M MadDogMike Grand Member (8 years) The Anvil of the Sun Joined: Mar 30, 2008 Posts: 11053	M MadDogMike Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 4:15 PM Would you settle for semi-cute or semi-single?
T tikithomas08 Member San Diego CA Joined: Apr 10, 2007 Posts: 528	T tikithomas08 Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 4:21 PM someone should make a tiki singles dating site, haha [ Edited by: tikithomas08 2010-01-07 16:22 ]
B bigbrotiki Tiki Socialite Tiki Island, above the Silverlake Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 11621	B bigbrotiki Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 4:28 PM ...waiting for a Tiki shingles joke next:
TWD The Witch Doctor Member The Trailer Park Joined: Aug 26, 2004 Posts: 454	TWD The Witch Doctor Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 8:17 PM drink it up gals!! Meet The Witch Doctor "The Last Of The Famous International playboys"
L leleliz Tiki Socialite NorCal Joined: Sep 02, 2008 Posts: 1982	L leleliz Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 8:21 PM That's a mighty big...er...hat you have there doc!
TWD The Witch Doctor Member The Trailer Park Joined: Aug 26, 2004 Posts: 454	TWD The Witch Doctor Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 8:30 PM you know RocKaBilly Rebels don't go to school.....
B bigbrotiki Tiki Socialite Tiki Island, above the Silverlake Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 11621	B bigbrotiki Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 9:05 PM I'll have you know that, according to Polynesian pop legend, Hoss (Dan Blocker)... was a regular at Pantley's Pagan Hut: ...which brings us back to the African pop primitivism thread :)
ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Tiki Socialite Costa Misery Joined: Jul 19, 2009 Posts: 7118	ATP Atomic Tiki Punk Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 9:18 PM And again all threads lead back to "The Jungle-style Thread - Pop Culture Iconography of the Dark Continent" The student becomes the master. :lol: and "The Witch Doctor" still can't find a date..........:lol: :lol: :lol:
1 1961surf Tiki Socialite Newport Beach, Ca . Joined: May 03, 2007 Posts: 2065	1 1961surf Posted posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 9:27 PM Id toss you a couple of bones Hoss , but you are on the other side of the planet!
BB Bongo Bungalow Member Indiana Joined: Aug 20, 2007 Posts: 1295	BB Bongo Bungalow Posted posted on Fri, Jan 8, 2010 6:47 AM I have been collecting Hot Tiki Girls for some time now:
TWD The Witch Doctor Member The Trailer Park Joined: Aug 26, 2004 Posts: 454	TWD The Witch Doctor Posted posted on Fri, Jan 8, 2010 7:15 AM SWEET!!!!! I did have a date with this cute gal the other night but when she came over she freaked out at my house said it looked like the Munsters or addams Family on Crack she was really freaked out about my shrunken head.. (doesn't everyone have one??) so she split the scene ..DAMM ANOTHER ONE GOT AWAY...HAHAHAHAH
JD Johnny Dollar Tiki Socialite Flyover, Missourah Joined: Oct 01, 2003 Posts: 3159	JD Johnny Dollar Posted posted on Fri, Jan 8, 2010 8:12 AM On 2010-01-07 11:31, little lost tiki wrote: All the single guys in the scene are ugly,fat,balding,stupid,and have a strange sense of fashion as well as being alcoholics... don't forget "usually with facial hair..."
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Fri, Jan 8, 2010 10:12 AM and shrunken heads hanging in their home! :lol: Keep on plugging Witch Doctor! You'll find your Queen Wahine!
B Babalu Tiki Socialite Lemon Grove Joined: Nov 19, 2006 Posts: 2518	B Babalu Posted posted on Fri, Jan 8, 2010 2:12 PM On 2010-01-08 07:15, The Witch Doctor wrote: I did have a date with this cute gal the other night but when she came over she was really freaked out about my shrunken head.. (doesn't everyone have one??) so she split the scene ..DAMM ANOTHER ONE GOT AWAY...HAHAHAHAH Viagra might help? :)
IK Iokona Ki'i Member SoCal Joined: Nov 14, 2008 Posts: 816	IK Iokona Ki'i Posted posted on Fri, Jan 8, 2010 2:36 PM Or "Roofies"
M MadDogMike Grand Member (8 years) The Anvil of the Sun Joined: Mar 30, 2008 Posts: 11053	M MadDogMike Posted posted on Sat, Jan 9, 2010 7:17 AM :lol: I see this thread got banished to Bilge where it belonged! :lol:
TM tiki mick Tiki Socialite SOCAL Joined: May 12, 2004 Posts: 4094	TM tiki mick Posted posted on Sat, Jan 9, 2010 8:48 AM On 2010-01-07 20:17, The Witch Doctor wrote: drink it up gals!! Meet The Witch Doctor "The Last Of The Famous International playboys" Wait a sec! I thought Chris Penn was dead???? here's a good tip for scoring chicks, (and one that I always have to remind myself about). On the first date, don't use the phrase "It rubs the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose".....really, it's a total deal breaker!
JT Jungle Trader Member Trader's Jungle Outpost, Turlock, Ca. Joined: Jan 04, 2003 Posts: 3772	JT Jungle Trader Posted posted on Sat, Jan 9, 2010 1:13 PM When you pop the cap off yer next beer, tell her it's yer second favorite sound. This will arouse her curiosity and perhaps something else.
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Sun, Jan 10, 2010 12:36 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGdqcez2JM
T twitch Tiki Socialite Vacant lot where T. Vic's, Van. was Joined: May 12, 2006 Posts: 432	T twitch Posted posted on Mon, Jan 11, 2010 10:01 AM Keep tryin'! There's someone out there for everyone. Proof: my buddy since high school was seeing one girl in University (after several other failed attempts). After a while he gave her a 'love' note with some of his demented rambling along with a still from the movie "Cannibal Holocaust" (if you don't know the infamous scene, google it - it'll most likely be the first image to come up!) attached. 20 years later, they're still together & have 5 kids. Show who you are at heart, don't hide nothin', someone'll find ya. (He's a lawyer, btw.)
W woofmutt Member Seattilite Telstar Joined: Mar 26, 2002 Posts: 2639	W woofmutt Posted posted on Mon, Jan 11, 2010 11:00 AM "There's someone out there for everyone." Now yuh've got me paranoid.
LLT little lost tiki Tiki Socialite Orange,CA-right near the Circle! Joined: Jun 12, 2006 Posts: 7763	LLT little lost tiki Posted posted on Mon, Jan 11, 2010 11:28 AM except you ,Woofie! Nature DOES have some Safety Features,y'know! :lol:
K kikekeki Member the River of Grass in FlourDough Joined: Oct 13, 2006 Posts: 358	K kikekeki Posted posted on Mon, Jan 11, 2010 4:38 PM Why do I see mostly guys posting on here?
M MadDogMike Grand Member (8 years) The Anvil of the Sun Joined: Mar 30, 2008 Posts: 11053	M MadDogMike Posted posted on Mon, Jan 11, 2010 9:13 PM Twich, thanks - I'm not sure I will ever get that image out of my brain :o kikekeki - I haven't seen any official stats, but I'm thinking probably 75% of the active members are male.
TM Tipsy McStagger Tiki Socialite HELL Joined: Nov 21, 2004 Posts: 3685	TM Tipsy McStagger Posted posted on Mon, Jan 11, 2010 9:44 PM On 2010-01-08 14:36, Iokona Ki'i wrote: Or "Roofies" ..those will just give you a bad case of "shingles".....
1 1961surf Tiki Socialite Newport Beach, Ca . Joined: May 03, 2007 Posts: 2065	1 1961surf Posted posted on Tue, Jan 12, 2010 3:54 PM And the funny lines just keep on rolling !!!

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