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Where are all the Cute single Tiki gals????

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where are all the single tiki gals??? its cold over here and I'm lonely..hahahahahhaha

its like 18 over here tonight and we have Rain on the way, ..I think i will freeze to death tonight so if you guys and Gals don't hear from the O' Witch Doctor its because I'm a Human Popsicle

where is that Sun , I've heard so much about?????

having "kill_your_girlfriend" as a screen name might be driving them away; just saying.

TS

Must be nice to be able to collect "tiki girls"...I've only seemed to acquire one, but I digress, I live in CA, not UT, so who knows?... :lol:

L

My question is...

Where are all the cute single tiki guys???

On 2010-01-06 21:50, exquisitecorpse wrote:
having "kill_your_girlfriend" as a screen name might be driving them away; just saying.

ditto on that.

We are into this for the appreciation of art, not such lowlier interests!

File under "Collecting Titi"

[ Edited by: bigbrotiki 2010-01-07 09:03 ]

BK

Sven, that's beautiful!

..they are all buried in tikibars(james t.) basement !!!

well my last Girlfriend did call me a MONSTER!!!!

"Sweetness, now you know that I'm a Monster"

On 2010-01-06 22:37, leleliz wrote:
My question is...

Where are all the cute single tiki guys???

HERE I AM ! lol

L

umm...where are all the cute, single LOCAL tiki guys!

lol

THERE ARE NONE LELELIZ!

All the single guys in the scene
are ugly,fat,balding,stupid,and have a strange sense of fashion
as well as being alcoholics...
You may do better looking for men from some spiffier scene!
Plus,you forget that workplace rule
(altered a bit for this forum)
"Don't Poop where you post"

Good Luck!

On 2010-01-07 11:31, little lost tiki wrote:
THERE ARE NONE LELELIZ!

All the single guys in the scene
are ugly,fat,balding,stupid,and have a strange sense of fashion
as well as being alcoholics...
You may do better looking for men from some spiffier scene!
Plus,you forget that workplace rule
(altered a bit for this forum)
"Don't Poop where you post"

Good Luck!

Who are you calling stupid?

T
TikiG posted on Thu, Jan 7, 2010 11:55 AM

and who are you calling acholol..hic?

Now now, BoraBoris and TikiG! Girls, you're both pretty!

Remind me, again, why this is in Collecting Tiki?

R

On 2010-01-07 11:31, little lost tiki wrote:
THERE ARE NONE LELELIZ!

All the single guys in the scene
are ugly,fat,balding,stupid,and have a strange sense of fashion
as well as being alcoholics...
You may do better looking for men from some spiffier scene!
Plus,you forget that workplace rule
(altered a bit for this forum)
"Don't Poop where you post"

Good Luck!

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On 2010-01-07 11:31, little lost tiki wrote:

All the single guys in the scene
are ugly,fat,balding,stupid,and have a strange sense of fashion
as well as being alcoholics...

(Married guys as well)
Wait, my wife dresses me.



Who needs peyote when you have Smuggler's Cove.

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader 2010-01-07 15:26 ]

:lol:

soooooo true!

On 2010-01-07 15:23, Jungle Trader wrote:
Wait, my wife dresses me.

Somebody has to when we lie around in our alcoholic stupor! Aloha shirts camouflage barf the best.

Would you settle for semi-cute or semi-single?

someone should make a tiki singles dating site, haha

[ Edited by: tikithomas08 2010-01-07 16:22 ]

...waiting for a Tiki shingles joke next:

drink it up gals!! Meet The Witch Doctor "The Last Of The Famous International playboys"

L

That's a mighty big...er...hat you have there doc!

you know RocKaBilly Rebels don't go to school.....

I'll have you know that, according to Polynesian pop legend, Hoss (Dan Blocker)...

was a regular at Pantley's Pagan Hut:

...which brings us back to the African pop primitivism thread :)

And again all threads lead back to "The Jungle-style Thread - Pop Culture Iconography of the Dark Continent"
The student becomes the master.
:lol: and "The Witch Doctor" still can't find a date..........:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Id toss you a couple of bones Hoss , but you are on the other side of the planet!

I have been collecting Hot Tiki Girls for some time now:

SWEET!!!!!

I did have a date with this cute gal the other night but when she came over she freaked out at my house said it looked like the Munsters or addams Family on Crack she was really freaked out about my shrunken head.. (doesn't everyone have one??) so she split the scene ..DAMM ANOTHER ONE GOT AWAY...HAHAHAHAH

On 2010-01-07 11:31, little lost tiki wrote:
All the single guys in the scene
are ugly,fat,balding,stupid,and have a strange sense of fashion
as well as being alcoholics...

don't forget "usually with facial hair..."

and shrunken heads hanging in their home! :lol:

Keep on plugging Witch Doctor!
You'll find your Queen Wahine!

B
Babalu posted on Fri, Jan 8, 2010 2:12 PM

On 2010-01-08 07:15, The Witch Doctor wrote:

I did have a date with this cute gal the other night but when she came over she was really freaked out about my shrunken head.. (doesn't everyone have one??) so she split the scene ..DAMM ANOTHER ONE GOT AWAY...HAHAHAHAH

Viagra might help? :)

Or "Roofies"

:lol: I see this thread got banished to Bilge where it belonged! :lol:

TM

On 2010-01-07 20:17, The Witch Doctor wrote:
drink it up gals!! Meet The Witch Doctor "The Last Of The Famous International playboys"

Wait a sec! I thought Chris Penn was dead????

here's a good tip for scoring chicks, (and one that I always have to remind myself about).

On the first date, don't use the phrase "It rubs the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose".....really, it's a total deal breaker!

When you pop the cap off yer next beer, tell her it's yer second favorite sound. This will arouse her curiosity and perhaps something else.

T

Keep tryin'!

There's someone out there for everyone.
Proof: my buddy since high school was seeing one girl in University (after several other failed attempts). After a while he gave her a 'love' note with some of his demented rambling along with a still from the movie "Cannibal Holocaust" (if you don't know the infamous scene, google it - it'll most likely be the first image to come up!) attached.
20 years later, they're still together & have 5 kids.

Show who you are at heart, don't hide nothin', someone'll find ya. (He's a lawyer, btw.)

"There's someone out there for everyone."

Now yuh've got me paranoid.

except you ,Woofie!

Nature DOES have some Safety Features,y'know!
:lol:

K

Why do I see mostly guys posting on here?

Twich, thanks - I'm not sure I will ever get that image out of my brain :o

kikekeki - I haven't seen any official stats, but I'm thinking probably 75% of the active members are male.

On 2010-01-08 14:36, Iokona Ki'i wrote:
Or "Roofies"

..those will just give you a bad case of "shingles".....

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And the funny lines just keep on rolling !!!

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