Adventures on Viagra

:D

Here's an old one:

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's office.

She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes off the table, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right then and there on the table."

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Naah..." she says, "that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."

This is funny because what we assumed to have been an impromptu act of passion at home actually happened in a public place. Humor is often based on our perception of a situation being changed in the punchline.

The thing I like about Viagra ads are the happy couples doing things and smiling at each other. What they're really happy about is his boner.

One print ad I saw showed a couple smiling and dancing. There was the usual blah-blah-blah about Viagra but to me the ad was captioned "We're celebrating his boner!

Funny how a boner at age eleven can be the worst thing in the world but 44 years later a boner is considered something to dance about.

I asked my doctor if Levitra was right for me, I thought it would help me throw a football better.

what i wonder is why taking those pills makes cool jazz start playing. couldn't i get the one that makes barry white play?

or you could punk your friend by slipping him one that plays polka music.

I would like to propose Trashagra where guys can HARDly wait to take out the trash!!!

Someone should come up with some specific exercises so Viagra is not needed.

On 2010-09-03 07:49, Johnny Dollar wrote:
what i wonder is why taking those pills makes cool jazz start playing. couldn't i get the one that makes barry white play?

or you could punk your friend by slipping him one that plays polka music.

Don't the new commercials for Viagra now have "Smokestack Lightning" by Howlin' Wolf playing in the background?

That's as subtle as a rocket launching, as a volcano erupting or a train going in a tunnel.

[->>King Bushwich 33rd

Speaking of subtlety, I love that all the Enzyte commercial have WOOD as a background for any text screens :lol:

TIKI-GROG
Get better soon Tiki-Kate

[ Edited by: GROG 2010-09-03 10:42 ]

Around 10 years ago
Did a viagra with some alcohol and "stimulants" once with a "friend".
now THAT was a good time....
:)

i wonder why cialis has the man and woman sitting in separate bath tubs.. i could understand 1.....but 2 tubs. thats a BIG BONER....OH MYYYYYYY!

also, i hate the viagra commercial with a garage band in their 50's singing viva viagra" to "viva las vegas" melody.

this is no lie. this is viagra HQ.

There used to be a building with the same shrub combos around it in Seattle and I think it was a funeral home.

now... a funeral home with boner bushs is just plain funny.

"Boner bush" is just plain funny.

why yes... yes it is. boner bush.

yah woof I laugh at those ads too. Not only 2 bathtubs, but in a foresty meadow. Happy Boners.