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That Would Be A Great Band Name!

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If you're into music or have ever been in/thought of starting up a band there's a good chance you've thought of a few dozen really swell band names over the years. Probably every time you hear or mishear an interesting phrase you've thought to yourself or exclaimed to your friends (if you have any) "That would be a great band name!"

So here's a thread for great band names that to the best of your knowledge have never been used by a band.

There may be a website already covering this idea but so what? All that matters is Bilge.

There is already a thread started by Johnny Dollar in Beyond Tiki I Just Came Up With A Great Name For A Rock Band. But that thread is a mix of "That would be a great band name!" and "great" names for actual bands. And technically it's for rock bands.

This thread is for great band names that to the best of your knowledge have never been used by a band. So if you once had a band and your band had a great band name it should probably be posted in Johhnny Dollar's thread.

(Hmmm...Johhnny Dollar's Threads. That would be a great band name!)

**"That would be a great band name!"

-----MASTER LIST-----**

A list of all the "great" band names posted below.

**NOTE:

*Band names were merely cut and pasted.

Spelling errors were assumed intentional.

Explanation and attributions of the names have been left out.

Names derived from Tiki Central handles or comments on this thread have been left out.*

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KY phosis and the osteophites
Demon Dave and the Sippycups
The Baby Punchers
Rockem Sockem Robots
The Party Crashers
The Cock-Tails
Steroid Carrot Top
Krispy & the Critters
The Ape Shit Slingers
Brain Dead Politicos
Jesus & the Diablos
horney dolphins of doom
sledge and tha hammers
Lance Leech & the BloodSuckers
deleted tiki bong
Fast Dickie & the Go-Nads
The Nipple Biters
The He-Whores
Mangina
the Flaming Vajayjays
the luscious nipples
the Bruised Peace Activist Ensemble
Billy Bob and the Bromancers
Micky & the Mouse Tears
post no bills
falling rock
The Foolish Mortals
Clown Car Police Chase
Leather Clad Cheerleaders
Scottish Clowndoctors
Danny and the Deflectors
the Deflectors
The Magda Lenas
Irritable Band Syndrome
Captain HArdon
Redacted!
Cocktails with LuLu
The Sex Tiki's
Angry Tiki Idols
Lance Can't Dance
Lancey and the Boil Boys....
the ChickenFingers
Zsa Zsa's Carpet
Don Knotts and the Diamonds
the BigToe Belly Orchestra
Ernie and the Combovers!
LANCE Fever!
the Paul Pleather Experience
Electric baldspot
Mrs. Ho Jangles and the hairy Hobos
Stryker and the Scabs
flat rabbit.
church house sqeakers
the proper authorities
the Baby Hookers
the Trouble Entendres
Papal Flappable Infallability Band
PowerGut
the constipators
Courtesy Flush
Hungover Like a Horse
Buddy Hackett's Smoking jacket
the Nipsy Russell Army
he Cack-Handed Boffins
The Hobby Whores
the droolin' slack jaws
the locked tiki fonts
FAT ANDY!
tAk0 TRucK
The Mid-Century Modern Men
the boogers
Taco Party OverDrive
the Weirdtards
Marathon John
Eclectic Fight Orchestra
Freebie and the Beans
the Abe Vigoda Ensemble
Fake Boob's & the Trophy Wives
Mel & the SugarTits
Spam Sucking White Trailer Trash!
Mclovin spoonful
whiskey dick and the rum balls
corn husk sluts
PROTONG!!!
interpole dancers
Mussolini's Grandson & the Guidos
Billy the DIK
the Lone Haraungers
Betsy Wetsy and the Testes
the Dan Manwich Jug band
The Cocktail Shakers
Sax & the Jazz Killers
Gun Toting Hula Dancers
Sam Samurai & the Sword Kittens
The Craptacular
Atomic Jail Punk
Abe Vigoda Tantric Yoga
Hissy Fit
Hulk Rogaine
the Sleepy Sheep Bladder Band
NightCrap
Rummy and the Bumblers
Lenny and the Sweats
Dream.....Weaver!
Big Toad and the Ribbits
Ass Gordon
peda and the philes
ghoo gobblers
unka bens minitmen
karim awheat yeah boyeeeee
The Crushed Hopes
Disco Stu & the Mustache Rides
Frankie & the Bad Fires
Butch & the Bitch Slaps
The Bondage Bettie's
Moonshine HulaBillys
Scratch & the Chalkboard Screamers
Car Crash & the Texting Cheerleaders
My mind is a Dark,Dark place.....illuminated by a single Hulagirl lamp
stinky and the fingers
the colonostopys
spanky and the red butts
the hemmoroids
KY and the jelly drippers
Bathtub Brewery
White Power Nap.
That Guy
Van PALIN
AFROCAT
Ferret Top!
Spinal Crap
Thunder Bunny
Raw Meat and Greet
the Funslingers
Paul Bunion
Flatfoot Fanny and the Trannies
the MEtards
the Indian Livers
Stinky and the Cropdusters
Kentucky Waterfall
the Merkin Jerks
FLANtasia
ICE-PEE
Dirty Eyeball
Duchess on Crutches
BUCKtoof and the Beavers
Myron Butterfly
the LolliCops
EagleWeasel
MEGAeggo
Madame Backhair
Princess Ladyfoot
MEGA-MAUDE
TongueDart
Lucy Stool and the Fools
AstroCrap
the Guitards
MIMESCREAM
TrannyFanny
Free Mason Mandela
the Borracho Muchachos
WizardFynger
Strawberry Alarmed Cock
Electric MOOGaloo
the FOPs
the FAPs
Fat Cop and the Tazers
Grandma Flaps and The Flappers
S.S. Tutters
Monkey Spleens
James and the Giant Leech
hunter and the thompson guns
flip and the flops. a DC band.
FDA.
DJ SkyNet & the Polymimetic Alloy Crew
the tounge punchers.
Danger Dan & the Deep Divers
the Malibu Spaceys
the dead threaders
CHARLIE BRONSON'S MUSTACHE !
The Sniveling Shits
TrannyCAM
TBA

[ Edited by: woofmutt 2010-10-05 10:56 ]

TK

"KY phosis and the osteophites".

"Demon Dave and the Sippycups"

The Baby Punchers

Rockem Sockem Robots

The Party Crashers

The Cock-Tails

Steroid Carrot Top

Krispy & the Critters

The Ape Shit Slingers

Brain Dead Politicos

Jesus & the Diablos (pronounced Hey-Zus)

TK

horney dolphins of doom.

TK

sledge and tha hammers

Lance Leech & the BloodSuckers

wow, i iz honored.

here is my contribution:

deleted tiki bong

Fast Dickie & the Go-Nads

Just so you know, I did not think of these on my own.

The Nipple Biters
The He-Whores
and
Mangina.

the Flaming Vajayjays

TK

the luscious nipples

the Bruised Peace Activist Ensemble

Billy Bob and the Bromancers

Mickey & the Mouse Tears

[ Edited by: Atomic Tiki Punk 2010-09-26 22:02 ]

post no bills

falling rock

(p.s. tiki bongs old punk band....free beer )

[ Edited by: RevBambooBen 2010-09-26 21:30 ]

The Foolish Mortals

Clown Car Police Chase

Leather Clad Cheerleaders

I'm gonna go with the Baby Punchers....genius !

Scottish Clowndoctors

L

Danny and the Deflectors or maybe just the Deflectors

The Magda Lenas consisting of four red heads??

Irritable Band Syndrome

Captain HArdon

Redacted!

Cocktails with LuLu

The Sex Tiki's

Angry Tiki Idols

Ken Ruzic's Tricycle Tramps

Lance Can't Dance

Lancey and the Boil Boys....

the ChickenFingers

Zsa Zsa's Carpet

Don Knotts and the Diamonds

the BigToe Belly Orchestra

Ernie and the Combovers!

Nice play on Dead can Dance,kinny...

how bout...

LANCE Fever!

the Paul Pleather Experience

Electric baldspot

Mrs. Ho Jangles and the hairy Hobos

Stryker and the Scabs

TK

flat rabbit.

TK

church house sqeakers

TK

the proper authorities

the Baby Hookers

cool name because it can be taken more than one way!

the Trouble Entendres

Papal Flappable Infallability Band

PowerGut

TK

the constipators

A

Courtesy Flush

Hungover Like a Horse

Buddy Hackett's Smoking jacket

the Nipsy Russell Army

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