Welcome to the Tiki Central 2.0 Beta. Read the announcement
Tiki Central logo
Celebrating classic and modern Polynesian Pop

Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Bilge

The Hanford Lemoore Thread

Pages: 1 17 replies

So, does this guy really exist?
I hear he's like an eccentric Howard Hues.
Like walkin' around with tissue boxes as shoes, and shit. :)

Just wonderin'

W

i heard if you look at him reeeeeal close
he's composed of tiny zeroes and ones.....

at least that's what i heard....

Back in the mid 2000's when the Lucky Tiki was open(up in the Valley)
there was a guy that would come in on Sundays, that looked a lot like Hanford.
JP and I said it was his doppelganger and we called him "Evil Hanford"

Jeff(btd)

G
GROG posted on Wed, Oct 27, 2010 11:48 AM

He's in your computer!

[ Edited by: GROG 2010-10-27 11:49 ]

I think he is a drive-by!!!

H

On 2010-10-27 20:52, VampiressRN wrote:
I think he is a drive-by!!!

This is where he gets off...

On 2010-10-27 20:52, VampiressRN wrote:
I think he is a drive-by!!!

Hey! I couldn't get that picture to post! :lol:

W

I have had a vision...Words, in white...Written high as if in the sky*...The words of Hanford written with his own fingertips!

These sorts of visions don't come to me often but when they do they're generally 78.6% accurate, plus or minus 15%.

*No, you granola munching hemp huffers, not written while high, just high as in "above the normal level, surface, base of measurement, or elevation" (Webster's).

I love that my posts with pictures were deleted.

good times.

Jeff(btd)

[ Edited by: bigtikidude 2010-11-01 23:34 ]

G
GROG posted on Tue, Nov 2, 2010 11:17 AM

"TOLERATE" is spelled with one "L" Hanford. :D (See header at top of Tiki Central)

I'm not sure why Hannford tollerates you GROG - if you are not carefful he will bannish you back to the stonneage! :D

It's getting hard to "tollerate" that screen sucking header that dominates the screen.

I had a Dos Equis with him once....

K
kirby posted on Thu, Nov 4, 2010 8:32 PM






Kirby's Island.com****The Tiki Adventure

[ Edited by: kirby 2010-11-04 20:33 ]

C

He should be making way more. Definitely under paid

Kirby,
that took me a few minutes,
you are a genius sir.

Jeff(btd)

Pages: 1 17 replies