Famous and not so Famous Quotes

"One of these days, half the people in this town are going to arrest the other half"
A. Vermillion Wormcan, correction it was A. Vermillus Wormcan.

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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra

"There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers."

-DON VAN VLIET/CAPTAIN BEEFHEART

"It's better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it."

Me

Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2" -Sam Halpern

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"It tastes like burning."

Ralph Wiggum.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho

"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it" Groucho

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
Dorothy Parker, Tom Waits

"I drank what??" - Socrates

"go fuck yourself"

Dick Cheney

On 2011-04-18 18:37, Mr. NoNaMe wrote:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
Dorothy Parker, Tom Waits

Tom Waits did a cover of that song? I have it on an old Dr. Demento basement tape from my gramps.

gabbahey

"This would be a great job if it wasn't for the fucking customers" - Randal Graves, Clerks

"We are here for a good time, not a long time."
Me

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." Roddy Piper in They Live (1988)

Bear

Hello!

My name is Inigo Montoya...

You killed my father...

Prepare to die!

--Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride

"no matter where you go...there you are."
buckaroo banzai.

I'd like a chance to shoot at an educated man just once in my life.
Gus McCrea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNeMmDHUCt8

"Pets are welcome,Children 'MUST' be on leash" TD

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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy", until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers

One more for today.

"Everything is survivable, except for the last one."
Unknown

"Rrrrrrriiiiiight! I'll paint ANY car for $99.99"*

-Earl Scheib
*amount depended on year the commercial was broadcast

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

• Harvey Korman in BLAZING SADDLES

"somebodys gonna have to go get a shit loada dimes."
slim pickens in BLAZING SADDLES.

"If I bleat when I speak, it's because I've just been fleeced."

"Here's my counter-offer to your counter-offer: Go f*ck yourself."
Al Swearengen

Gentlemen! You can't fight here - this is the war room!
Dr. Strangelove

beadtiki, that one's a true classic.

"We hang the petty thieves, and elect the grand ones to public office."
Aesop

"Just cause your too old to cut the mustard, doesn't mean you can't lick the jar" Larry Flynn being asked about his sex life by Piers Morgan.

"I quit drinking Once...worst afternoon of my life." - Humphrey Bogart

"'To me, nostalgia is a pain in the ass,' is something Oscar Wild might have said if he wasn’t always trying to show off how smart he was."

From the November 1970 National Lampoon. (In a written introduction to a collection of Arnold Roth cartoons.)

"This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable." -Bender Bending Rodríguez-

"I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I'm too grossed
out to hear anything you have to say." -Buffy the Vampire Slayer-

The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be sure of their authenticity.” - Abraham Lincoln"

HA! Good one Abe.
Here's one I like from Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday talking to Ringo, in the movie Tombstone. "I'll be yer Daisy!"
Yeah, I know it's not much but,....it's a lot.

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On 2011-05-02 20:21, Jungle Trader wrote:
HA! Good one Abe.
Here's one I like from Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday talking to Ringo, in the movie Tombstone. "I'll be yer Daisy!"

JT,

I believe the exact quote is "I'm your huckleberry."

Bear

On 2011-05-02 21:19, Brudda Bear wrote:

On 2011-05-02 20:21, Jungle Trader wrote:
HA! Good one Abe.
Here's one I like from Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday talking to Ringo, in the movie Tombstone. "I'll be yer Daisy!"

JT,

I believe the exact quote is "I'm your huckleberry."

Bear

Sounds more like Brokeback Mountain.

"I'll never kiss your lips again, they buried you today"-Mark Dinning

On 2011-05-02 21:19, Brudda Bear wrote:

On 2011-05-02 20:21, Jungle Trader wrote:
HA! Good one Abe.
Here's one I like from Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday talking to Ringo, in the movie Tombstone. "I'll be yer Daisy!"

I believe the exact quote is "I'm your huckleberry."
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yeah yeah, that's it. What did he say after he killed him? "Poor Ringo, he wanted to be a daisy". I think I need to refresh the movie.

JT Vic

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"can you imagine the load this guy has in his diapers?" (newsvine poster)

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/05/04/6584344-an-infantalist-meet-stanley-the-adult-baby?gt1=43001

"What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer..."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance"
Charlie McCarthy

I was going to post "Soylent Green is people" here but then I recalled posting it somewhere previously. I did a search and found this...

Tiki Central: Favorite Line from a Movie

and I believe I posted it there. So I won't post "Soylent Green is people" here.

Thanks for not re-posting "soylent Green is people", that would have been doublely redundant :D

Hey Bush, thanks for not posting "Soylent Green is people". Yer a daisy.

Alec Guinness: "You?!"

William Holden: "Yooouuuuu..."

Alec Guinness: "What have I done?"

Bear

"Aloha, Mr. Hand!" -- Spicoli

"Homey don't play dat game." Homey The Clown