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W

Boy, I say boy, that girl is like the road from Dallas to Fort Worth. No curves!

I got nuthin' today. But that is one big-ass rooster!

C'mon, take a puff. Whatsa matter? Chicken? Of course they're harmless. I'm 35 and they haven't stunted my growth.

Let's go talk to "Management"

So, that's all you do? BIRD IMITATIONS?!?

Today's Photo is getting clean.

Czechoslovakians, did not mind the continuing "Toilet paper" shortage so much.

"Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest and when daddy comes home he never gets no rest."

Weird Alison Yankovic plays a concert at the local laundromat.

We've replaced the fine jack-in-the-box normally displayed here with a naked-lady-in-the-dryer. Let's see if anyone notices.

:music: Twenty-one dryer sheets in my butt
Twenty-one softener-sheets!
Add one to the stack,
that's stuck in my crack,
Twenty-two dryer sheets in my butt :music:

8T

She was too stupid to do laundry yet too clever to play musical chairs the familiar way.


I once was lost.....but now I'm found.....

[ Edited by: 8FT Tiki 2011-09-16 18:34 ]

Though Polly realized that she would never make it to Paris, she never gave up on her quest for musette music and the perfect bidet.

Today's Photo suffers from inbreeding...

Cannonball!

8T

Time to clean the gene pool. P.S. Funerals will be held Thursday at noon.

being a pool guy,
I was instantly horrified to see this.

you might as well be standing there with a metal pole in yer hand,
with it in the water, and in the middle of a thunder storm.
:o

Jeff(btd)

oh a quote,
ok Barny, flip the power switch.
ffzzzztttt!!!

Today's Photo takes it in the balls!

Great Balls of Fire!

Stairway to Heaven.

FAIL!

See what happens when you try and play Buffett at a Tiki event?

Today's Photo knows how to Grind.

8T

At her wedding reception, the lovely bride chose not to throw the bouquet but to remove the chastity belt instead. It's gonna be some honeymoon!!!!!!

:music: Power tools are a girl's best friend :music:

Today's Photo wants a God Damn Cookie!

I want a NOSE and I don't care where I get it from!!!

W

For the last time, WHERE ARE MY THIN MINTS?

Scene 1: (Mr.Blue) You gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite.
"Stuck in the middle with you" is playing in the background.

This is what you get for giving me Damn Gluten free cookies!!!
Blam blam blam

8T

Now you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street!

On 2011-09-20 14:24, bigtikidude wrote:
This is what you get for giving me damn Gluten free cookies!!!
Blam blam blam

:lol: Winner! :lol:
Like those old commercials where you help a friend move and he gives you light beer!

Thanks Mike,
I'm just speaking from my own stomach.
:wink:

Jeff(btd)

Today's Photo asks, Where the hell do I find these photos?

Who's gonna be laying the eggs now?

Why? Because I'm the fucking Easter Bunny, Bitch!

Doggy want a bone?

8T

Hop on pup

Hey there Bunny, can you at least give me a reach-around?

That bunny is way over the "this tall to ride" stick.

Today's Photo is feeling "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Pre quote question?
is that from Burning man?

"Look at me, is this Tiki?"

I think so Jeff?

TZ

The much-anticipated arrival of the ugg boot fairy.

:music: I feel pretty, oh so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty, and gay
And I pity any girl who isn't me today
La la la la la la la la la :music:

[ Edited by: Brudda Bear 2011-09-22 16:06 ]

Jerry Poppins

"not that there is anything wrong with that"

Today's Photo is not sure what's going on here?

who drank all the Jagermeister?

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