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Today's photo has a big mouth...

Now quick a Banana in the tailpipe.

Big thanks to Brudda Bear for filling in!

Today's Photo is driving without Insurance.

Cavemen still angry over cancellation of sitcom.

Were number one! Were number one! Were number one!

Today's Photo needs driving lessons.

I told you it wasn't a Godzirra's sea turtre! Now ret's turn it back over and get out of here before anyone sees us!

On 2011-11-10 05:52, MadDogMike wrote:
Doctor Z’s 'Not-Quite-Patented' Crab Lice Remedy
“Sworn BY, not sworn AT”
Ask for it by name!

Now that is funny.

On 2011-11-15 02:01, Chuck Tatum is Tiki wrote:
Today's Photo needs driving lessons.

I'll try it again, but I don't think I can get the engine to turn over.

Next time take the cap off the gun, before you order fire!

Today's Photo really creeps me out!

I wonder if the old lady next to him,
knows shes about to be killed?

Jeff(btd)

"There is nothing more frightening than a clown after midnight." Lon Chaney

Everything is BAD with "McDonald's" now, especially Ronald McDonald
who will eat your soul!

Hey kids, who want's a balloon dog made out of your spleen?

That is same grade A nightmare fuel.

Today's Photo brings you the Invention of the "Glory Hole"

And the origination of the term "pecker."

Today's Photo is a real brown noser.....heh

"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it"

You gotta be shittin' me!?!!

Today's Photo knows where all the Action Stars went....

This movie needs to be all one liners

Jason Statham: "Locked, Stocked & Cocked!"
Bruce Willis: "So many guns, So little time to Party!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Now your cooking, With Napalm!"
Jean-Claude Van Damme: I'll kick you....To pieces!"
Jet Li: "I don't feel short around you guys"
Chuck Norris: "One time...In a Viet Cong Prison Camp..."
Dolph Lundgren: "But my Bullets are Bigger...They go to 11!"
Sylvester Stallone: "Stop or my Mother will skull F**k you!"

Today's Photo is not that wild...

So you feel like going to Starbucks?

finally the mothership has returned to take us home.

Today's Photo shows that long ago "Men" wore the Fur Coats...

nothing says MACHO like MINK.

Orville and Seymore display their prized beavers

Today's Photo is from the Dark Side...

Saint Luke....I am your Father!!!

Today's Photo has the BEEF!

i have never used steroids!!

How do you like me now Lady Gaga? What do you say we go cuddle up by a fire?

Thats one hell of a "Dog" treat.

Today's Photo says Happy Turkey Day...

Hot Damm Carl - that dodder of yers is cute and she can shoot like nobody's bizness. You learn her how to cook and I recon I'll trade you my pick-up truck fer her!

Be good to yourself and to the ones you love
Life is short, smile while you still have your teeth.

[ Edited by: MadDogMike 2011-11-25 20:43 ]

She could have shot a beaver instead of a turkey!

"I got me the main course fer the bu-fay, let's git this here weddin' started!"

Today's Photo needed a shave.....

Well, the carpet USED TO match the drapes...

No caption to post for this one, just a true story. I worked in a vet clinic in the early 80s and we used a med called Ketamine to do procedures like neuters on cats. It was hilarious to see the looks on their faces - they would have their eyes open and stare off into space just like this one :lol:

That is taking casual Friday to an extreme.

Today's Photo is a Art? ?? ??? ????

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

It's the Lizard, Dog, Human Centipede!

That's one disgusting flow chart.

Poop-petual motion machine?

Today's Photo is the Christmas Werewolf