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Today's Photo likes them old...

'morning dear, haven't seen my contacts have you?

Is that your femur or are you just happy to see me?

Norman Bates' mom in her college days.

Today's Photo has a Gun!

They sold his mother to the circus
In a world where violence rules
one Monkey will get some payback!

Sniper 4: Monkey with a Gun
Coming Soon

"ah didn't descend from no damn ape"!"don't call me no damn minuteman....ah am a minuteAPE"

I don't know but it reminds me of this video (Sorry about the obscure link, I can't get YouTube at work - what do they expect me to do all day? :lol: )

Damn, Mike that got me laughing!

Photo: "That will be the last time you fling your shit at me, monkey fucker!"

Video: They were thinking something different was going to happen? It's all fun and games until someone hands a chimp an AK-47 and forgets to remove the clip, clear the chamber, and switch the safety to "ON" first! Primates are just as inquisitive, observant, and mimicking as human children, and no one in their right mind would hand a loaded assault rifle to a child.

If that clip is real ( :wink: ), those Darwin Award nominees are damn lucky no one got hit. I bet they had to cap the chimp to recover the firearm, and that's why the clip ends when it does.

Edit: okay, Mike had me there for a bit, 20th Century Fox, funny stuff.

Bear
Chimp, the other white meat.

[ Edited by: Brudda Bear 2011-09-08 18:56 ]

The american version of SHARPE'S may be a tad different.

Today's Photo has more Guns, Guns, Guns!

The Kalashnikov Ballet company works hard at training.

:music:
Everybody run
The Corps de Ballet's got a gun
Everybody run
The Corps de Ballet has got a gun :music:

I was going to make a crack about the cold war ear Soviet gymnastics team, but in light of the Russian Hockey Team crash that doesn't seem like such a good idea :(

The Swan Lake Massacre

Today's Photo is not a friend of small animals

No matter how many times Billy blew his horn, the squirrel still refused to get out of the road.

Little Harry Potter
Come blow your horn
The squirrel's all laid out
From watching too much porn

Be good to yourself and to the ones you love

[ Edited by: MadDogMike 2011-09-11 06:15 ]

Billy knocked them dead whenever he played his horn
which was not good for return gigs.

He couldnt handle the loss of his only fan. Late at night, when there is a slight chill in the air, you can hear his sad,wailfull call.....SPLOOOOOOTHHHHHHHHHH.....SPLOOOOOOOTHHHHHHHH.......

R.I.P. Rocky J. Squirrel

Today's Photo is Horsing around...

Vlad, practiced the Heimlich Maneuver on everyone & everything he came across.

With a population density of 1 person for every 15 square miles, the Greenland National Judo Team is often left to practice with "non-human participants".

Nursultan Sagdiyev and Nazarbayev, partners on the Kazakhstani Equestrian Team, practicing for the XXX Summer Olympiad in London in 2012. Expectations for a medal remain low.

Traveling cross country by horseback just wasn't as much fun as he imagined it would be.

Today's Photo is washed up....

Thar she blows

Prepare the "Penis" cannon!

Confucious overheard at baseball game: "Man with 4 balls not just walk, he walk PROUD!"

Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Umpire: 4 balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: Well, it looks like a giant--
Colonel: Johnson!

Giggles!

The hands on this majestic timepiece may read about 8:15 but as you can plainly see by the angle of the shaft, the correct time is actually 10 o'COCK !!!

The Dickville volunteer fire department amazes these little squirts with their ability to put out a BBQ grill fire with great accuracy from across the park.

Today's Photo might have worms?

OOOOHHHHH....thats the hole dick cheney lives in.

[ Edited by: talo ka 2011-09-13 04:54 ]

Even Cats really hate Mimes!

Did somebody really put a firecracker in there and light it?

Only her groomer and veterinarian know for sure.

It might surprise you to know that there is a drama club at the Veterinary College.

Cat got my tongue, but it looks like it's on the way out the other end now.

Today's Photo likes Banjo music

How angry "Hillbillies" cure hemorrhoids.

Got wood?

Though later and not as well publicized as the Salem event, the Mississippi Warlock Trials marked a troublesome time in the South.

Be good to yourself and to the ones you love

[ Edited by: MadDogMike 2011-09-14 05:59 ]

Who says Hillbillys can't carve tiki's?
They whittle them while sittin' on the porch, or sittin' on the pile o wood.

Today's Photo is taking ten.