Post your "Photo Captions"

Today's Photo asks again, is this Art?

Can you help me sir, I lost a contact.

Today's Photo asks "Can you hear me now?"

Is that Tracy Morgan? :lol:

"This is gonna play hell with my roaming charges!"

Today's Photo would like some mustard on it.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Hot Dog

The hot dogs in the army
They say are mighty fine
but one rolled off the table
And bit a pal of mine
Oh I have had enough of army life
Gee, mom I want to go home

[->>King Bushwich 33rd

Today's Photo smarts a bit...

"Here's the wind-up...and the pitch. And it's a SCREWBALL!!!"
(it definitely looks like it screwed the pooch!)

[ Edited by: MadDogMike 2011-10-05 16:51 ]

Today's Photo is FUBAR!

An Afghan, A Soccer Mom, A Pink AK-47, A Baby in a bathtub
What could go wrong?

does this pink AK-47 clash with the PEACE symbol on my pajamas?

Comment: AK-47??

Ahem... That is not an AK-47.

However, it is a Ruger 10/22 Carbine fitted with a pink Hogue OverMolded rubber stock (who says a girl can't feel pretty at the range?) with an Eagle 30 round magazine to cut down the chances of "breaking a nail"** during constant removing and refilling/swapping out of the dinky standard 10 round mag.

**Just kidding, I know it's really because small capacity detachable mags that can't be quickly refilled while in place (ie: with stripper clips), and must be filled by hand, are just a pain in the ass. Especially with .22 caliber ammo...

.. And a baby on your hip.

I deduced the rifle model quickly, chiefly by the design in combination with that style magazine (it screams Ruger 10/22), but I actually had to google to ID the stock.

Caption: It's NRA Barbie!

I have that tub in my master bath! (without the mirrors, the 2 dogs, the baby or the gun) The 80s style "garden tub" :D

Damn it Bear, I'm only familiar with the Israeli & US issued Sniper Models?
so the next Photo of the Day is for you!

Today's Photo is a little Hairy.

A squad belonging to the 1st Kriegsbär Corps taking a moment for relaxation during a routine patrol.

Tier Haus!

Delta Tau Chi Fraternity photo, Berlin University 1939

just before the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Coke may have to rethink their holiday ad strategy when they find out what the bear did during the war.

Today's Photo's Kung Fu is strong with the "Finger Licking Chicken Kicking" Stance!

Here, let me help you reach that high note.

Today's Photo is Acrobatic.

And this would be the very first time someone would say
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

Theodore, if you fart I'm gonna kick your a$$ when I get out of here

Yes, they are all very strong but who told them that this a proper way to display it ???
One of the trio is obviously at a severe disadvantage.

Today's Photo is for BigTikidude, Happy Birthday Jeff!

1 outta 3 ain't bad (I don't do diet or Coke)

Thanks Chuck,
um yeah no diet please.
and I only like Coke outta the fountain, or a glass bottle.
for some strange reason, coke in plastic, or a can taste weird.

But Bacon anything, bring it on!!

Jeff(btd)

Today's Photo is not in a relationship with anyone but himself.

Honey, does this stubble make me look fat?

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Poor guy looks like he had a head on collision with Tammy Faye Baker.

Today's Photo is a "Redneck" when.......

Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when Goaty comes home
He never gets no rest

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Goaty never sleeps at night

Is the Goat her brother or a Pet? cause you never know sometimes.

Pan, having eaten his flute, was content to dance while Molly played her stomach Steinway.

If you don't stop playing that Damned accordion,
I'm going to punch you in the throat.
Now I just wish that I could get my hoofs to cooperate.

Gee, thanks for the shirt, but where are my damn pants?

Today's Photo is a bit fishy

Hey, I heard there's a place in the Tsukiji Fish Market that sells the freshest sushi!

:music: "How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year..." :music:

Little seen deleted scene from Videodrome

Just what are your super powers again?

Obscure Pink Floyd reference Bear, I'm impressed!

Today's Photo is just roaring along!

I'd be "lion"if I say I didn't enjoy a good car ride

I would be Lion if I didn't feel a need for speed!