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R.I.P. Chuck Tatum is Tiki

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ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk posted on 03/07/2012

"Chuck Tatum is Tiki"

"Expired from a head injury after slipping on a "lubricant" while attempting
"Auto Erotic Asphyxiation"

He was in the presence of members of the 70s Punk Band "The Dickies" and several "Paid Professionals"
visiting from Las Vegas, who refused to be identified but in a statement to Police
said "it was the best party ever!"

He leaves behind a very angry girlfriend & "Lulu" his pet Panther.
Plans for a "Viking" funeral are being made as soon as his family can find a bigger boat

Family members said about him "God he was an asshole, But he was Tiki"
He shall be remembered for a little while at the very least,

Rest in peace Chuck! Rest in peace.

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 03/07/2012

Thank Heaven! That guy was a JERK!
Almost as much of a jerk as that Atomic Tiki Punk fellow!
:)

PG
Professor G posted on 03/07/2012

Ah yes,, CTiT. I remember when . . . nope. That was someone else. Or the time when . . . no, no. Never mind.

I got nothing.

On a different note, aren't all professionals paid? Anything else is, at best, a gifted amateur.

[ Edited by: Professor G 2012-03-06 18:26 ]

ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk posted on 03/07/2012

"Paid Professionals" that's Police speak for...well you know.
I am just glad the jerk is outta my house......

W
WooHooWahine posted on 03/07/2012

BooooooHooooooo! :(

B
bigtikidude posted on 03/07/2012

I am happy and sad all at the same time,
but I can say, welcome back Atomic Tiki Punk.

Jeff(btd)

D
danlovestikis posted on 03/11/2012

I can't wait to see the difference in person! We must go to Don the Beachcomer's event on April Fools Day! Wendy and Dan

BB
Bruddah Bear posted on 03/17/2012

Chuck who?

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 03/18/2012

GREAT! They substitute ONE jerk for ANOTHER!
Sheeeeesh!
:wink:

ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk posted on 03/19/2012

Just let it out Kinny......

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 03/19/2012

Didn't Atomic Tiki Punk get kicked off
then Chuck Tatum replaced him ILLEGALLY
and now Chuck is gone and ATP is back?
Explain please...
this is very confusing....
:)

LLT
little lost tiki posted on 03/19/2012

Okay... i let it out....

ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk posted on 03/19/2012

It was all a dream, Kinny
Your safe now & "Chuck" is dead
The bad man can't hurt you anymore........

B
bigtikidude posted on 03/19/2012

key word, (anymore)

BB
Bora Boris posted on 03/19/2012

Jeez, even in death he's still talking too much. :roll:

ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk posted on 03/19/2012

Nice to see Boris is still practicing his "Stand Up" routine.

B
bigtikidude posted on 03/19/2012

Wait a Min.
Boris does Stand up?
shouldn't you be funny for that?

Jeff(btd)

C
Chippy posted on 04/05/2012

Holy Cow! I am gone for a little while and this is what I find.

Personally I find the description of the death a little, to use law enforcement terminology, Bull Sh*t. I feel an investigation should be in order. Perhaps this so called Tiki Punk has committed a little foul play to access the fine name Mr Chuck has been working so hard to establish. Yes, I feel this entire incident is going to require a little more investigation.....

ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk posted on 04/05/2012

Ehh Gad the Cops are here!......Remember the "Night Rider" Bronze!
"I am the Nightrider, I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

C
Chippy posted on 04/05/2012

I hope I get this quote correct;

"We will see you on the road, slag!"

But you know, when someone is found dead under strange circumstances that is what we in law enforcement call a clue. But I may have slept though that part at the academy.

ATP
Atomic Tiki Punk posted on 04/06/2012

On 2012-04-05 14:22, Chippy wrote:
I hope I get this quote correct;

"We will see you on the road, slag!"

But you know, when someone is found dead under strange circumstances that is what we in law enforcement call a clue. But I may have slept though that part at the academy.

What's so strange about an "Auto Erotic Asphyxiation" death? :lol:
You are just itching to get off that watch commander desk and get some street time?, Chippy.

C
Chippy posted on 04/06/2012

You see through to my soul......

JW
Jason Wickedly posted on 04/11/2012

On 2012-04-05 14:22, Chippy wrote:
that is what we in law enforcement call a clue. But I may have slept though that part at the academy.

I'm getting a raging clue right now....

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