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Best pick up line?

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F FLOUNDERart Tiki Socialite Orlando Florida Joined: Sep 02, 2003 Posts: 1140	F FLOUNDERart Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 10:06 AM I have never used a pick up line myself, but there are some funny ones out there. This one however has a nice come back line in the case of denial. In college I watched a friend ask a chick to dance. When she said "no" quite smuggly I may add his response was "oh I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants"! Every time I hear a pick up line this always pops into mind! LOL Mahalo Original Art by Flounder http://www.flounderart.com [ Edited by: FLOUNDERart on 2003-12-18 10:07 ]
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 10:19 AM That's a classic comeback FlounderArt, I always thought a loud, beer-induced belch was a good response to denial also... (I guess that's why I don't dance)
FZ Feelin Zombified Tiki Socialite The Exotic Shores of Lake St. Clair Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Posts: 1340	FZ Feelin Zombified Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 10:34 AM "So, do you live around here often ?" -Z
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 11:01 AM The best one I ever heard of was "Could you help me catch my puppy? He just jumped out of my Porsche."
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 11:53 AM
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 12:04 PM On 2003-12-18 10:19, Tiki_Bong wrote: I always thought a loud, beer-induced belch was a good response to denial also... http://www.goofyhumor.com/greetings/christmas7.swf [ Edited by: Unga Bunga on 2003-12-18 12:06 ]
K Kanaka Member Atlanta Joined: Jun 02, 2003 Posts: 402	K Kanaka Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 2:10 PM After one too many Mai Tai's at Vic's or High Life at any other bar they just roll out like..... 1)My name's Scotty, when you catch your breath I'll be at the bar waiting on my drink. 2)It's not a beer belly, it's the gas tank for my love machine..... 3)Wanna play house.....you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.. 4)Are those space pant's your wearing....cause your arse is outta this world. Obviously rum is the best form of birth control, but it's fun to watch the jaws drop!
T tikichump Member Joined: Nov 24, 2003 Posts: 7	T tikichump Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 2:51 PM [ Edited by: tikichump on 2005-04-13 11:15 ]
F FLOUNDERart Tiki Socialite Orlando Florida Joined: Sep 02, 2003 Posts: 1140	F FLOUNDERart Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 2:58 PM On 2003-12-18 14:51, tikichump wrote: how many more of these ridiculous "favorite" so and so, or "best" this or "worst" that posts are we going to suffer through? Just three more and then the list of "favorite" so and so, or "best" this or "worst" that" is complete. Mahalo Original Art by Flounder http://www.flounderart.com [ Edited by: FLOUNDERart on 2003-12-18 16:50 ]
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 3:05 PM ...Except for the list of favorite "Favorite Lists"...
TR Tiki Royale Member The Aloha Room in Beautiful Belmont, CA! Joined: Dec 06, 2002 Posts: 891	TR Tiki Royale Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 3:24 PM "Look at you Doll, with all them curves and me with no brakes..." Yep, you guessed it... Crash and burn. :tiki:
T Tiki_Bong Member Huntington Beach, CA Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: -16	T Tiki_Bong Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 4:26 PM On 2003-12-18 14:51, tikichump wrote: how many more of these ridiculous "favorite" so and so, or "best" this or "worst" that posts are we going to suffer through? I hear you TikiChump #9839293! Did we ever determine if you're really in the slammer or it's just one of your fantasies?
K Kanaka Member Atlanta Joined: Jun 02, 2003 Posts: 402	K Kanaka Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 5:20 PM Thanks Tiki Royale, I got a new one for 1/2 Mai Tai night at Trader Vic's tonight!!! Oh I forgot one I heard in a country song in a rental car last week. Believe me it's no fun driving through South Georgia with no radio Antenna. Timber.......I just fell in love.
E emspace Member Vancouver Joined: Jan 05, 2003 Posts: 879	E emspace Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 7:28 PM Then we Canadians can start our own FAVOURITES list! Yes, yes, yes! em.
UJ Unkle John Tiki Socialite Middle-of-the-Ocean, TX Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Posts: 1217	UJ Unkle John Posted posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2003 8:54 PM i forgot where i live, can i stay with you? you believe in the hear-after? heh then you know what i'm here after. the doctor said i'm clean. you like tiki? what's that over there? (pulls out club) Mo-Holler. Unkle John: -one man aspiring to be everyone’s favorite unkle. http://www.unklejohn.com [ Edited by: Unkle John on 2003-12-18 21:02 ]
T tikifish Member Toronto,Canada Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 2720	T tikifish Posted posted on Fri, Dec 19, 2003 6:12 AM Favourite use of 'U' in a word?
T tikimug Member 1217 mi. North of the Mai Kai Joined: Apr 01, 2002 Posts: 752	T tikimug Posted posted on Fri, Dec 19, 2003 7:31 PM ColoUr

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