Monty Python

Just as I was perusing Tiki Central, my ears suddenly pricked up, and I virtually bounced out of my chair. My wife was watching an old Monty Python video (she's into the Pythons like I'm into Tiki) and heard the words "First there was Kon-Tiki, then there was Ra 1, then there was Ra 2. Now here's Mr & Mrs Brian Norris' Ford Popular". It then went into a sketch which parodied Thor Heyerdahl's various expeditions. Wow, Tiki gets everywhere.

Trader Woody

*she's into the Pythons *

Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

:wink: :wink: ,
midnite

wink, wink, nudge, nudge!

Well Midnite, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

Trader Woody

Hey! It's only a flesh wound! Come back here and fight like a man.

Bring out your dead!

"We've found a witch, may we stone her?"

number 10 The Larch
number 11 The Larch
number 12 The Larch
number 13 A babies arm holding an apple.

"Ni!"

All right I was holding back....

This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You stick it in a bottle, or you could hold it in your hand. AMEN!

signed - Bruce.

[ Edited by: tikimug on 2003-03-10 10:12 ]

"For death awaits you... with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth!"

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee;
A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
Eric the half a bee!

Who is this hive employee
bisected accidentally
one summer's afternoon by me?
I loved him carnally!

More message-count fodder:

Dennis: Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!

[ Edited by: purple jade 2006-03-20 21:13 ]

Meanwhile back in Hawaii da locals go...Spam,spam,spam,spam...spam,spam,spam,spam...spamady spam, wonderful spam...spam,spam,spam,spam...

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

:tiki:

Let's customize.

No one expects the Tiki Inquisition!!

On 2003-03-10 21:32, Cultjam wrote:
Let's customize.
No one expects the Tiki Inquisition!!

"Every Tiki's sacred,
Every Tiki's great
If a Tiki's wasted,
The gods are quite irate"

or:
If a Tiki's wasted,
then he's feeling great

or:
If a Tiki's wasted
to work he'll show up late

'kay.

and in regards to the Buffet thread that popped up yesterday...

This is an ex-parrothead!
This parrothead is no more!
He is pushing up the daisies!

(as it should be) - snicker...

What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

from the web...

"Open casting is about to begin for six fellas to play the young Pythons in a movie version of Graham Chapman's memoirs, Gin and Tonic. Since it's an open call, and the producers are turning it into a publicity stunt by giving out a prize for the most outlandish costume, expect lots of cries of "It's just a flesh wound!" and plenty of funny walking.

"We wanted to cast as wide a net as possible for the Pythons," says David Eric Brenner, president of Hippofilms, who is producing the movie. "Our goal isn't just to find six look-alikes, but to discover six incredibly talented performers who embody that Pythonic brilliance and lunacy."

The first open audition is in California on March 20th, then they will move to New York, London and, believe it or not, Japan.

To find out how you can get involved, visit the Gin and Tonic movie site at http://www.ginandtonicmovie.com/. "

NEU!

...bring me a shrubbery!

And now ... the larch.

It's a man's life in the British Dental Association.

now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!!!

Very small rocks...

On 2004-02-14 17:58, Unkle John wrote:
NEU!

No! No! No!, it's "Ni"

"Hello Mummy, Hello Daddy. There's a dead bishop on the landing!"

"What's his diocese?"

"How would I know?"

"He's got it tatooed on the back of his neck..."

ka-BOOOM!!!

"Unfortunately, she has not learned the Importance of Not Being Seen."

On 2003-03-10 19:11, purple jade wrote:
Here's another theme party, Tikifish!
From a Python party...

HUGE TRACTS OF FLAN!!!

hey pj, my wife wants to know if you served SPAM as well...?

Ohhhh.....
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.

"I'd like to have an argument."

No, you wouldn't.

I just noticed the frequent use of Tretchikoff style paintings in M.P.?

Dinsdale!

On 2004-03-15 11:01, Atomic Cocktail wrote:
I just noticed the frequent use of Tretchikoff style paintings in M.P.?

No you didn't.

On 2004-03-15 11:01, Atomic Cocktail wrote:
I just noticed the frequent use of Tretchikoff style paintings in M.P.?

Dinsdale!

http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic-new.php?topic=6078&forum=1&vpost=58092 j$

On 2003-03-10 19:22, Shipwreckjoey wrote:
Meanwhile back in Hawaii da locals go...Spam,spam,spam,spam...spam,spam,spam,spam...spamady spam, wonderful spam...spam,spam,spam,spam...

On Leap Year Day me & the wife had Hawaiian French Toast with Coconut Syrup & Spam. March 1st I turn over page on my Python's (Monty) Calendar & what do I see? The Spam Sketch!

http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic-new.php?topic=6078&forum=1&vpost=58092 j$

http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic-new.php?topic=1961&forum=1

On 2004-03-15 15:05, Atomic Cocktail wrote:

http://www.tikicentral.com/viewtopic-new.php?topic=6078&forum=1&vpost=58092 j$

No, you DIDN'T!

[ Edited by: floratina on 2004-03-15 16:22 ]

I've got 90,000 pounds in my pajamas
I've got 40,000 French francs in my fridge
I've got lots of lovely lira
and the Deutsch mark's getting dearer
and my dollar bills will buy the Brooklyn bridge!
Oh there's nothing quite as wonderful as money
Nothing like a freshly minted pound
Some people say it's folly, but I'd rather have the lolly
cause it's money makes the world go 'round

Shut it, big nose.

Oh great sorcerer what is thy name!!??

"Tim"

(Welsh accent) We're going to kidnap Pilate's wife and issue our demands.
(Other Welsh accent) No you can't, we were here first.

I took a piss next to Terry Jones at the weekend.

Trader Woody

Woody - So what did you guys talk about?

Q: so how come your piss stream is so much louder than mine?
A: I'm pissing on your briefcase.

personally, i would not appear in a film unless there was full frontal nudity.

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