Love Starved Savages

Ladies and Gents, what is your thought on the trope of the noble yet libidinous primitive and her litigious colonial counterpart? ill fitting khakis, katz deli.. You get the picture.

Which island depicted in Baxter or Dennys aural worlds seemed to have the most lusty busty babes?

Cheers, John

John, as I call them "Robust".

You ever see Playboy from around, let's say, 1960? There's a monthly subscription worth the ten bucks some other schmuck is giving to Trustfund Kayleigh on O.F. to fund her "habit".

Say, whatever happened to the Mojito maker I got you in Islamorada ages ago? I'm not talking about Rita, the lovely twenty-something either.

Truthfully yours, Melv

My thoughts on your missive centre around the dark, moist lustiness of a Katz pastrami on rye. However—and begging your pardon with all requisite doffing of mon petit chapeau—I would argue that Second Avenue Deli’s pastrami would more effectively knock your caucasoid hero’s ill-fitting khakis to the floor, sir. Lastly, the song-inspiring island paradise about which you query is referred to as Manhattan by the local inhabitants.

Quite the polariod you've printed in my minds eye ( and film ain't cheap ! ) I have heard of this island of Manhattan.. My grandfather told me upon his maiden voyage to the island via postcard back across the pond " I don't have allergies, I don't have siblings, my love language is English and my credit scores in Yiddish . " It seems baxter and denny could have accounted for the exotic within the vast island of Manhattan, perhaps a 'Fare-Evasion Sonata'... Well , i certainly have the hankering for pastrami but as Don Ho once said " Dining out and sex is a lot alike - it's better if I ain't paying" On the self-abuse front... if a gent finds himself plaintively flipping through a Oui magazine and doesn't have access to vaseline, i hear russian dressing will act as a stand in... Perhaps polynesia was sourced for it's natural resource of KY Jelly.. I'd have to check in with Alexa after my better half gets done using the dial-up. Probably downloading an Ani Difranco torrent. Right now this evening I have a bit of Denny going, a Romeo y Julietta and chuckling to myself for the mishap when i gifted a street merchant with a copy of Ferris's "4 hour work week" in Romania... I need to call in the doctor for some antibiotics to clear up a case of Polynesian Cooties, till next time

Smith