tiki central haiku

bright green screen contrasts
against spreadsheet and drawing
oops boss is coming

my life knows no rule
by pipe of poppy yet once
must have tikishout

flame rocks aloha
hanford gives words of wisdom
kids go to your rooms

Good ones, JD! Of course, this is exercise is rendered quite simple by the fact that Polynesian Pop's name has five sylables. Observe:

Polynesian Pop
Will break every mug you own
Just give him a chance.

Polynesan Pop:
"Sign my Book of Tiki, please".
But where? No more room!

I got a million of 'em!

Florida Tiki
Your visage is curious
Wayne Coombs made it so

--

Of what use limits
A Grog Log is within sight
Look! Here is Pablus

--

Florida mountains
Cybertiki has $ to burn
fill dirt volcano

--

Paint sticks to burlap
tiki mugs have many curves
No nude girls today

--

Bre-elle and Tristan
Film is unnecessary
Your image haunts us

When is this tiki thing going mainstream?

[ Edited by: kailuageoff on 2004-04-10 10:58 ]

rev' rend ben's sermon
east coast tiki revival
hale tiki, arrrrrrrrr

Basement Kahuna
mixing Tiger Woods one more
rum soaked green jackets

Swanky builds temple
Kiliki lifts high the torch
There is Hukilau

San Francisco calls
Martiki's Falernum Fount
Flows Freely to mug

you guys killing me
way to much time on your hands
get yourselves a life

LOL

On 2004-04-09 13:30, FLOUNDERart wrote:
you guys killing me
way to much time on your hands
get yourselves a life

LOL

I Freaky
Fo Da Tiki

Open Ebay box,
Mug shards like tea leaves, foretell
"Negative Feedback"

L@@K! EAMES TIKKI VASE!
SHAG LIKE TIKI MUG MUGS GLASS!
BUFFETT PARROT HEAD!

[ Edited by: badmojo on 2004-04-09 20:26 ]

On 2004-04-09 15:15, Unga Bunga wrote:
I Freaky
Fo Da Tiki

seven syllables
unga bunga bad haiku
ten more you do need

On 2004-04-09 20:10, FLOUNDERart wrote:

On 2004-04-09 15:15, Unga Bunga wrote:
I Freaky
Fo Da Tiki

seven syllables
unga bunga bad haiku
ten more you do need

So that's what haiku is.
I thought we were doin some kinda mod poetry beatnic crap.

holy grail tiki
Edge of Texas covets it
Outbid once again

I, Goodwill shopper
Spy mug on far away shelf
Sheisse! A German Beer Stein!

Sweet Leilani mugs
Much like unchecked coat hangers
Quickly multiply

Enigmatic Bob
Your vacant smile, elusive
Your eyes, two black dots

On 2004-04-09 20:10, FLOUNDERart wrote:
seven syllables
unga bunga bad haiku
ten more you do need

Dude, you sound like Yoda! Or is that Grover?

Name be getting stale
nice fishy has no legs
reborn I will be, Raffertiki

Prophetic I am.

He collects postcards,
Sharing with all Boys & Girls.
It must be Sabu!

Rev. Dr. Frederick J. Freelance, Ph.D., D.F.S

[ Edited by: freddiefreelance on 2004-04-14 09:05 ]

Formikahini
Seeks eBay budget Shaheen
Is Hell freezing soon?

Kamehameha
Cut va va voom in my size?!
Pay rent? F*ck, no - BID!

You mean I won it?
For less than sixty? HOW?! Oh!:
VLV's over!

Freddie Freelance sips
Fine ales, while playing his mom's
Roselli 8-tracks

Sabu

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-04-15 12:29 ]

Baxter, Denny, Lyman
A comedic counterpoint?
King Kukulele

Oasis is near
Cannot wait to spend, spend, spend
But I'm unemployed

tiki haiku, yes!
where can we put all the mugs?
mmmm, must drink from them

polynesian pop
why you dropping all your mugs?
make a mosaic

I've belonged to a haiku list for about 6 years, my college friends started it, and you must compose all posts in haiku.
Most of the posts are about BBQ's and art openings, etc.
'Searing hot crowbar' somehow got to be the default 5 syllable line, I like Polynesian Pop, myself :)

Tikiwahine
Will she attend Hukilau?
Only time will tell

Polynesian Pop
Is he also Pop Ylop?
What a handsome stud! :wink:

**Poly-Pop ***

He who dies with the most broken mugs WINS!

[ Edited by: PolynesianPop on 2004-04-15 19:44 ]

OK, I'm on a roll...

Dropped another mug
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Must be drunk again :P

**Poly-Pop ***

He who dies with the most broken mugs WINS!

[ Edited by: PolynesianPop on 2004-04-15 19:47 ]

broken mug shards lay
like rapa nui moai
poly pop drinks more

gather broken shards
I think this piece was a nose
where'd I put the glue?

no one can see cracks
Hale Tiki rides again!
oh no! an earthquake!

Well, since it was (sort of) revived...

Advice to newbies:
Utilize the 'Search' function;
Avoid getting 'Bonged'

Bump for this topic
Phoenix rising from ashes
Pained TC haiku!

I was just thinking
There should be TC haikus
Voila, here they are!

almost two years by
bump revives haiku: it is
an e-timecapsule