Subservient Chicken

This guy will do anything you tell him to. It's kinda scary but fun at the same time.

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

what the ???!

Yeah, I told it to bring me a beer and it came up real close to my screen and wagged his finger. Damn scary!
It did jumpin' jacks for me, crazy ass chicken.

Now back to you.

[ Edited by: Jungle Trader on 2004-04-18 20:46 ]

Did you check out the tv commercials? Sexual harassment!

go pluck yourself......

First, I told it to "f*ck off" and it walked right up to the screen and did a "shame on you" motion with its fingers. Then, I told it to jump up and down --- and it did!

Is this a live cam???

That was kind of freaky...

OK -- I just went back and told it to "Walk like an Egyptian" --- and it did!!!

This has to be a live cam...

Damn, does this guy sit in this chicken suit all night until someone calls up his webpage???

He moonwalked for me, posed (got a crotch shot) and tried to stand on his head, but he just ignored me when I told him to go pluck himself, that is sooo like a chicken. hmmmph!

He would NOT do the Macarena, I asked three times.

tell him to "Act like a Dog!!" Oh my god!!! too Funny!!!!!!!!!!

This website is a viral marketing thing for Burger King. It's not a webcam, but a bunch of Flash clips.

I got him to do the Twist, the Swim, and the Hustle, but he can't do the Mashed Potato or the Chicken Dance. :lol:

[ Edited by: cynfulcynner on 2004-04-18 22:39 ]

I told it to glue back together all of Poly Pops' mugs,.....And it flipped me off!

i recommend typing in "piss". funny.

you may have to try it it a couple of times. sometimes he shakes his finger at the screen but other times ...

[ Edited by: Tiki Chris on 2004-04-19 06:12 ]

Just say 'die'. That chicken is a good actor!

That is too funny! I asked him to do the wave and then I said go sit on the sofa. He was perfect. Only thing he didn't do well was jump up and click his heels. Maybe that's because chickens don't have heels ????

Told it to "dance like John Travolta" -- and it did!

This is getting fun...Other things I told it to do and it did:

-Pushups
-Watch TV
-Jump on the couch
-Look behind you

When I told it to masturbate, it wagged its finger at me.

**Poly-Pop ***

He who dies with the most broken mugs WINS!

[ Edited by: PolynesianPop on 2004-04-19 10:18 ]

What? He can't choke his own chicken?

I have to say that I am starting to think that this may be the only website that Poly Pop looks at anymore, and his family and coworkers are probably getting concerned.

I told him to hump the couch the other night, and he wagged his finger at me. So I told him again and by god, he humped it! That's when I started to freak out about the site and I haven't been back since.

what an odd site.
i tried a lot of the things that were recommended...but it was just too weird when i asked him to lick his foot...and he did.

i am intrigued by the lower heading "BK TENDERCRISP..." :) j$

Ok, other stuff he's done that I asked him to -- and he did:

Get a book from the the shelf
Smell your armpit
Do the Funky Chicken
Scratch your butt
Rub your belly
Peck the floor
Shake your ass
Run around the room
Bow to the TV
Dance Ballet
Move the couch
Move the black pillows
Touch your shoulders
Act like a Cheerleader
Do the splits

That's one smart bird... I'm beginning to running out of stuff to ask him to do...

**Poly-Pop ***

He who dies with the most broken mugs WINS!

[ Edited by: polynesianpop on 2004-04-19 15:40 ]

I asked him to do stuff us TC'ers would appreciate - try HULA DANCE. Also, MAKE A DRINK!

I got that crazy plucker to act like a Monkey. But he wouldn't hold the Mcnuggets.

Chongolio

"eat me" was pretty scary!

On 2004-04-19 11:21, Jungle Trader wrote:
What? He can't choke his own chicken?

try "choke yourself"

I can't try these out because I'm at work, but perhaps one of you more adventurous souls would like to give it a whirl...

http://boingboing.net/2004/04/08/subservient_chickens.html

p.s - after looking at the snopes website, it looks like they've disabled the ability to modify the url, and you'll just get the finger-wag. May be worth trying anyway, but I ain't gonna do it.

I had it all backwards -- the best bed is the one that's stumbling distance from Tiki-Ti, or the Mai Kai, or the Lagoon Room, or the Alibi, or the Kon Tiki, or...
Critiki

[ Edited by: Humuhumu on 2004-04-19 16:05 ]

We told him that Burger King tastes like crap- he seemed to agree.

...Worship the Tiki yielded results also.

[ Edited by: boutiki on 2004-04-19 17:16 ]

On 2004-04-19 15:48, Chongolio wrote:
I got that crazy plucker to act like a Monkey.

Chongo, glad to hear he didn't start throwing his sh*t at you. I had him take the CHP field sobriety test...he failed!

http://www.ralphmag.org/AQ/briefs.html

http://www.backwoodshome.com/articles2/grim79.html

One more for the road!

I've ran out of things for it to do so.....
It's time he says bye, bye!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

LOUISE WOODWARD: Because it wouldn't shut up!! SHUT UP!!

BARRY SCHECK: Were you there? WERE YOU?? Did you see that chicken cross that road? Well?? DID YOU???

O.J. SIMPSON: Absolutely one-hundred percent unsure.

JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it fg wanted to. That's the fg reason.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmm. Chicken.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

2 tbsp. oil
2 cups cooked chicken, diced
1 tsp. mixed herbs or oregano
1 to 2 tsp. curry powder
2 tsp. sweet soya sauce
1 lg. can pineapple, diced
1/2 cup water or chicken broth
2 bananas, sliced

Combine liquid ingredients in a large bowl.

Add chicken, pineapple, and banana.

Let chill in refrigerator for a couple of hours.

this thing freakin' creeps me out!

I asked him to make a chicken sandwich & he took the cushions off the couch, laid 1 on the ground & put the other 1 on top of himself. But he wouldn't hold the mayo, eat a photo of a chicken sandwich, or turn the lamps upside-down.

Will he hold the Chicken Salad between his knees?

On 2004-04-20 14:10, badmojo wrote:
Will he hold the Chicken Salad between his knees?

No, he just gets down on 1 knee.

This thing is f-ing creepy!

I just typed 'beg' and got an amusing result.

Also, tried 'backflip' - he tried but failed!

'Choke the Chicken' is taken literally.

[ Edited by: tikibars on 2004-04-21 12:31 ]

I asked him to subvert the media & he just shifted his weight from 1 leg to another. Maybe he thinks he already is?

There's now a parody of Subservient Chicken: Subservient President!

http://www.sputnik7.com/domains/subservientpresident.net/

He will search for WMDs. :D

Well,I asked Mr. President to jump up and down,and wave at the camera,but all he did was scratch his head and look shifty.

I can't get the 'President' to do anything!

Oh, wait - I get it...

I asked it to "Bang your head" and he walked to the wall and whacked his head against it.

Then I told him "Bark like a dog" and it crawled on all fours and lifted his leg on the couch.

It really is creepy as hell so I had to bail out...

THE CHICKEN IS BACK!!!!

And he is fighting mad!!!
http://www.chickenfight.com/

Hah!

He just cartwheeled AND did the worm for me!

I played chicken fight and chose "Spicy", he tore "T.C." up!

Subservient President... how appropriate!

New parody of subsrvient chicken: virtual bartender. She can't make a Mai Tai, but try typing in "fight" or "knee".

[ Edited by: ShaTikah on 2004-11-08 17:12 ]

I asked, "Can you Woo, woo, woo?"
He shrugged his shoulders walked up close and shrugged'm again.

I got him to sort of breakdance. He wouldn't break the TV. For some reason he threw all the pillows off the couch?

Fun stuff! :)

-FB

Ask the virtual Bartender to "strip". It's funny.

Ask her to "show me your panties". (I'm such a dirty dog).

"French kiss a girl" is also good.

[ Edited by: Sabu The Coconut Boy on 2004-11-08 17:44 ]

she won't make a martini either - but she will buy you a beer.