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I remember when I was a kid visiting my dad during the Summer. At night before I get ready for bed he'd say "before you go to bed, brush your tooth".

I thought it was real funny.

(I think I still do.)

Hardwick Vt is the butt of many a joke told by other residents, as Hardwick's population seems to be completely made up of dirty, inbred yokels. One of my fav. Hardwick jokes is "How do you know the Toothbrush was invented in Hardwick? Anywhere else it would have been named the Teethbrush."
And no Bong, I'm not suggesting your dad is a dirty inbred yokel.

[ Edited by: badmojo on 2004-09-29 09:40 ]

Did he also tell you to comb your hairs and put on your pant?

I don't get it.

Great googly-moogly!

Orange county's number one steel player is also totally insane!!

We often have truck drivers pick up at our docks at work. There is one guy I work with who insults anyone (behind their back) and he often sees these truckers and comments on their clothes or the way they talk, smell or you name it. One of his favorite lines is "nice tooth". Funny thing though, he has those teeth that are really spaced far apart.
Some folks call him "gappie" because of the gaps between his teeth. And they have said stuff like he uses rope for dental floss and boards for toothpicks. Well, I think I better go brush now.

Question - what has 50 legs and 8 front teeth?

Answer - the front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

(laugh here)

When you're smilin'...oh when you're smilin'....
the whole.. world.. smiles...with you

On 2004-09-29 18:07, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Question - what has 50 legs and 8 front teeth?

Answer - the front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

(laugh here)

I don't get it.

On 2004-09-29 21:59, FLOUNDERart wrote:

On 2004-09-29 18:07, Tiki_Bong wrote:
Question - what has 50 legs and 8 front teeth?

Answer - the front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

(laugh here)

I don't get it.

That one went under my head too, but I appreciate the effort that went into it.

what has 60 arms and no pubic hair?

the front row of a Backstreet boys concert.

I was watching a "Trauma - Life in the ER" episode on TLC, I think they were somewhere in Tennessee. It was the 2 am/closing time shift and the battered drunks started rolling in. The doctor looked into the camera and said, "This is the witching hour where the patients tend to have more tattoos than teeth..." It just cracked me up.

What's got 20,000,000 legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

eeewwww, I got that one. That's just wrong.

all I want for christmas is my two front teeths.

On 2004-09-30 07:42, PolynesianPop wrote:
What's got 20,000,000 legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

Speaking of which, you know how 7-11 stores have the collection jar for Jerry's Kids right by the cash register?

If one of Jerry's kids went in there, could he use that money to buy his Slurpee?

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